MuttMinder
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Thought you degenerate dag lovers might like this intro I made to a training presentation I gave recently.
She's pretty irresistible.
Cat tax. This is Cake. Her life is very hard.
ExcapeFromReality
who are the lowlifes who downvote pictures of dogs with sticks??
TheQuoll
So we need to have a chat about the meaning of "dag."
MuttMinder
RatoMolhado
#5 that squirrel knows exactly what it did. I'm with Charlie in this.
MuttMinder
The little fuckers totally tease the doggos. The ravens are the worse. They bark at 'em.
MuttMinder
The Ravens, I meant. Damn birds bark at the dogs.
Nikolaj
I envy your job. A lot. Can I have it?
MuttMinder
I'm using it right now. But I'll let you know if I finish with it.
XenuPintrestWarrior
That sounds like an ideal setup. . . I could write, she could paint, we could board puppers. Hmmmm
MuttMinder
Step one...get some supervised experience with managing a pack of dogs. It's a very...unique situation and you might hate it.
SharkOfAwesome
Just wait til you have small children
MuttMinder
Now why would I go and do a thing like that when I can just get more dogs??
SharkOfAwesome
Because the things you end up saying to them are even more absurd than dogs. Source: have both.
MuttMinder
...ya, but then I'd have to, you know...have children.
SharkOfAwesome
Hence the crying gif....
MuttMinder
You're not really making a convincing argument here!
Strostkovy
I've said many of these to my human coworkers
MuttMinder
Dude, where do you work? Never mind...I probably don't want to know...
Strostkovy
Metal shop. We play with lasers and forklifts and large presses
MuttMinder
Sounds like a perfectly safe work environment where nothing could go wrong while being run by a group of people who lick and hump things.
Strostkovy
Have you ever heard the sound of one forklift backing into another? It's the second worst noise I've ever heard
MuttMinder
I'll probably regret asking...but what's the first?