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What do you wear to poop?
Ridiculous question? Yes. Humor me.
I have known for some time my husband prefers to take his shoes off to poop. Apparently only at home, since doing it in public would just be "weird". Strange? Sure - but maybe a man's feet need to breathe now and again. He has sworn this is normal behavior.
Tonight, he accidentally revealed he ALSO prefers to remove his shirt to poop and insists this is normal as well. "Ask any man," he says. (He doesn't think I will, and I wouldn't if I had to look them in the eye.)
My question to you, good people (particularly men) of Imgur: what do you wear to poop when in the comfort of your own bathroom? Shoes? Shirt? Bowtie? Who wins this one?
TL;DR: do you take your clothes off to poop at home?
tomhark
most men own a specific set of clothes to wear while pooping. mine is a winnie the pooh onesie.
NicestguyonImgur
I only remove enough to clear a path from butthole to toilet bowl.
wadenelson1
For a really nasty one I'll sometimes take off everything. Can't explain it.
QueasyQueer
Whatever i have on
lovestohate
Completely, and I mean completely bare ass naked is the only one to truely poop
Modaflocker
Naked. Pre shower. Post eating.
TheRagingGinger
Pooping with pants on is unnatural
BaronVonQuackers
just a wife-beater
DONTCHECKTHIS
No shirt no shoes, even in public.
DtoxRox
Butt naked.
PubstoolSports
Well I would hope your butt is naked!
massiveluxuryoverdose
I put on my pooping smock before I strap myself into the harness.
immaCanucktoo
Your husband is a weirdo. Am male, I wear what I have on. Including shoes, but obvs dropping trou first.
robbinthehood919
On the realz tho I don't know what he's talking bout..cept the one Seinfeld episode that revolves around George doing the same thing..
Blyzk
I poop in the nude, only way to go.
PubstoolSports
If I am at home I prefer taking one leg out of my jeans, shorts etc. Sometimes I like to spice things up and do it naked.
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Spice things up, yea living dangerously over here lol.
dolphindreamsandsatan
I'll strip down naked if I can. And I do!
FlounderGDI
I take my shirt off to poop... But only at home.
SilentMajority420
If I am at home, I'll take off as much as I can. Everything if possible.
MsNomer
Really? Why? Isn't that a lot of work?
SilentMajority420
Well, when I am at home, the work clothes come off, and the comfy clothes get put on. The comfy clothes are very easy to take off.
TotallySaneScientist
We can throw our casual clothes on and off in like 15 seconds, miss.
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Literally 4 seconds of "work" for pooping comfort
needanamedammit
It's really not a lot of work.
MsNomer
I guess not. Just seems like a lot of extra steps to take it all off, sit on the toilet for a while, then put it all back on.
needanamedammit
Now as for why. Well, we're already doing something mildly unpleasant. May as well get more comfortable in my own home.
SilentMajority420
Well, woman do things that take a lot of time that men think is wasted effort. Taking off pants to shit is easy.
MsNomer
Excellent point.