Better Than the UFC Fight.

Jul 13, 2026 2:17 AM

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2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wait, so it was all a scam? for selling tickets?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the same video.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't like 90% of the betting money on the guy who lost in 90 seconds?

2 weeks ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

More like ten seconds

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not at all suspicious

2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Dana White is the kind of masogonistic, knuckle dragging testosterone demon that gives the Y chromosome a bad name.

2 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Bet he is on the list

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How much $ per second did he make?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did people at least get their bread to go with the circuses?

2 weeks ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I didn't even go to the circus, there was bread?

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bread's too expensive. Get hooked on GLP-1 so you eat less.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

UFC? ew

2 weeks ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 5

Dana White I bet is on the list

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EwFC

2 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He should’ve gotten a yellow card at the very least.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There was a fight?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kick was with the wrong leg, but that was it in a nutshell. Should have at least done himself a favor after dodging prison and just retired. Then again Dana just loves guys that harm women.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

He didn’t even get to the kick. Knee buckled as soon as he put all his weight on it. Legendary.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck UFC, WWE, TKO and all their Saudi-worshipping bullshit and protecting of horrible wretched human beings withing their organization.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In wrestling they have a term called "stealing a house" it basically means that people are excited to see a 2 guys wrestle but everyone at the wrestling company knows at least of the guys sucks at wrestling, so the match won't be very entertaining. So you build up to a big show let him wrestle. People won't be excited for him going forward, but hey you got their money for this show. That feels infinitely more ethical than charging people for a main event that just isn't gonna actually happen.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I had heard that MacGregor the rapist, who beat and raped a woman so bad she needed reconstructive surgery and he only had to pay out civil penalties for it, blew his fuckin knee out.

I hope they amputate it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

Nah. I hope it;s too damaged to repair, but he's too afraid of being seen a cripple to amputate and spends the rest of life limping in pain.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At the neck.

2 weeks ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

If his opponent had any balls, he'd have followed him to the ground and caved his face in.

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Like a horse with a broken leg, gotta be put down.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He claims Tanya Harding put a curse on him.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is why I come to the internet.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

guess making fun of someones injure is a thing now... but at least get the right knee if you're gonna do this, accuracy is everything...

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

He brutally rapped a woman so badly she had to have her tampon surgical removed and basically got no punishment, so yeah this fuckwit busts his knee ima laugh my ass off. It'd only be better if it crippled him for the rest of his life and causes permanent pain.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah shaddup nobody cares about that goon.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You know what's cool? Not giving a fuck about UFC and holding its fans in absolute derision.

2 weeks ago | Likes 260 Dislikes 9

Yeah, the obsession with that sport is unsettling.

2 weeks ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

That’s …not actually that cool at all. I don’t give a fuck about the ufc either, or most other sports for that matter. But to shit on everyone who is a fan is a dickheaded take. Let people have their own interests, liking different shit than you doesn’t make them worse than you. Not into it, cool, just don’t watch.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 12

No, no. They're right.

You should ABSOLUTELY shit on people who are fans of a bloodsport that results in disabilities and death. You should absolutely revile people who scream for the blood of others and pretend it's normal. "Sports" like this shouldn't exist, and the fact that they do, and have millions of fans, is an indictment of those fans. They are shitty humans.

Fuck you.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I liked UFC in the 90's, when I was a teenager. I watched it some in the '00s, but in the past 15 years, I have seen about 10 fights total and always because they happened to be on where I was. Since the whole White House disrespect bullshit, I will make sure to never see another fight.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I mainly watched as a teenager in the 2000’s it was pretty good then. By like 2015 it had become stupid

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss 90s ufc where you had a guy claiming to be a literal ninja absolutely dog walking professional fighters lol.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I take it McGregor lost again? Shame that. Anyway.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Not only lost but apparently also blew out his knee 69 seconds in.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0