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May 6, 2024 4:35 PM
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ShoulderDeepinGhost
No wonder that movie was shite
qtRaven
Please don't insult Isaac by comparing him to Ben Shapiro.
Uandi82muchBeer
Come on?... To the front page
NoPostsOnlyComments
I do not like Ben Shapiro.
CityYeti
Benny Shaps
hoopyhoop
I do not like him on a boat, I do not like him with a goat.
lancell
I do not like him here or there
knottyboy26
Brett Cooper looks a lot like Shapiro!
softspokensatan
I'm not convinced that shes a highschool accident that he's keeping hidden from his wife.
skipweasel
His name's an anagram of "Abhor Penis", "Apish Boner"
PirateArrrgument
Which would explain why he's never given his wife an orgasm, because an apish penis averages 1.5 inches
warmyourbeans
aShogunNamedMarcus
Abby's is an anagram of "So Pig Labia Hair"
AnalFistingPornstarLegendWolverine
Fantastic anagrams as always, Piles Askew
DarkSock
PaddyPatrick
Malllllll-ahhhhhhhhhhhhh-kyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
metalrulercid
Same vibes, really. A mindless minion of a greater evil which he reveres.
goflyblind
Subsound
He was too creepy to audition
PlayerBhatin
Isaac made more sense than Shapiro.
IAmAMammal
This feels mean to the actor :)
mondomar
Outlander!!!
Voodrew
Well... yes if you Photoshop Shapiros face on him it looks just like him.
lancell
dh4mpyr
Why did you Photoshop someone else's face on Shapiro?
PullShporttel
That is, in fact, the point of this post.
BradysButtBoy
The post is comparing a picture of Shapiro with a picture of shapiros face photoshopped on to the actor. Of course they look alike
danishjuggler21
That’s Ted Cruz
darkhalfbreed
Naw I can still see it
Jimmytheeel
Soooo, like, eyeliner?
WhyDontYouMakeMe
I know you're making a valid point, but that actor really does look like how I'd imagined Shapiro to look as a child
Freakedshow
Aye it does. The original post didn't need to Photoshop anything, should of just left it
aloharamada
Fun fact; That actor was 25 when the movie came out
TakuanSoho
but uglier
koops
VanessaBludgeons
Butt uglier*
adverselypossessed
This comment deserves a rimjob … uhum … rimshot*
Sixsystems
That would imply someone loves Ben Shapiro in any capacity.
Zeddicuszull
He was somehow able to pump children into a woman somewhere. Somehow.
NSFWfrontpage2
If you told me that was really him, I would believe it.
BradysButtBoy
It is really him. That’s his face photoshopped onto the actor
malachilenomade
Hey, that film is where part of my name comes from!
Snooj
You're Corny?
malachilenomade
AHAH! So funny.... No, I just always remembered the end of the film "He wants you too, Malachi! He wants you too!" Creeped me out as a kid. But I always remembered the name and used it for several RPG characters.
malachilenomade
Bonus: The actor that played Malachi was also in Hardbodies "My friend Rag here is multilingual, he's flipping you off in 48 languages" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwLODyiSzjs&ab_channel=BalloonInTheBalloon. Extra bonus: That film has the song "I Don't Fuck Fossils For Free."
orukan
Wait, that's not him?
orukan
Well, apologies to John Franklin for comparing him to Ben Shapiro I guess!
thedudeman519
It's Shapiro's face photoshopped onto the kid so yes it is him