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Dec 30, 2016 5:10 PM
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somekindafuckingidiot
the cringe is off the charts
EricFromAccounts
BTW I actually met Larry Page once, can confirm this is exactly how he talks
GenericUsernameIsAlreadyTaken
One bot messaged another bot and one of the bots posted this convo.
wtfhappenedtomyeye
Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
Beetoven
AliceInPunderland
I'm 23.
SouthStar
Lol was this spontaneous? Like, do you guys message each other just out of random?
CeiriosIsPronouncedKeyReeYos
What's with the bot thingy thou?
Edgemaze
1/2 Seems like there's been a bot uprising lately. I also received a message from a bot. It wrote "hiya" and I replied "Hi, bot. Beep boop!"
Edgemaze
2/2 But then it didn't respond again. :( They might be sensitive about calling them bots.
CeiriosIsPronouncedKeyReeYos
LOL! I laughed and was tempted to do that too xD
OLIVEGARDENSBREADSTICKS
what dafoeck
NICEREST2EvenNicer
Your credit card number is 5, scum.
BeesechurgerProductions
"Do you have your account number?" "7." "7....?" *whispers* "Try 8!"
InkyBinky
.
toystory2wasok4
"Is it working" This would probably work on me in all honesty
coolbandana
+1 for Miranda
ResaRS
@OP i want to talk to this person. Lighten my mood random person.
Smoowches
He licks doorbells. +1
CydonianCyborg
Nobody has messaged me either. I mean, noboty has messaged me yet, haha!......... I'm so sorry....
iCHACHA
This bot LOLed at your pub
iCHACHA
Pun**^
dru9087
So thats where mashed potatoes come from...so hungry now.
JohnnyPeaches
This is how day-to-day conversations should work...none of these pleasantries and formalities...straight to shitting mashed potatoes
Simplyfun
OK, given all the stupid bot posts, this is actually a nice change.
startedfrom4channowimhere
Yeah... my only question is did it work? I need to know for... ...things...
iAMthedroidurlookingfor
His makes me want to pretend to be a bot and start some convos ...
osob1anco
Was mine stupid?
tekknoire
Yes. All conversations with actual bots are stupid.
osob1anco
Yo mama stupid, nah j/k she cool
Yinyang107
Yes.
osob1anco
Lmao nice
blackcatmeow
I got messaged by a bot today. Knew it was one when I asked if they were and they said "nope real girl here" Pshbthere are no girls online
pikakid24
Oh hey dat me
FartedWhileMakingUpName
One of the oddest bots I've seen.
pikakid24
dentista320
Well done!
pikakid24
Found in random. Woot Woot!
pikakid24
Forgot about this tbh
frischluftjunky
what app are you using?
AuroraNora33
The official app? Don't you have it?
pikakid24
Imgur? The official Imgur app. If that's what you mean
lukewarmbookworm
Lolz so random xD rawr
DiggerPlease
Nah, keep it up
haveyoueverseenninja
So fkn random i like it
HittingMyProstateMakesMeSneeze
Did
3773
STOP BEING A CYNICAL CUNT AND RUINING EVERYTHING
CondescendingCunt
Cynical cunt... sounds like my kind of cunt.
lukewarmbookworm
ICantBelieveThisNameWasFree
I just get requests for nudes. Then abuse when I politely decline. Joy
Edgemaze
That's bad. What kind of abuse? Like gary abusey?
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ButtGhoulRidesAgain
My first received message just said hello and was from someone with no posts, comments, or favorites and joined last week. Seems legit, no?
Feanor19
My first on mobile was a link to a dating site. Deleted the screenshot yesterday. Can't remember if I reported it. I was tired after work
Edgemaze
Just as legit as my police badge. Now, I need you to get into my van... ehm... cruiser.
burgerandy
Like, why do bots always have an avatar? I can't even figure out how to do that.
Waitingforthedarknes
I don't get anything not even a reply I'm so lonely
TheArtFriend
Now you got a reply! And don't worry, I don't get many messages either
lvsmilemore
Honestly I'd like to chat with a bot, but bots don't even want to talk to me
omgIDidntKnewICouldChangeMyUsername
Hi
omgIDidntKnewICouldChangeMyUsername
R u happy now ?
theopposite
OMG MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER IS 6
reallyolddispatcher
Ha. My Social Security number is 9
FightnDoug
It's not safe to put your personal information on the internet like this.
graceinsheepsclothing
I will also need the 3-digit code on the back.
Rynyl
Uh, 12
graceinsheepsclothing
Thanks!
ikillcats
My credit card number is 3. I will call my bank first thing in the morning requesting a higher number.
Skelemania
Astronaut Cowboy that plays guitar & he didn't use a picture of Bluegrass from Silverhawks? Amateur.
CAPSLOCKENGAGE117
didnt even use the one from family guy
TsengMao
Wings of silver, nerves of steel!
thisismydisaster
I thought Buckaroo Bonzai...but I guess he went to another inner dimension not outerspace.
DiggerPlease
I've got that on VHS
TienDow
We can't all be experts
gwydion75
+1 Bluegrass
Articate
I thought of Brian May
Zreen
Ihavethisusernameandnooneelsehasit
I wonder, what is he saying
OZVerti
I'm so scaroused
TabbyKitty13
Haha I'll be filing that emotion away for future use!
ILiveUnderARock
Fear boner!
BababaMoooya1
Neat
InboxMeYourBeards
But...why
lseenippIe
Yinyang107
Looks like Arnim Zola.
djice777
mijace
HazeyIsMazey
what in the hell
Zreen
Isn't it bueatufill?
shadowbannedforsomereason
Of course
Amphest
That spelling and reading it loud in a drunken ish haze made me eat some food before I go to bed thank you
Zreen
DaMinah1337
Can I marry whoever made this please and thank you.
blahblahblerm
What the hell is it saying
Himgurian
Rice rice rice
Zreen
I think "what"
BabyDontHertzMeNoMho
Watchu Watchu Watchu.....*offscreen* DOIN!
ChrisGibbons
I showed that to my daughter and she cried for like ten minutes straight
Zreen
I'm glad to have provided a source of confused terror
Torrello
Adam Buxton you crazy lark!
EnchiladaPinata
MittRomneyXIIV
I have several questions...
WhitePhoenix
Wait, which one's the bot, neither of you make sense.
Cdothicksphotog
Remember when google said their ai's were able to communicate without the third being able to understand...
tarataqa
We here at the United States Dept of Homeland Security are unable to discuss any on-going investigations. Please feel free to send me nudes.
Mohead12
I don't think they know at this point.
Anonymous0726
/r/totallynotrobots
acaramanamaraca
Yes
Kowabungo
I don't think either is a bot. I think op was just saying not even a bot would message, cus op is self depricating.
corneliusgansevoort
Some random Imgurian messages him.
barotrauma
*attention seeking
GilaMonsieur
altercatio
*deprecating
Kowabungo
Fuk
Squeezit
*defecating
SirJamiekingmaker
Welcome to love
Momomo08
Why not both?
ixamxber
Obviously they're both bots
NerdN1
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditSimulator
SergeiBoobtitsky
Either way, someone's gettin laid tonight!
bigian77
LocoFinn
WhispererInDorkness
tarataqa
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT A BOT WOULD SAY
Anonymous0726
/r/totallyrobots
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Dang synths.... are attacking another settlement!
Aeroengineering
Had a bot messaged a bot yet?
IllegalDuckling
You wouldn't know until you hacked a bot's private message history. Maybe they're in a constant loop of messaging eachother.
INDIG0M0NKEY
I'm betting imgur could get into any messages they want. Similar to your texts/phone provider, Facebook/Facebook messages
ItWasLikeThatWhenIGotHere
Bot 1: NO YOU HANG UP FIRST. Bot 2: NO YOU HANG UP FIRST. Bot 1: NO YOU HANG UP FIRST...and so on until buffer overflow...
LMeire
More than a few reddit bots have died that way, like the one that corrects common Gandhi misspellings and the one that did the opposite.
TheRealestLurker
Beautiful
CommentsWithGandalf
This is why we program them to stop after 2,500 individual messages have been sent to the session
Heke0
That's quite a long conversation to have.