zweifel
26918
499
32
Jun 23, 2025 1:36 AM
zweifel
26918
499
32
somerandomhooman
#10 “Hey there, Overthinker!”
TootiesMagooties
#7 "vermelho" is red in Portuguese
ConstantMissclicks
#7 verdigris
cmatmem8
#17 Particularly when the younger person is my sister
dunkum09
#23 according to at least one unconfirmed urban legend, the guy who invented Dr. Pepper named it after his girlfriend's dad in an attempt to help win his approval.
chefgwynne
Rumor has that said girlfriend and her dad lived about 30 miles from where I live in a little town named Rural Retreat, Va. I also heard that a man named Forrest drank about 15 or 16 at the White House one time.
Yupurineutah
#7 Green is Verde in Spanish, Italian and Portuguese. Vert in French.
Knightendae
#7 oh I'm mad that the explanation isn't with this
four20praiseIt
#7 I blame the color viridian
fartharder
#19 it's not like the possum has pockets to keep the toll money... hey wait a minute!
CrispyNougat
#7 verdant is green
zafner
#7 I hereby recognize this sentiment and concur
pontiacbandit
#13 is from Illinois Governor Altgeld's memorial in Graceland Cemetery, right? What a mensch.
sowhat4
He wears his stupid hat all the time now as he probably doesn't have enough hair in the scalp to hair ratio to provide enough coverage.
fartharder
#28 it's in Memphis, naturally
YourFellowMan
#9 noice
emu314159127001
#12 they're never buying one ticket. They have like 5 to redeem, then they're buying multiple different scratchoffs and also a pick 4.
malicart
And they are always buying something else, a 6 pack or whatever, and the cashier rings that up and gives them a total, and now they start listing off all the tickets they want. You know they came for the tickets, why do they wait till the end to start figuring out which scratchers they are wasting their money on today?
Iamatinylittlebanana
Also they are getting the last 3 months of tickets checked ($500 spent to win $27.50)
XavierElrose
#31 My brain autofilled with the line from the abridged version.
"It's way stickier than it looks. Like *way* stickier."
nanners2020
#1 Butch Walker was always ahead of his time. Bethanphetamine came out 20 years ago.
TestSubject86
#9 69 420 Boob to you too
mintydriftwood
#10 Apparently my now wife did not fully understand my love of potatoes when I called her a potato 11 years ago.
KMakyra
#33 I don't get it
dashers
The suggestion is that making a noise in a public place is war crime and worthy of being tried at the international criminal court. I didn't get it either.
dashers
Oh, down votes with no corrections, evidently I got it so wrong people were left speechless.
KMakyra
That's usually me so I appreciate you taking one for the team here.
CeterumCenseo
The Hague hosts the International Criminal Court, which is responsible, among other things, for the trial of war crimes.
KMakyra
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZjdrbnQyYWR3YXF0N3NwYzAwcHoyMndnZjQ4ZXlwMWY2cWcyZXZiayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QAsBwSjx9zVKoGp9nr/200w.webp
KaijuIsekai
Look up "The Hague" and "The ICC".
fartharder
#17 it kinda weirds me out
ME2BNS12
#7 Pretty obvious why imo
jimjong1
It sounds purple to me
StTriniansHeadBoy
Yup; “verdant”
TeddyBruhsvelt
Extremely obvious. Because in tonnes of latin based languages the word for green starts Ver, 'Verde' in Spanish, 'Vert' in French, etc. It really goes to show that our curiousity is eroding that the person from this post never thought to ask someone or even just search the web for it...
TootiesMagooties
But in Portuguese vermelho is red
ME2BNS12
I was going for the least common denominator logic, i.e. "milllion" as in dollars. But yeah, ver- prefix and all that too
Thazzract
#18 I wish they chose a better example. Looking qt someone is communicating, if you meant it or not. If you accidentally stare, doing a quick smile is just reassuring. They aren't mind readers, they can't assume you weren't communicating.
southpawsforeffect
#28 And the largest Indian Restaurant in the World is in a glass pyramid in Stockport, UK. The Royal Narwab:
mm2k
#7 because green in French is vert
AngelBunny8888
#1 isent that a tillie song?
mikeatike
#2 lol we have one of these at work too. Nobody knows where it came from and nobody will own up to it.
Psionickitten
#23 I suppose Dr Charles T Pepper could have been a woman... Glory to you and your identity.
meerkat212
#10 The history of vanilla proves that it is quite the opposite of plain and boring. It (and other spices) were so desired, valued, and important that it created new trade routes and markets, and fed trade on a global scale. It is rare, and difficult to cultivate. It took dangerous trip months or years to transport from its source. It is precious - wars have been fought and people have died for it. It made generations of people very wealthy. She should take that name with the highest of honors.
smokeyfantastico
Preach
imjustheretoholdyourhandwhenyoudie
Most vanilla is pollinated *by hand*. https://www.vanillabeankings.com/blogs/recipes/hand-pollination-process-of-vanilla-beans-and-bees
Feralkyn
Sure, but it's now the most common & widespread flavor. The default, if you will.
TicoGuy
People are always appalled when I say Vanilla is my favorite flavor. When I was a kid Vanilla Ice cream wasn't even White it was yellow and was completely different than plain white creme ice cream. And I loved it, still do although I do feel like the flavor has changed.
chansuke
Blue Bell had (and probably still does, I don't buy ice cream at the store often) a vanilla bean flavor that was a much stronger vanilla flavor, and was yellow as well. I could eat the entire tub in one go if no one stopped me. It's hard to beat a good vanilla flavor.
counterintel
I cant stop reading long comments explaining something in details in his voice.
Fairemont
This guy and Nigel Thornberry in a heated discussion
slahrdzhe
It is the finest of the flavors.
redsmerf
Right? And the thing about calling something vanilla: how many people actually dislike vanilla? Like with ice cream, you may like rocky road or mint chocolate chip or what-have-you more... But you still enjoy vanilla.
This extends to sex. You may like doggy style or cowgirl or a standing inverted-diamond-monkey-style, but you're still gonna enjoy missionary.
spacecowboyein
I don't get the hate for missionary. It's the most intimate position since you're face to face. For me it also feels the best. Second best is when she is sitting on top like a frog going up and down at the perfect angle. Third best is any position where I can also get a titty in my mouth.
redsmerf
That's the thing, does anyone actually hate missionary?
mouseasw
I don't really enjoy missionary, but then again I don't really enjoy any position. Probably I'm broken.
Skadefrodane
...have you considered if you might be somewhere on the asexual spectrum?
mouseasw
I'm fully aware of that, yes.
SheepySleepySmuggler
Maybe try a more traditional missionary position where you attempt to convert them to your chosen religion?
mouseasw
Done that too, it's by far the thing I most regret.