CodyBurkett
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Let's get this bread.
Chinese dynasties as Simpsons moments.
Hell yeah
Pippin tax [and Princess Monster Truck cameo]
Today's message from Pippin: "i love you too. Love you too. Up."
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1) Are you on the run to a safe place and passing through Arizona on your way to safer grounds? My apartment is open to you to crash at, and it is a safe space. Pippin and I will make you a meal and gladly share tea, wine, or mead with you.
2) Hey! Take your meds with a full glass of water, please. Do it for Pippin, or Space Mom, or better yet, do it for yourself.
3) Ĝefeloað wē. We will carry on.
4) all funds from the sales of items at these two links will be sent to support charities aiding to fight for Trans rights in the US (not just T-shirts!)
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74812801-all-conures-are-anarchists
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74811778-whiptail-pride
5) Since multiple people have requested this over the last two weeks or so, my ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/codyandpippin
zombiejedediah
#2 I should have studied The Simpsons instead
maday1br
#19 ... Isn't that everyone?
highdesertaliebn
#9 this made me smile. Thanks you
EroticZombiePants
cosonfused
#9 ralphie later grew up to be a supervillain trying to take over part of the country but gets twarted by a secret agent animal.
3Davideo
#37 Tin can be *very* valuable. In fact, one of the biggest factors in the Bronze-Age Collapse was the interruption of tin supplies, without which copper could not be turned into bronze. As a result, there was massive societal upheaval, and it overall led to the Iron Age, since while iron was overall metallurgically inferior to bronze, supplies were relatively generous AND only reliant on *one* metal instead of *two*, and therefore much more resilient to supply interruptions.
CodyBurkett
You're talking to the Bronze-age guy here, believe me, you are correct.
truk77
#40 Yes and amen.
fartharder
#42 https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/you-might-think-of-shrimp-as-bugs-of-the-sea-but-a-remarkable-discovery-shows-the-opposite-bugs-are-actually-shrimp-of-the-land-180986303/
fartharder
#26 my first time visiting the ocean was kinda boring... spent my whole life not being able to see the other side of lakes, so what's an ocean to impress?
thenonworkinglight
#19 isn't this just universal law? Who the fuck leaves it on an odd number? '31' volume feels so wrong, my phone autocorrected it to '32' the first time I wrote this sentence.
zwielichtengelchen
3 is pretty good to not wake the baby though.
gman003
#26 My first guess for the censored word was incorrect. Very incorrect.
tavinjer
Are you quite sure?
wadatahmydamie
#37 wizards who just apply mysticism to quantum mechanics, which is how they’re able to have two quills across the world from each-other writing simultaneously
Lylani
#37 I've got a few on that list and a few off it for my fantasy idea. The tricky part is making them alien enough without making them impossible to relate to.
teardropivyyearofthetiger
#19 I must cut the snotty parts of a poached egg off-
I eat egg whites if they are hard, but I prefer a medium poached yolk on my toast. I’ve eaten it at countless breakfast and brunch is the only place I’ve ever seen it so perfect was in Las Vegas and I even took a picture of it before I ate it.
todroki
Let us take sheige my brothers in freindship
nichfra
#42 um actually whales are fish.
(So are all tetrapods but the whale part makes people mad)
writerdahling
All tetrapods arw fish with *significant* caveats. https://iere.org/are-tetrapods-fish/
nichfra
The only caveat is exactly the one mentioned in #42
WienerBeener
#26 humans will pack bond with anything...
sirbartonslady
#25
eshank881
My friend doesn’t get it…
sirbartonslady
Tell your friend to get their ass to Phoenix, Arizona, and spend some time looking at the billboards and buses around town (specifically, personal injury attorney advertisements). The joke will make sense then.
eshank881
Thank you, kind imgurian!
oozabooza
#1 i always updoot birbs
CatMumOf2
#19 I have to order individual letters in my head, but only certain letters, and try not to have doubles. Take the word 'individual', the order would be inidivula. A vowel can double, but a consonant cannot. Also, I have to calculate numbers in my head to the point the answer is 10. Like 124, would be 1 + 4 = 5, then 5 × 2 = 10. 123 doesn't work because it can't get to 10 unless you do some math magic I dont understand maybe.
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
#8 Bajor resistance/occupation drama would be dope.
Rayfire3535
#23 I love that the cow aliens are flying around in effectively titty shaped ships.
CheshirePanda37
#2 I really wish I got this joke. I mean, it would take a bachelor's in Chinese history... but still
Sebastopol140
#37 Or what? OR WHAT??
thricebakedxyz
You know
Bonana
Bastardry
cosonfused
given the context of other entries being extremes, I would guess "sexuality"
BishlamekGurpgork
Or intercourse, if you're not neccessaily talking about earth.
cosonfused
good point!
Username62611
anti-virginity
ttra
or else
TheBlueMuppet
Hyper-Intergalactic-Politically-Unfortunate Virginity.
PullShporttel
#2 The Japanese didn't actually eat the Qing Dynasty alive. The Chinese did that to themselves during the Great Leap Forward a few decades later.
Pilgrymm
#10 OK sorry to go all autism on this one, but 1. Testicle thing is a TikTok hoax and 2. The ships are cheap because the upkeep is insanely expensive and barely worth it. But yeah sure buy them and go nuts.
cattothelibrarian
What's the testicle thing?
Pilgrymm
In the vid at the top for some reason there's a weird Google search asking about the value of a testicle:
cattothelibrarian
Oh, I didn't even notice that! Thanks.
Pilgrymm
Np. I'm AuDHD, I notice everything. Lol. <3
IHateApostrophes
#10 you're telling me I coulda made $3.4 million?
truk77
#37 What is the censored word here..?
Darkwell
No censored word. The fantasy world doesn't have the concept of red rectangle. Very specific, I'm sure it'll make a great story.
Rayfire3535
Eat I believe.
Robbann
also, a perishable currency is just the barter system with extra steps
tavinjer
I don’t know but the one in #26 was “fuck”
truk77
I thought it was "kill"
rbudrick
Moist.
Bonana
Bastardry
middlenameconfusion
I'm going with "Sluttery". It's in the same line as virginity, therefor we can assume it is a thing related to virginity, but not.
EverNotRelevant
Kill.
DerpMeister
****
thricebakedxyz
heh-heh
zombiejedediah
Brioche
DarkAshelin
I thought “prostitution”
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
#19 : volume must be on prime numbers, because that's the way it needs to be.
3Davideo
#37 Also consider:
* Moons, but they're not big round orbs, but more like tiny misshapen specks, like those of Mars.
* A moon, but it doesn't move languidly around the sky like ours; perhaps it races around the sky, perhaps even faster than the sun. Or perhaps it's tidally-locked and always stays in roughly the same place in the sky; those from continents facing away from it have no knowledge of it and are alarmed and distressed when they see it, while those facing it appreciate its constant >
3Davideo
> presence, convenient nighttime illumination, and phases that serve like a clock.
* A moon or many moons, but the setting is on one of the moons, and not the central planet.
* More than one sun, perhaps two close together, or two far apart, one for illumination, one that does little more than accent, and chart a multi-decade cycle as they pass from far apart to close together again.
* No sun at all, illumination is just from the sky as a whole, shadows are gradients instead of edged.
* No >
3Davideo
> day-night cycle, or a day-night cycle much longer or shorter than a wake-sleep period, or a cycle that is more complex than mere "day" and "night".
* The world is flat, but unbounded. Pick a direction and keep going that way, and you can keep it up as long as you like. But the cultures, the technology, the peoples, and even the biology keep getting more and more different the further you go.
* The world is curved, but not onto the outside of a ball. Perhaps it's the inside of a ball. Perhaps >
3Davideo
> it stretches away different depending on which direction you go. Perhaps you can look up to different places, but to get there you have to go the long way around.
* The world is flat... and double-sided. Contact between the two sides was very difficult until a massive engineering enterprise dug all the way through. It's a very, very, very long way down... but it gradually gets easier, until suddenly you're actually going *up* again. Many choose to stay near the midpoint rather than going back.