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Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1981 is to be kept inside a secure video storage unit at the media archive of Site ██. When in use, SCP-1981 should not be removed from its casing or exposed to any strong magnetic sources. A Betamax home video system and an analog television has been provided in Observation Theatre 02 at Site ██, as well as video equipment to record viewings.
Description: SCP-1981 is a standard Betamax tape. "RONALD REGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"(sic) has been handwritten on the adhesive sticker in felt tip pen. Laboratory analysis indicates that SCP-1981 is made of ordinary material, and serial numbers correspond with home cassette tapes produced in September of 1980. SCP-1981 was initially encountered by a filing clerk in the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in 1991, who upon watching it alerted the police, with the intent to find the tape's creator to press "obscenity charges". A low-level police investigation was conducted, at which point the Foundation was alerted and secured SCP-1981. Class A amnesiacs were administered before █████ could be notified. Further investigation of the library's records by Foundation personnel failed to yield any leads on SCP-1981's origin.
SCP-1981 appears to be a home video recording of former United States President Ronald Reagan delivering his "Evil Empire" speech to the National Association of Evangelicals at Sheraton Twin Towers Hotel, Orlando, FL on 3/8/1983. However, at 1 minute and 10 seconds, the speech begins to deviate heavily, eventually resembling no known speech ever made by Reagan. Beginning at approximately 5 minutes, multiple incisions, lacerations and penetration wounds can be seen being slowly inflicted, though no corresponding source of these wounds is visible. Despite suffering bodily harm that would likely incapacitate an ordinary person, Reagan will continue to deliver his speech until either his vocal cords are severed or the tape degrades to static at 22:34.
Upon rewinding SCP-1981 and initiating playback, Reagan will deliver an entirely new speech, often radically different from the ones previously observed. Topics have included torture, child molestation and ritual sacrifice. Trauma inflicted upon Reagan also appears to be divergent, with impalement, genital mutilation, and [REDACTED] having all been observed. In roughly one in seven viewings of SCP-1981, a figure clothed in black robes with a conical hood will have replaced a random member of Reagan's press detail, henceforth referred to as SCP-1981-1. The significance of the appearance of SCP-1981-1 is currently unknown.
The speeches delivered by Reagan are mostly incoherent, lacking any sort of underlying thematic structure and largely being composed of nonsensical anecdotes and parables. However, occasionally references are made to future events that Reagan could not possibly have known about or predicted, such as the September 11 terrorist attacks, the result of the 2008 Russian elections, and █████ ██████████. For this reason, rigorous time and effort has been devoted to recording the speech delivered on each playback. Attempts to replicate SCP-1981 onto a similar Betamax tape have met with failure, however, cameras used to record the television SCP-1981 is broadcasted on have succeeded in "capturing" individual playbacks. Any observations performed on SCP-1981 must be recorded on the camcorder provided, and delivered for subsequent review to Dr. B█████, project supervisor.
Years of natural magnetic interference has severely degraded SCP-1981's signal quality, making it even more difficult to sift meaningful information from playbacks. Additionally, the gruesome nature of the mutilations performed upon Reagan have been described as "extremely disturbing", and for this reason it is recommended that any personnel feeling squeamish or ill after playback visit the on-site psychiatry facility for a level 3 evaluation.
As Ronald Reagan was alive at the time of SCP-1981's containment, a surveillance net was deployed to establish any relation between him and SCP-1981. No known connection was developed, though Reagan would frequently complain about "nightmares" before his mental state degenerated due to Alzheimer's.
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0:17:24 - Reagan: A renewal of the traditional values that have been the tendons of this country's strength. One recent survey by a Washington-based researcher concluded that Americans were far more willing to participate in cannibalism than they have in the past hundred years. America is a nation that will not suffer abominations lightly. Seven. And that is the core of the awakening. Twelve. Eighteen. We will stop al-Qaeda. Now there you go again.
0:18:02 - Reagan: For the first time we have risen, and I see we are being consumed. I see circles that are not circles. Billions of dead souls inside containment. Unravellers have eaten country's moral fabric, turning hearts into filth. I'm from a kingdom level above human. What does that yield? A hokey smile that damns an entire nation.
0:18:43 - There is no hope.
0:18:59 - [Applause]
0:19:15 - [Reagan winces back, as if experiencing severe pain. Several new lacerations begin to manifest across bare eye socket, as well as punctures appearing to penetrate forehead and temples. Remainder of left arm is now cleanly bisected.]
0:19:59 - Reagan: Further consensus has proven that over half of all Americans still hate. Eaten whole by void. The emptiness. The sadness. The blackness. The darkness.
0:20:30 - [Laughter continues until signal degrades into static]
END TRANSCRIPT
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Excerpt from video transcript made on [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/96:
0:12:32 - Reagan: I've been to the steel mills of Alaska, and the cornfields of Nebraska. I've seen the derelict offices of Google burn with the window boarded up and the squatters inside them. I've seen the houses where they cut up the little babies. From coast to shining coast I have walked empty down drooling path The decaying flesh of false morality poisoning our children. I have stood atop the mountain of this greedy earth, looking upon our beautiful pious pit, filled to bursting with the vast hands of helplessness. And did you know what I saw?
0:13:57 - Hell.
0:14:20 - [The audience erupts into laughter]
0:14:32 - [Muffled voice can be heard behind camera]
0:14:45 - Reagan: Now there you go again!
0:14:52 - [Laughter proceeds to die down]
0:15:00 - Reagan: But truly now, we live in a fortunate time. This is a fortunate time. Time is on our side. A stitch in nine saves time.
0:15:40 - There are your truths and there are my truths. There are known knowns, known unknowns and unknown . Some of them are in the audience right now!
0:16:02 - [At this stage, wounds inflicted upon Reagan's neck appear to be so severe that it can no longer support the head. Speech degenerates into gurgles as Reagan violently jerks forward, spine being severed cleanly and the head only being loosely connected to the body by strands of muscle tissue. Body remains animate for the next 3 minutes, and continues to gesture as spinal column appears to be withdrawn from neck cavity, before finally collapsing. Tape degrades into static at 22:34]
END TRANSCRIPT
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Video transcript of recording made on [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/03:
[REDACTED. O5 LEVEL CLEARANCE REQUIRED.]
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Video transcript of recording made on [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/05:
0:00:00 - [Long shot of podium as well as empty chairs normally occupied by Reagan and entourage. Curiously, this is the only recording that lacks both the intertitles and the presence of Ronald Reagan.]
0:00:30 - [Camera zooms in on podium.]
0:02:55 - [Entity known as SCP-1981-1 enters shot from left and stands at podium. Remains motionless for remainder of film.]
0:22:34 - [Tape flashes to single frame intertitle with words "I SEE YOU" colored in red. Holds for seven seconds then immediately cuts to static. No further signal for remainder of tape.]
END TRANSCRIPT
People suggested I repost this with the excerpts. Source is: http://www.scp-wiki.net/
BANANAFLAKE
Thanks, but I have two apps that I use to read all of these. I have read over one thousand so far!
PoloShirt11
*chuckles*
Lulabel73
Zenkyai
Can someone tell me what I'm reading?
UngratefulNoob
This is a data file on an object known as SCP-1981. If you found it at all interesting go to SCP-wiki.net to learn more backstory 'n shit.
HauntedSpit
SankingDragon
wtf.gif
fosul
SCP is the best thing ever. Would make an amazing series for television if it ever tried.
dezrah
Agreed, but can you imagine the legal nightmare of figuring out who owns the rights to what? Hollywood can't handle Creative Commons.
fosul
This is very true, but I do love the ideas for them.
voiceafx
Gaa! So awesomely creepy and mysterious.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
The biggest problem with SCP-1981 to me is it shares a lot of similarities with the much better SCP-1733
UngratefulNoob
Oh wow. I totally forgot about 1733. I'll definitely do a post about that at some point.
SanKa13
Link pls? I totally loved this one
eljimbo
Love this site, so many crazy things on there
chudtime
Yes! This weird shit again!
lilskank
Yeah! I've only ever seen one other SCP post some months back, but as soon as I saw "SCP" in the title, immediate favoriting occurred.
DrBuckarooBanzai
God damn this is good shit.
isaidsomethingcool
*Tucking my feet under the covers bc monsters justified*
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
OfficerCrabtree
PatrioticLibertyPrime
SCP-__-J Object class-______ Containment- In a box in my office Description- It's a rock that makes you procrastinate
UngratefulNoob
I'm sorta planning on doing one of these SCP posts a day. If I ever have a really lazy day where I don't wanna do it I'll do that one lol.
AgamemnonsMemes
I spent way too much time on that site, its great.
StonesOnTheHill
I've tried three times so far. Every time I find almost exactly what I was writing already written better than I could. My imagination sucks
UngratefulNoob
Oh man I'm not making these up. God no I don't have the imagination lol. I'm just sharing the ones from the SCP site.
PatrioticLibertyPrime
Addendum: Probably memetic or something
ATuningFork
"I'll finish this later"
UngratefulNoob
On a side note, I just reread the SCP-2007 article. That still fucks with my head.
HiDadImDad
OH THANKS now it's fucking with my head, too
UngratefulNoob
Best I can tell the simplest explanation for it would be it's simply the essence of science, with sentience.
rexmundi381931415
Hey @op. Do you have any more?
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
BXHOVAYPCK
Did you just quote the fucking Boondocks?
OnlyTheReactionGifOfElijahWoodSayingTerrific
BaronVonBeep
Secure. Protect. Contain.
vivalacony
No, Shark Punching Centre
BaronVonBeep
I am a fool
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
Scp-420: OP. Class: Bundle of sticks. Scp-420 is a average looking human with most of his chest cavity filled with a bundle of sticks.
UngratefulNoob
Actually SCP-420 essentially is the strongest joint ever.
Lots43
This one gave me nightmares
Zippla
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
tryintathink
HoovinSchmoovin
LORD BUCKETHEAD
Britishtankteaservice
We need a game similar to D&D based on this shit!
yamatto
Delta Green.
Britishtankteaservice
Wait, wha?
Kmillar99
I love these but didn't really get this one. Also what does scp stand for? Like it ranges from paper to stairs
AllHailTheCritbow
Secure, Contain, Protect.
TauCommander40K
Yeah... Fuck yeah that was awesome.
LonelyBrannigan
Edge Lord Reagan
NoVoteForYou
TLDR, is it worth reading?
Airwolfen
The more popular SCP pages are always interesting to read imo. Well made stories. (try the SCP-wiki sorted on top rated pages)
UngratefulNoob
I say yes, but I'm a faggot. Wouldn'tve posted otherwise. I can't really give a good TL;DR. Sorry.
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AdamNeverAskedForThisJensen
It's not a story, it's a record of an anomalous object under containment by the SCP foundation http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1981
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AdamNeverAskedForThisJensen
You're right. What I meant was that it's not *just* a story about a weird video, it has a lot of context that makes it more interesting.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
SCP isn't really creepypasta, it's more like a collaborative horror-story universe than anything trying to be realistic
GGCrono
It's not meant to be believable, just to be a good story, of sorts,
MagicalSpaceWaffle
Not really, it claims a taped speech regan gave changes with every viewing, he suffers vicious attacks, and literally dies during the speech
NoVoteForYou
Thank you
AdamNeverAskedForThisJensen
That's not quite right, it's an experiment lot of a tape that depicts that. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1981
mithiwithi
It's creepypasta. Not half bad as such things go, but if you're not a fan of creepypasta, give it a miss.
FirstThingThatCameToMind
I found a thing and then I looked at it, and then thing started bleeding and growing hyper realistic eyes and now I'm dead.
AdamNeverAskedForThisJensen
It's creepypasta if all creepypasta were in the same universe and there was an organization out to contain them.
Justanothersubguy
God I fucking LOVE SCP BRO
UngratefulNoob
Welp I plan on doing one of these a day if you wanna be tagged.
DrCreepyCannibal
UngratefulNoob
SegaDeath
Oh yes please
TheAngryMarineBiologist
If you're taking tag names, may I be included sir?
UngratefulNoob
Yep yep.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
Tag me please as well :)
UngratefulNoob
Sure thing
UnusedAccount299
Can you tag me aswell, I can't get enough of these!!
UngratefulNoob
Will do
susiedotwo
yes please!
Vatatheo
I would like to be tagged please. The SCP database is responsible for many sleepless nights. I love them.
UngratefulNoob
Sure thing
SimpleFlips
If you're taking down names to tag, please me. This is fantastic
UngratefulNoob
Got it
Tlaxxil
Tag me fam
THEcrabwrangler
Yes
SirAvocadoMan
Would you mind tagging me too? I love this site and it's great seeing them posted
UngratefulNoob
Yep!
BeachBumAtHeart
Add me to the list!
UngratefulNoob
Okay
MediocreStories
Yes please
SanKa13
Yes pls!
m0llyAna
Me too? Please?
UngratefulNoob
Sure
Frisbeetime420
Tag me pls!
UngratefulNoob
Got it
Vonemperor
Yes please
UngratefulNoob
Okay
Xyring
Me too please, if you don't mind!
UngratefulNoob
Sure thing.
Iroques
Tag ALL of imgur
UngratefulNoob
Lol can't do that. Assuming you want to be tagged tho?
TheChosenPun
i would liked to be tagged as well. but i just have to ask, Are we cool yet?
UngratefulNoob
I'm not sure why we wouldn't be? You're added.
MagnusTheRedCyclops
If you could tag me as well, I would be very thankful.
Iroques
Yes please
TeenInASuit
Tag me please!
UngratefulNoob
Done! Put one up earlier today, might put another one up tonight. Try to find a creepier one.