Jun 15, 2019 3:12 PM
ayqi
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quantum_physics
physics
funny
humor
futurama
Sensino
This comment is funny when you don't look at it.
Kashlok
River12
Fiinish?
SoraHjort
herbertjfarnsworthfusor
By far, my favorite joke.
HitlersArtCritic
I always thought it was "The outcome was in my favor until you actually checked what it was." Kind of joke.
SmokyDoggg
Does this mean that he both won and didn’t win at the same time until they looked?
TheyCallMeJimmyButMyNameIsJames
Put it on a train and measure it. It worked for Einstein from what I gather
ChanceVLuck
I laughed so I hard I almost double slit myself.
Kapalama12
Literally everyone who watched the derby this year.
crateo
You don't actually change the outcome, but you get the outcome. Before the measure, the outcome didn't exist.
getmo
There are experiments where we know the outcome of different scenarios, and can still change the outcome after the experiment is over.
goodduck4
"fiinish"
Imalwaysready
Just a little phyysics humor
mikoroshi
Finnish
intolerable
Reminded me that I just read about a horse race track where horses are dying strangely
Graylinfaux
"High class physics humor"
mate i'm german and had about 4 strokes.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
viertakt motoren?
Xisledd
Outdated theory "high class"
donkeymoney
Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle is "outdated"?
shinymetalassassin
Yeah, because by the time you read about it, it has already changed.
D4rkLigh7
IsignedUpWithGmailButDontWantToUseMyName
Futurama thinks it's a lot smarter than it is and people who have a scientific knowledge based on Wikipedia are impressed by it.
gampangdiingat
Just like Indonesian presidential election 2019.
Mikadomea
What did i muss?
Basically, the loser said he's the winner, and won't accept the result data.
www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/indonesia-elections-prabowo-alleges-fraud-says-he-will-reject-official-vote-tally
Soleil86
Can someone explain this for a friend, he wants to know
l8lurker
Heisenberg's uncertainty principle
Nefel
It's the Observer Effect, Heisenberg's is about greater precision in position causing lesser precision in momentum.
ignimbrite
Heisenberg's uncertainty principle says you cannot know the location and velocity of a particle at the same time. By observing the horse 1/2
Who won, they changed a variable (the position) in the quantum state and therefore the result.
Thx mate :)
OdinYggd
No, they changed the velocity while determining the position. But by changing the velocity the outcome is also changed.
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
Maybe if Farnsworth was wearing a Raponzul wig ???
EmanNiemThcin
A what? Were you going for Rapunzel?
TY , it's even more punny that way !
covfefetarian
Schroedingers comment : not funny and funny at the same time
MarijuanaPepsiJackson
DubSteppinFool
Wouldnt schroedingers comment be both glorious and downvoted to oblivion until the moment u post it when it ceases to be both?
Orionsdick
railgap
me to drunk acquaintance in bar, arguing over physics: "dude ,you're not disagreeing with me, you're disagreeing with Werner Heisenberg!"
TheGreatPeru
You tried your hardest to come up with somethig on par, but the schroedinger's series has no bearing on quantum mechanics
... As long as you don’t look
MadCDeeJay
Your comment: not great, not terrible. My review of said comment: glowing.
Vaempyre
Heisenberg's measurements
Fludz
Heisenberg's comment: You can either know what it said or whether or not it was funny, but you cannot know both at the same time.
See now this is the kind of shit I come here for
MetaSomma
Help I'm stuck here!
TurboSloth112
Wanted to try and make an akums razor joke, but I'm not sharp
Sensino
This comment is funny when you don't look at it.
Kashlok
River12
Fiinish?
SoraHjort
herbertjfarnsworthfusor
By far, my favorite joke.
HitlersArtCritic
I always thought it was "The outcome was in my favor until you actually checked what it was." Kind of joke.
SmokyDoggg
Does this mean that he both won and didn’t win at the same time until they looked?
TheyCallMeJimmyButMyNameIsJames
Put it on a train and measure it. It worked for Einstein from what I gather
ChanceVLuck
I laughed so I hard I almost double slit myself.
Kapalama12
Literally everyone who watched the derby this year.
crateo
You don't actually change the outcome, but you get the outcome. Before the measure, the outcome didn't exist.
getmo
There are experiments where we know the outcome of different scenarios, and can still change the outcome after the experiment is over.
goodduck4
"fiinish"
Imalwaysready
Just a little phyysics humor
mikoroshi
Finnish
intolerable
Reminded me that I just read about a horse race track where horses are dying strangely
Graylinfaux
"High class physics humor"
ayqi
mate i'm german and had about 4 strokes.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
viertakt motoren?
Xisledd
Outdated theory "high class"
donkeymoney
Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle is "outdated"?
shinymetalassassin
Yeah, because by the time you read about it, it has already changed.
D4rkLigh7
IsignedUpWithGmailButDontWantToUseMyName
Futurama thinks it's a lot smarter than it is and people who have a scientific knowledge based on Wikipedia are impressed by it.
gampangdiingat
Just like Indonesian presidential election 2019.
Mikadomea
What did i muss?
gampangdiingat
Basically, the loser said he's the winner, and won't accept the result data.
gampangdiingat
www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/indonesia-elections-prabowo-alleges-fraud-says-he-will-reject-official-vote-tally
Soleil86
Can someone explain this for a friend, he wants to know
l8lurker
Heisenberg's uncertainty principle
Nefel
It's the Observer Effect, Heisenberg's is about greater precision in position causing lesser precision in momentum.
ignimbrite
Heisenberg's uncertainty principle says you cannot know the location and velocity of a particle at the same time. By observing the horse 1/2
ignimbrite
Who won, they changed a variable (the position) in the quantum state and therefore the result.
Soleil86
Thx mate :)
OdinYggd
No, they changed the velocity while determining the position. But by changing the velocity the outcome is also changed.
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
Maybe if Farnsworth was wearing a Raponzul wig ???
EmanNiemThcin
A what? Were you going for Rapunzel?
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
TY , it's even more punny that way !
covfefetarian
Schroedingers comment : not funny and funny at the same time
MarijuanaPepsiJackson
DubSteppinFool
Wouldnt schroedingers comment be both glorious and downvoted to oblivion until the moment u post it when it ceases to be both?
Orionsdick
railgap
me to drunk acquaintance in bar, arguing over physics: "dude ,you're not disagreeing with me, you're disagreeing with Werner Heisenberg!"
TheGreatPeru
You tried your hardest to come up with somethig on par, but the schroedinger's series has no bearing on quantum mechanics
covfefetarian
... As long as you don’t look
MadCDeeJay
Your comment: not great, not terrible. My review of said comment: glowing.
Vaempyre
Heisenberg's measurements
Fludz
Heisenberg's comment: You can either know what it said or whether or not it was funny, but you cannot know both at the same time.
Nefel
See now this is the kind of shit I come here for
MetaSomma
Help I'm stuck here!
TurboSloth112
Wanted to try and make an akums razor joke, but I'm not sharp