I really hate when people loop their videos like that. It strikes me as a disingenuous way to garner more views by tricking people into thinking there is more to the video.
He got his piano youtube money going. He has made so many click bait pianos out of cheap marketplace ones. He's also made the rotating guitar neck thing.
Well... I hate to break it to you... but most domesticated farm animals are smarter than you think. Cows can act like bog dogs. Pigs can be very smart, even learning to play joystick controlled video games. Chickens can... did I tell you about pigs?
An arachnofobic friend of mine used her chicken whenever she saw a spider. Chicken goes chomp, bye bye fear. Doesn't have anything to do with intelligence, but it was a useful chicken.
When you cut the head off a chicken, sometimes it will run around before dying (usually, Mike). So common that "Running around like a chicken with your head cut off" is an immortal saying.
Cows too, also that we domesticated them so easily because cows (and their ancestors) find us physically attractive and enjoy spending time with us.
We eventually need to stop eating most animals and replace our slaughtered meat with vat grown meat; same thing but never had a nervous system or needed to be killed for food. Billions of cattle for food would be either millions of pets or on reservations in the hundreds of thousands if we go that route, so it would bring mild demographic collapse.
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
He's a sucker for a good melody.
DisUsernameAmsDildos
If the crab learns bass he'll be spared too
HandoB4Javert
Taco's Diving Bell
UnoriginalPieceOfRepeatingShit
Poor crab
MundySeme
Damn nature, U scary
FlyByGRider
The tiny crab thought he was going to be in the band too
FPAlpha
Imagine the crab's dread being lowered slowly to that tentacled monster bit by bit and being unable to do anything about it.
J4nein4ne
And the soundtrack to its doom is just 5 poorly-timed notes. What a way to go!
allergictocantaloupe
This is a video from Mattias Krantz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcWnQ7fYzwI
Righteousdew
I really hate when people loop their videos like that. It strikes me as a disingenuous way to garner more views by tricking people into thinking there is more to the video.
tentacularfleshscape
Sure, but also at least it's actual content.
BeastofKnowledge
"This is bullshit, I can play the xylophone but you dont see me playing TV games with a snail's life you sick fucks." - Crab
InfOracle
The fact that Tako is "octopus" in Japanese is hysterical to me
13579rocket
Fendeezy
Oh lawd with enough training Tako can join Sebastian's symphony and play for King Triton's palace.
BIC777
Is this guy immortal? He seems to have nothing but time on his hands...oh, and incredible creativity.
ImAWeirdMom
And money to boot, keeping an octopuses a pet is not a cheap hobby.
randomdrifter54
He got his piano youtube money going. He has made so many click bait pianos out of cheap marketplace ones. He's also made the rotating guitar neck thing.
ImAWeirdMom
Very cool, I didn't know any of that about him.
allergictocantaloupe
"I taught an octopus piano (It took 6 months)" from Mattias Krantz.
AbelardSnazz
“And then it died”
TheBunnyPants
But, clearly Mattias can
Meetgeorgejetson4510
House Hunters: I’m an octopus music instructor and my budget is $1.3M
IMustGrowUpReally
Does he practice his octopaves?
ProtagonistofReality
If that octopus isn't called Davey Jones, I will be very disappointed.
Jaqdakloun
This is why I don't eat octopus anymore
Powderhunter75
Remnants of aliens...no one will convine me otherwise. Also, they are freakin cool!
danomyces
for the uninitiated, "tako" means "octopus" in Japanese
JackArnone
I thought he was saying Taco.
chewybrian
This is like Batman super villain torture for the crab
J4nein4ne
This incentivizes the octopode.
Affray
I had the same feeling. Riddler vibes.
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZWtveDNxb2tqZzJubWo0YWJoenkxd3BsamN3bnhzcXkzMzh4cjQwaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/NqE1OoITOZbCGqF4eQ/200w.webp
J4nein4ne
She knew what she was doing.
UnattendedDeviant
My crab plays the bass but I guess these two would be a dysfunctional band.
powwerbottom
I've been in bands - it's perfectly functional for who it's for
FeloniousMonk13
Hmm now if only we could teach a clam to play the drums we'd be fuckin rich
DarwinsAgain
But how do you tuna fish?
tymonaSmasher
Get some tartare sauce on harmonica
MaybeIllDisappear
Someone was going to eat that octopus. That's just sad.
NinjaCongo
Don't be sad about it! They simply ate another octopus.
BryanTenn
Well... I hate to break it to you... but most domesticated farm animals are smarter than you think. Cows can act like bog dogs. Pigs can be very smart, even learning to play joystick controlled video games. Chickens can... did I tell you about pigs?
Koetjeboe
An arachnofobic friend of mine used her chicken whenever she saw a spider. Chicken goes chomp, bye bye fear. Doesn't have anything to do with intelligence, but it was a useful chicken.
Doismellbacon
I feel like I should weigh in on this...
MCNewYorkLives
Mmhmm...bog dogs....yes....
BryanTenn
Blame imgur and the inability to edit posts. Mye typikng suclks
YouAreTheInsultMaster
A pig like that you don't eat all at once!
kahooki
Chicken head is optional.
Aranon1183
So you've heard of Mike the Headless Chicken, then?
NotSomoneElse68
When you cut the head off a chicken, sometimes it will run around before dying (usually, Mike). So common that "Running around like a chicken with your head cut off" is an immortal saying.
Aranon1183
Uh, yea. I was just gonna say I live 20 minutes from the town he was from.
merlecorey
chickens can be trained to do magic tricks that fool Pen and Teller:
merlecorey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_sc1jKCv3o
raitchison
a. Very cool
b. The eidting of the end of the video to create a smooth loop is (chef's kiss)
IMO Octopi are WAY too intelligent of an animal for us to eat.
TheFastpaws
Ya, I agree with you on this one.
BananaForScaIe
Well so am I, but that doesn't stop.... nobody from eating me *cries in banana*
metricman67
(Laughing in Korean)
keyblader1985
That looping style is extremely common in Youtube shorts
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
We eat octopuses already. Octopuses are intelligent. Therefore, we should eat other creatures that are as smart as octopuses.
queernosaur
If you go down the slide of that logic, you wouldn't eat any animal anymore
Gerdalearnedme
So are pigs :(
indyliberal
BBQ MAGA
SupernaturalReactions
If you're gonna use intelligence as the standard for determining which animals can be eaten; then it seems that Long Pig is back on the menu!
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b2l2aW4wNG13ZTUzODU0cW1kYXl0NGVueWEzeWplOTJzMXU2aHdtYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1d6TZuzdBboDm/200w.webp
JaTheRed
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NG94Mmh2MTVtb2NoMmF2Z2QxaGtocmM2NjA2c2hiankzaTU3ZXZmYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ZRP7z6kRUcpS8/200w.webp
interestingmonster
Tate Sauce
Aranon1183
Long pig is simultaneously the most abundant and most rare meat on the planet
Einstein9073
Please cook long pork thoroughly. Avoid organ meat, especially the brain , that's the dangerous part
Botticelliii
I don't have any recipes, but I don't think you're supposed to eat it rare.
Kittenman15
Octopodes?
beneaththewillowtree
Octopo-deez nuts!
prosper020
Both, and even octopuses. All three are considered acceptable in English now.
Korrd
Not by me. It's octopuses because rules matter.
Syko73
Wait till you find out how smart pigs are......Tasty tasty bacon
TheKatodrome
Cows too, also that we domesticated them so easily because cows (and their ancestors) find us physically attractive and enjoy spending time with us.
We eventually need to stop eating most animals and replace our slaughtered meat with vat grown meat; same thing but never had a nervous system or needed to be killed for food. Billions of cattle for food would be either millions of pets or on reservations in the hundreds of thousands if we go that route, so it would bring mild demographic collapse.
NCPBullet
I would eat a grown steak
SelfconsciouslyConfident
Still steak.
Feralkyn
"Find us physically attractive?" What??
Valharroth
Just like we find cats and dogs aesthetically pleasing.
Feralkyn
That sounds like a load of horseshit to me