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Mar 20, 2017 6:12 AM
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PastaNoose70
I do that shit for free now. Where do I sign up?
Dogespuder
But you need to pay the subscription yourself
FriendofWigner
Dibs
TAKEITEASYIMJUSTKIDDING
"Oh great another bed sore...ahh whatever Ill just smoke more weed."
Idiotcommentsforidiotpeopleaboutidiottasksonidiotthreadidiot
yea like 7 dollars for the whole day probably
Bunnyfae
Sign me up!
RealBlitzComet
MadMupp
Watch what? The menu screen? There's fuck all on there
dvmb
Need to combine this with the NASA bedridden study
DieselWolf
I believe Netflix owes me some backpay.
rammerass92
Sign me the fuck up
IGoInCanadaDry
BoozeHound001
As my father said. "If you're good at something never do it for free."
fusto33
Wait, I already do this...
GitteBurger
How??????
fusto33
Easy. You turn on Netflix and watch it. And the company that pays me... well they aren't Netflix. #dualmonitors
czaarticus
Nah.... they never have the movie i REALLY want to watch on there
squelcheswetly
I feel like the service is more in line with TV. "What's playing on Netflix?" Versus: "I want to watch Top Gun."
Kyeburger9000
Always the sequel never the original movie
czaarticus
Exactly
FamousGayRubik
You realize you won't be allowed to pick what you watch, right?
yepn0pe
Sooo it's just like being married?
LicensedWeaboo
I would still do it
platonicnut
That would almost be better
merlok13
Did I use those special parts to make my robot friends?
DrJayAllTheWay
don't care, had netflix
JerBear42
Just like any stay at home parent with 3 kids and 1 tv
awkwardmax
Don't care
kharmatika
Also don't care. Sauce?
kukupuff
Absolutely, positively don't care too.
KobeBurger
Up next: Amy Schumer the Leather Special
MemeDissector
NOOOOOOOO
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
I've never felt my dick make a U-turn, but at the sound of her name, I think it just did
kukupuff
You must have an absolutely cake job if the idea of getting paid to watch insipid comics is horrifying.
Procrasturbating
I'm pretty sure you would. Have you seen what's on Netflix these days?? Imagine watching 3 hour documentaries with barely any sound.
PrincesssButtercup
Or every Amy schumer special
GeneralWhisker
Documentaries are usually kind of awesome though. They have like a 97% avg on Rotten Tomatoes.
Ghobe
As opposed to watching paint dry cuz I'm QA and haven't received the latest build!
Procrasturbating
(this is to anyone who thinks they wouldnt care)
JumpedtheGun
How much actual watching is needed? Like, do I have to write a report after?Easy to just have it on in the background.
Procrasturbating
I assume it isn't just writing as that provides no data, unless they're watching your behavior which would be silly. So I would assume (1/?)
fairycheese
Just like with games testing- I know loads of people who have done it and hated it, the games you actually get to play suck.
killernerd
most people don't realise that the moment you "play" those games as a job, they stop being games. game testing is mind numbing/boring work
DumpoldRant
I did it and played a couple great games too. The horror was that it really ruined those games for me.
BoozeHound001
ohh you're a game tester, that's awesome. No it isn't I played Barbie horse trainer for 700 hours trying to break the game. After a 10 page
BoozeHound001
report all the bugs I pointed out were still there not touched.
ExpertWhale
Is that the one where you try to beat... crows to get corn first?
BoozeHound001
oh you don't play the game, you jump 1600 time in one spot to see if it will break the game
CometLaHal
fowsnt change the fact you're playing games and recording the result for money
CometLaHal
wow *doesnt
killernerd
just hope you don't have to test a game you were planning on buying. It ruins it completely 9/10
CometLaHal
makes sense. maybe make friends with ur boss/ be a good employee and ask that you dont test for a specific genre?
killernerd
Could try that yeah, depends on where you work (gamedev directly or a game testing company). Sometimes you just have no choice
Strostkovy
You mean, like, TV?
FamousGayRubik
Does your remote not have a channel button?
Strostkovy
It's somewhere in the cushions.
SmeachThePeach
The remote or just the channel button?
BitchButcher
The TV!
Strostkovy
Just the buttons. I found the remote.
Beersapper
It's like my job now. Do you know how much spongebob I watch?
queenholstein
You say that like it's a bad thing
TBE06
Sounds like you need a better job.
Beersapper
I enjoy most parts of my job. This part could be toned down a bit.
KittyLeader
You've seen every episode and can quote obscure quotes no matter the situation?
Beersapper
Almost...
KittyLeader
Even the movies?
Beersapper
No. Mostly just the afternoon marathons. I might have, and just not realized it though.
redtail62
Well, my answer was gonna be "none" before you asked the question... but now I'm not so sure.
Beersapper
It's a lot.
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
Kids?
Beersapper
Adults with developmental disabilities. One loves Spongebob.