Jan 12, 2022 2:19 PM
Teetseremoonia
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zorro
updootyourpootsnoot
ah, the ending we deserved
FarQuad
I am not proud to know this a fetish.
WorstShotEver
PremiumCola
Was expecting dickbutt
wthamidoinghere
+1 made me laugh
SunflowerCatButt
I wanted dickbutt...I got horrified! no noooo
smalltownguy
Fatality
Vinhead
She is one lovely woman
Robohobo541
oops
somethingsomethingwittyhere
GurtX
The CW is doing a new Zorro and it's going to be set in the modern-day for some dumb reason and also it's gender-swapped because it's 2022
PlayerBhatin
He misbehaved!
salikarn
The blood on his face is a nice touch
genericanamoly
And yet, Michael Douglas stole her heart.
DoctorKillbot
And then got throat cancer yodeling down the Y.
MrGinn
TygrF
Smooth MFer! ...barely has to look at a girl and she completely falls apart.
PlaidBastard
Trying to subdue an NPC peacefully when you're too high level.
matthewacker
It's the implication
PrinceOfWhales
Frustrated tailors hate him for this *one* trick.
newsguycraigevans
Dry cleaners too
JaromirAzarov
dasAchteck
pizza my heart? more like pizza her liver on the floor.
apneax3n0n
se was gorgeous in that movie
BlameIt0nTibor
and then she married michael scarn
CatBeagler
*in every movie
lostknight0727
She still is, aged fairly well. Money helps. A little heavy on botox lately though. But she do what she wants.
TheSunburntPenguin
Ha
ThaWhiteRanger
Z
PlaceHolderTitle
A lot of boy and girls watched this scene and figured out if they were straight, bi or gay depending on who they were crushing on during it.
yellowtoolboxblackbag
True. But I think Bowie's Bulge(TM) in Labyrinth still holds the record.
cryptzicle
The Mummy
LSDontknowwhatsgoingon
Not what I expected. I paused that scene way too many times as a kid
FourLegsGood
It isn't aging well.
L3NTON
Back in the day when I thought maybe I would catch something the editors missed.
rshini
This and the Mummy made me realize I'm Bi.
Hooo... that's why nobody's ever made a movie with both Catherine Zeta Jones AND Rachel Weisz - the projectors would all overheat!
SlimSam
That poor VHS or DVD player. Things it has seen!
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SoftKleenex
Back then the imagination fills in the gaps
OverthoughtUnderedited
Chuckles in garbled Cinemax
updootyourpootsnoot
ah, the ending we deserved
FarQuad
I am not proud to know this a fetish.
WorstShotEver
PremiumCola
Was expecting dickbutt
wthamidoinghere
+1 made me laugh
SunflowerCatButt
I wanted dickbutt...I got horrified! no noooo
smalltownguy
Fatality
Vinhead
She is one lovely woman
Robohobo541
oops
somethingsomethingwittyhere
GurtX
The CW is doing a new Zorro and it's going to be set in the modern-day for some dumb reason and also it's gender-swapped because it's 2022
PlayerBhatin
He misbehaved!
salikarn
The blood on his face is a nice touch
genericanamoly
And yet, Michael Douglas stole her heart.
DoctorKillbot
And then got throat cancer yodeling down the Y.
MrGinn
TygrF
Smooth MFer! ...barely has to look at a girl and she completely falls apart.
PlaidBastard
Trying to subdue an NPC peacefully when you're too high level.
matthewacker
It's the implication
PrinceOfWhales
Frustrated tailors hate him for this *one* trick.
newsguycraigevans
Dry cleaners too
JaromirAzarov
dasAchteck
pizza my heart? more like pizza her liver on the floor.
apneax3n0n
se was gorgeous in that movie
BlameIt0nTibor
and then she married michael scarn
CatBeagler
*in every movie
lostknight0727
She still is, aged fairly well. Money helps. A little heavy on botox lately though. But she do what she wants.
TheSunburntPenguin
Ha
ThaWhiteRanger
Z
PlaceHolderTitle
A lot of boy and girls watched this scene and figured out if they were straight, bi or gay depending on who they were crushing on during it.
yellowtoolboxblackbag
True. But I think Bowie's Bulge(TM) in Labyrinth still holds the record.
cryptzicle
The Mummy
LSDontknowwhatsgoingon
Not what I expected. I paused that scene way too many times as a kid
FourLegsGood
It isn't aging well.
L3NTON
Back in the day when I thought maybe I would catch something the editors missed.
rshini
This and the Mummy made me realize I'm Bi.
TygrF
Hooo... that's why nobody's ever made a movie with both Catherine Zeta Jones AND Rachel Weisz - the projectors would all overheat!
SlimSam
That poor VHS or DVD player. Things it has seen!
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[deleted]
SoftKleenex
Back then the imagination fills in the gaps
OverthoughtUnderedited
Chuckles in garbled Cinemax