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Making a bonsai wire sculpture
https://youtu.be/EJHKaqeF350
Apr 26, 2017 8:29 PM
aloofloofah
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https://youtu.be/EJHKaqeF350
neverknowsbest138
Watched because that boy is cute af
swaptrick
Wire you so good at this?
Bibliotechina
Who thinks of creating steel trees out of a wood base?!? That is so AWESOME to be so creative!
aeouk
I didn't think you would finish before the gif ended, you went right down to the wire!
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
I like this a lot
MOTHERFUCKINGBIRDJESUS
I would buy the shit out of it
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
Same, bird Jesus.
jordangerousminnesnowta
I would definitely poke myself in the eye about a dozen times
technobass
iamlegendinjapan
Going through the comments to check for this gif. Beat me to it
technobass
For the future
HazeOwO
I can smell that metal scent from here
Sumofish
I would have poke my eye out
eskimoian
Yes sir!! This is what Imgur is all about fam!
Ooolovelyjubbly
I imagined Flight of the Bumblebee playing while I watched this.
overnopethousand
Several years lator
AssRavager
taztattoo
FOR GODs SAKE USE EYE PROTECTION!!!!
redronin911
Safety Squint!
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Imagine the amount of times your hands would cramp when doing this...
somebofy
When you hate growing a tree so much but you want one but you hate growing one so much you do this instead.
AllTheUserNamesAreAlreadyTaken
I tried to make a sculpture out of wires. I'd say I nailed it:
krrush1
My hands hurt Just watching this.
SuchArtMuchWow
Crazy how nature do dat
Mmmbopanddropit
@op how long did this take?
squintish
On the youtube he said 5 days.
thebesticando
I want one.
thefiresofheaven
that's neat but wire you doing that
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
Looks like a treemendous amount of work.
moonXbeam
Art
unl33t
He wanted some art that wasn't bend there, done that.
ITSDOWNTONABBEYNOTDOWNTONBABBY
AMillionPunsUntilIDie
998148
thefiresofheaven
Nice. http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/33/3330ba64bf06180997ebd15700fbe18c8cc888f4ec3a2846b4ac0da12ee14e24.jpg
SiriusLeeBlack
Fuglysack
I like you and your username.
thefiresofheaven
Why, thank you, Fuglysack.
Fuglysack
Most welcome, Squatchy.
balsack
I'm squanchin here
Fuglysack
Every good sack does.
BarryAllensSole
Level of time and patients: infinity
Fuglysack
I lost patience with the video, so I'd definitely never be able to do this.
iamlurkerllama
*patience
agarosi
Put a baby in me right fucking now. Also I'm a guy so you will need to put some effort into it.
seasofconcrete
Harmon, you can't get pregnant in the butt!
COSami
AGGGGGGGGGGG. :O
agarosi
Sami! Zomg!
COSami
I liked your comment, then I saw the name, and was like ZOMG I KNOW THAT PERSON.... Maybe...
srirachaAddict
finally, a plant I can take care of without killing it
BurntheBabies
They say bonsai are pretty hardy, but the yellowing/dying one on my desk tells me otherwise.
WaterYourPlants
Should I suggest to just water your plants? Don't give them Sriracha.
Fuglysack
*Breaks it within an hour of purchase.
pennhead
Oh yeah? Ever hear of rust?
Fuglysack
That's dark.
ASmallSockFullOfSNAKES
All I see are pointy ends catching on your fingers and clothes
Cereaza
Don't do this if you have young children. They'll all die.
SexicoMitty
That's weird I see a tree made out of wire.
EdinburghSwordmaker
Try admiring it from a slightly further distance :p
1234qwerty
And eyes!
mysteryroach
I would lose three eyes if I tried to do this.
GerberLegalTeam
You really don't have to look at it that closely.
loudsqueak
SAFETY GLASSES !!!
dumasforever
literally my first thought watching this
amildpsychosis
I'm glad you said it!
redronin911
Found the QA guy
Luftwaffel
Yeah well I managed to tie my shoelaces this morning.
heartbreaker87
Aww you guys are adorable
doglucy
Stop bragging!
theferalbeardedtaint
I no longer buy shoes thst require laces.
gohabsgo514
This, times the force of a thousand suns. God bless laceless shoes. As long as they don't make you lassless.
FriendlyGodlessHippie
Mine came undone and I tripped :(
cousac
BlackTemplarM8Inday
Double knot
Fuglysack
We're not sorcerers!
JARKB
Fuglysack
Sleight of hand.
JesusChristBackAgain
You're knot...
Fuglysack
How many of you, are there?
MrHasuu
yeah well i remembered to use the velcro on my shoes this morning.
TheMosca
At first I was like, "Oh, maybe I could do this!" and then I was like, "Oh hell no, I could not do that."
olearydan20
Sorry but I hate this kind of mindset. If you always tell yourself that, you will never try anything hard. Simply because "you can't" sure.
IwasOzymandias
Are you TheMosca, because of the Argentinian singer?
Gayforbae
Another favorite and forget to do...
Viliny
I had the exact same feeling, my cutoff was the part with leaves...
TotallySaneScientist
A 10 year old could probably do this half well, having the stamina and determination to do it is another thing
woahjoewoah
You just need the right pliers, the tools make it much easier
Monkeybone0
That's too much work...
IwakirzL
Same here
magtrooper
Yea this is way too much work. I'd rather water a tiny tree
Unstressessary
Not with that attitude!
mechanimated
you can do something that's a bit easier, using thinner wire and making leaves out of beads. it's quite fun.
gangstadrian
So accurate
switchoffswitchon
My exact thought process
DougDeNasty
I wonder how many paperclips this guy destroyed as a child to get to this point?
TogepiOmelette
and THAT is exactly what art should be like
stresstwig
it's really not hard, just time consuming. source: i'm a wire worker and i've made trees before. ^~^-b
PizzaSlutForever
Yeah. I would have lost at least one eye trying this
link117318
Im sure once you have the motion down its a simple repeating task
SecondSince
5 minutes in i'd poke one of my eyes out. :(
TheHaloFollower
You're comment haha
thedude172
Literally the same exact words that went through my head
Luxii
i thought the same thing lol
MeAndMyLeftFoot
Same here. And I got a lot of fantastic ideas between the "maybe I could do this" and the "hell, no".
skystarry75
Start by messing around with wire and trying to make it look like the leaves. it's easy after that...
eichhoernchen
I am sure that I am able enough. But I´m sure as hell not patient enough!
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Lmfao I went through the same thought process.
ipostthingsthatmakemelaugh
Naw, I know I can do that.
ninjawarrior13
Same! I was like I can bend some wires.... and then THAT happened and I'm like naaahhhh fuck it.
Cthulily
I believe I can touch that and ruin it.
poets
I could definitely start this
FancyPayne
I made mini trees like this for my architectural models. They were much better than the traditional "lollipop" trees.
Seamusthesashe
Haha I had the exact same thought
SelfSuppliedFilth
Yup
Jerenemy
You probably could. My guess is his first one didn't look like this.
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
punkishgoddess
Yes! I totally went from.. Yeah I can!! Little skill invol... Oh there it is! There's the skill I dont have!
Neurisko
The skill being the ability to deal with hours of unending tedium
SadCannibalNoises
I would get a third through it and then get permanently distracted by life.
Scyxurz
This reminds me of a piece of origami I probably spent about 18 hours on but still haven't finished...
Drag0nF1RE
JARKB
No. I probably can't.
cr0at
misslavada
It's really not difficult, just time consuming. I made something similar (but much less complicated) in about 4 hours while watching TV.
stresstwig
haha, i just said almost the same thing! :D
Miramooke
Show us!
aloofloofah
You can do it, I believe in you!
TinyLiehon
Not at that break neck speed we can't
ThisMeansALot
How often do you water it?
StrayFilms
How do you make this though i wanna try but idk what i need and need to know
bluejaymaplesyrup
Go buy 175 guitar high E strings and do some spinny twisties (probably not)
pongochuck
This comment deserves more upvotes. +1
RoxannePaypascissors
Directions unclear *cuts hands off
betasynn
I bet his fingers are so calloused that he can pick up frying pans without oven mitts.
PussyGotYourTongue
It also wears off your fingerprints, so you'd be a fantastic criminal ;)
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Dude could give Dick Dale a run for his money.
BavarianGuy
We in germany engineered pans with isolated handles so we can touch them at all times, makes it so much more handy.
BobThePeanutOfficial
He just sticks his fingers to the pan and lets the blood dry between them. Then he lifts it with that.
samsonguy920
Not kidding, had a customer today whose hands made me think he was The Thing.
Imsomewherewhereidontknowwhereiam
There's a millwright at my work with hands like that. I've dubbed him 'Ove Gloves.
gildedphoenix
I do a lot of wirework (not like this, cus dayum, he's good) and I can confirm, callouses for days.
throbinwoo
That's what the handles for, no?
tylerx06
You cant?
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Yeah but he's Fiiiiinee as in he could twist my rod
LtTibbles
I can do that, takes ages to build up the calluses.. lots of sore hands
CultofCedar
I once made a giraffe out of wire when I was bored. No where near as big but I mean it was wire no sheets of steel so it was ok
LamentableLamp
I was going to say! My fingers would be a bloody mess after 2 minutes of this. Granted I have no fingerprints my skin is so thin on the tips
Fuglysack
Wh- .. How?
LamentableLamp
I'm not positive. It happens every winter so I'm assuming it is just how dry the air is where I am. They look horrible, lotion doesn't help
BippityBoppityBoop
My brother has this problem. For him it's eczema. I have eczema too but not on my hands.
Fuglysack
That cannot be good. Is it just your fingertips?
LamentableLamp
It's the whole palm of my hand as well
monsterhunter4lyfe
Am I retarded or are we thinking of different shit. I can pick my frying pan up at the hottest it gets while cooking and it feels fine.
toptrojanfan
monsterhunter4lyfe
I just use the handle.
LazyTheAssCat
Metal-only handles can get quite hot. Plastic encased handles don't really.
Moobbles
Skillet maybe.
WarPatron
Cast iron masterrace
definitelynotawolf
They make silicone grips for the handles
monsterhunter4lyfe
They make those with wooden handles too.
TotinosPizzaRolls
I don't think that would handle being in an oven very well
Astaroth95
Frying pans in an oven?
ReallyBadAtImgur
But what if the wood is calloused?
appleimgr
Need to soak it in wood
Compound515
I can do that, as long as I haven't cooked anything with it for a few hours
AnonymousRocket
Anyone can pick it up when it's cold
BewareTheCrocigator
And the crowd goes mild
Compound515
One of my favourite quotes
TheDoctorCrankenstein
SayNoToLNI
That's the best comment I've seen in a long time, you've made me very happy! (Is that your only superpower, resistant to former heat)?
HowDoMyFartsStillSqueekWhenIPoopSoBig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-khEYhppBs potato but worth ^^
IAmTheAwkwardPenguin
I can walk on water provided it has been frozen beforehand
legofham
Well I am made of stardust
Compound515
Resistant to all former conditions given enough time to settle
AirshipEngineer
I bet you could resist Uranium-238 after only like 20 Billion years.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
I don't mean to brag or anything, but I'm resistant to Uranium-238 after only 90 years.
Compound515
Definitely