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And today is my birthday (Nov 20), so I get the candle cake ceremony right in the middle off all that. My ass is enormous by the time we reach the more health oriented egg holiday!
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NIИ tax
#nine_inch_nails_tax
blacksheep214
#1 nah bro, that's the married ladies. They know he isn't going anywhere.
BeardselyMcTurbanhead
NIИ tax!!! <3 Upvote for you!
Froggie243
Yay NIN tax!
djangojazz
#2 Made me laugh pretty hard. If I was still single and someone said they were an influencer or model on Instagram, I would ask for check.
ilovebigmutts
#1 we are all mammals, mammals grow hair...
mzamurman
*imagines fluffy dolphins
mcrump929000
#10 ur "freedums" just interfered why everyone else's rights to a whole slice
mcrump929000
And I don't want hear no smart butt comments about how a slice is *literally* not whole
badgateway502
*British pourin'
fenlander
That smooth laminar flow made my stiff upper lip wobble.
burglarsonlarceny
#19 what about poorly placed commas? Whose are those?
SisterMidnight
Seems satanic to me
Jafarce
#7 This is more a problem with first past the post voting rather than voter turnout.
GoliathSkittles
#23 "I'm risking mine, my kids and other peoples lives when driving because I have children!"
vakler
#1 Winter? Ha. Hahahaha.
SeeShark
"Single"? Haaaahaha
trippingthelightfantastic
Yellowchopsticks
#7
rhitard
Or Pizza Hut, depending on your location.
Emiloo74
Happy birthday, @op!
SisterMidnight
brandsilven
#3 If you have a friend who gets this casket, wear a Stormtrooper uniform to their funeral, to let everyone know that you'll miss them.
sfrinlan
The joke is that storm troopers always miss. I only spoil it because it's funnier than 6 upvotes, you heathens
hugemuffin
I have quite a few huge star wars fans in my life and that casket made me sad because all of the adults i know would go normal wood caskets.
PTFCMcGee
#34
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IMCloseToTheEdge
Good dump, here is your +1
youremyboyblueyouremyboy
#14 Only for a left hand place setting. For a right hand setting, you place it on the right, but with the right side up, barrel pointed out.
DrunkKingOfImgur
#15
AndTheArghnauts
#43 In today's episode of "Captions Ruin Everything"
kruug
#7 because the real good Mexican places aren't national chains. At best they've got 2 or 3 locations. Most only have a single location.
nrvagntsoleatr360
JadeNB1729
#15 Slower. Oh, yeah, that's so hot.
HighSorcerer
As an American I feel a little called out, but seriously, the breakfast gun on the right? What do you take us for? Neanderthals?
blacksheep214
The fried egg goes on the toast (with a little more bacon). I mean, who uses a whole separate plate for the egg?
Puppydonk
Also, where are the cigarettes, and who put milk in my bitter, burnt black coffee?
mzamurman
I read that as Netherlands I pondered for hours how the Dutch eat breakfast
tonytalksstuff
Happy birthday!
SisterMidnight
chronologicalvoid
#20 Wouldn't an IKEA cabin be more likely built out of blocks of sawdust
scr1bbl3
Many happy returns of the day, @op
SisterMidnight
Iaimtomisbehave
Happy Birthday Sister! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhdOPhTHeoE
SisterMidnight
tfgr
#2 oh hey, this stupid shit is still here. "Yeah sure you model things, but if you're not a part of an abusive controlling industry..."
Rogahar
You're not wrong. You can think it's dumb but Insta models can make bank off horny mfs buying access to their swimsuit-pic patreons.
Rogahar
Meanwhile unless you're good enough to get into and win tournaments, you're not making any money playing CoD.
Rogahar
(Note; I meant the non-specific You after the 'you're not wrong', not you as in the person I'm replying to.)
tfgr
I don't disagree, but the main thing that bothers me isn't that they find it dumb, but they find it fake. They're saying they're definitely-
tfgr
-NOT a model even if they model things and make money from it, simply bc they're independent and not signed onto one of the most abusive-
duktayp
if a lady lets you see her legs like this = she's chosen you for life ❤️❤️❤️
Isometimestakethingsliterally
Or she put you in the permanent friend zone.
AnonymousSourceOfGenitals
That means she sees you as a friend and feels safe about being herself around you. Friendzone is a stupid idea that needs to die
SecondAccountforDoingOtherShit
@duktayp you can save on characters by just typing #1 on an img dump And if you tap the img on mobile it'll say 1 of 47 (or w/e)at the top.
GeneratingSelf
Kill me now.
retailmemedrone
@duktayp name checks out as a cheap way to remove said leg hair.
SeeShark
I was gonna say, OP is pretty ignorant. Girls will definitely be less compulsive about shaving when secure in their relationships.
DisobidientAvacado
Hah everybody here doesn’t know that many girls are like this year round either single or not but just don’t care