It's my birthday

Aug 3, 2020 2:06 PM

I'm fully prepared to say this all year long, in the proper Dennis voice.

So, i turned 49, im not old neither

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Happy birthday! I just turned 33, so I'm right behind you

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Happy birthday! You're not dead yet!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Happy cake day.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Happy Birthday! Sound on:

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hmm, that reminds me. i should call my sister this year and remind her that i'm still not 40

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna focus on "still not 40". This post made me realise I'm 38 on my next birthday and I was not impressed.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 37, and I'm definitely old af

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Woop woop, go Team1983!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Aug 3rd, so it's a double 83!

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That'd be 3883 here in UK but it sounds just as cool!

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we will approximately witness the fall of human civilization within our lifetime.

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Well it'll be in the next few months so yeah we will.. unless the pandemic takes you out first.

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im am not talking about the pandemic. the question is if we kill ourselves from overpopulation before the climate collapse our food supply.

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max 20 year till all rainforrests gone forever at todays rate. and thats very conservative math.

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I've already made Raider gear, complete with nails sticking out of football shoulder pads. I'm ready.

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