Myrrhmidon
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Apr 30, 2026 12:23 PM
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helyx
He looks pretty happy about it.
TheMurderousCricket
Mmmm, was it good for you too morante?
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
*record scratch* So this awkward, but this is me. And this is the story of how I made my biggest mistake.
opentokix
Karma something something lubed something
69Voltage
His expression says he’s enjoying it
PauliePlaysPoorly
It's how he wanted to go...
ongabonga
Good.
FellAsleepInSchool
LawFiveGuy
guy walks into a restaurant and orders Rocky Mountain Oysters. Loves them, says he'll be back the next day. Shows up the next day, orders Rocky Mountain Oysters. Loves them, says he'll be back the next day. Shows up the next day, orders Rocky Mountain Oysters. Server brings the plate and the portion is about 1/3 the size of the previous portions. Guys says "what's up with this tiny portion?" Server replies "sometimes the bull wins"
phoony
ragazzino
Rectum? Damn near killed him.
EggFooYung
You beat me to it. Take your +1
MajorNikon
REOJackwagon
"And this Is how I met your father "
G081
well, looks like he’s not exactly hating it right?
SortaSordid
Each to their own, I'm not one to kink shame.
pmulax086
Well, he was looking for a match of man against a beast, right? Tough luck... you asked for it, you got it, no crying.
RElGNMAN
Fucked around, deserved to find out.
FellAsleepInSchool
OmenJones
jdore8
getadogupya
Mess with the bull...
Andersen81
Get a second butt hole..
MCTMCT
The look on his face says he likes it.
trinxter
They should stick blades into the bullfighter's neck.
Myrrhmidon
they have trouble holding the blades because of the hooves
SignedEpsteinsMother
...the bullFIGHTER'S neck...
DongleDingler
It would be assumed that the roles are reversed in that case, which is why OP said the bulls can't hold the blades with their hooves