OP tasted bumhole

OP tasted bumhole

1st, quick background: I'm an EMT/Firefighter with a dog boarding business (sorta) on the side.... So I bought a box full of nitrile gloves from Gall's 'cause they were on sale and through experimentation I had found the brand to actually fit my oddly shaped hands (a decided rarity in the world of BSI [body substance isolation for non-med folks], nevermind BSI gloves). Since I paid for them myself they were my own special gloves which I kept in my car and grabbed a pair of when I went on medical calls for the fire department. Eventually at the kennel one of our regular customers, a Dachshund, developed some sort of spinal/CNS issue. Basically, she was having trouble pooping by herself. One particular stay she went several days without having a bowel movement and seemed to be in distress. Time for a little "digital stimulation", amiright? So grabbed the gloves from my car, and gently put a pinky up her butt. "ToasterLiberationFront used Butt-finger... ...It was super effective!" ......Hold on, I need to grab a beer before I continue this story... So she's a cute little doxie, right? Obviously I picked her up for this "procedure". So here I am, standing with an old doxie who can't even walk in one hand and an ass glove in the other, and what is the best thing that can happen right now? We're in a boarding kennel, a place full of dogs quietly napping. No, take a pause, guess what happens next... ... ... ... Ready? That's right, there's a dog fight on the opposite side of the room. What're you gonna do? If you're smart and level-headed enough the answer is to use a wall to gently lower the Dachshund to the floor and then use clean glove to remove ass glove and then clean hand to remove moderately clean glove and then run over and split up the dog fight. But what if you're me in the middle of a derp moment? The answer is to use your mouth to pull off the ass glove because your other hand is busy holding an adorable old-as-dirt-Dachshund. ...And that's how I know what a nitrile glove that's been in a bumhole tastes like...