MFW I walk into a room and instantly forget why I went in there

Jul 19, 2020 10:38 PM

I'm a year from 40, this shit is happening way to much already.

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Isn't that Mayor Lightfoot?.....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

taking his cognitive test. "yep, that's an elephant"

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

40 here. Also stop trusting farts.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

While working from home I broke a pencil Lead; I went over to the kitchen sink & stuck the tip under the running faucet to resharpen it...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0