Eddyrock
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Aug 23, 2021 4:59 PM
Eddyrock
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weidermeijer
“Banged your mom...”
a1b3117
Well, you're not wrong
wozat
Of course fish can read! They go to school
Taokan22
Well... I'm happy for mom, dad passed away last year, least she's gettin' some.
Wraid
gmlovera655
...all very good points....
WhatUpDog3000
The animal facts seem to have a different (but consistent) unit of measure
todddammmit
Source?
Canadoug
ObiHaiv
I saw the "Fish" one, and the "Fish heads" song went through my head. It's STILL going through my head. Jesus, make it stop!!!
HuskyPirate
Wrong, I can read. The rest is true though.
Blackfinity
#4 Pfft. Birbs aren't even real.
Jaqdakloun
How the fuck do you know so much about Gary ?
RussianTroll101
This sounds like “strange wilderness.” More bears eat salmon, than salmon eat bears.
Starbolt81
Are things ok at home, @OP?
Eddyrock
Lol, why do you ask?
DingleTheDingus
I love facts that absolutely cant be argued with. Thumbs up.
Smacketywack
Stop exaggerating for upvotes. The Empire State Building isn’t that big.
boobsalot
lol
LegoDarthVaderInAnUglySweater
As a frequent river runner I can confirm that the Grand Canyon DOES in fact hold copious amounts of Bud Light In a WIDE Variety of states.
WristDeepInaBook
#6 @elbowdeepinahorse can confirm?
thekeyofe
TotallyNotASerialKiller
Am I aloud to send this to my ex-step kids?
Eddyrock
I mean… I’m not stopping you. Just let me know how they react
lookalive07
Just as long as you text or email them, and not say any of these jokes allowed.
mastabates72
sturm24
No human is hung like a horse. A human ia much lighter so a less sturdy beam is required.
yourlocalgayfurry
I dunno I've seen some shit where the guy's is the size of a small horse's. Definitely an outlier, but still for consideration.
EroticZombiePants
The world's biggest measured dick is about 1 ft long and the guy can't have sex because he passes out due to lack of blood to the brain.
TobiFuenke
Yeah, buddy…. Some sources would have been nice.
DownUnderAussie
Well now that onlyfans has gone woke (just like the wiggles….!!!) ur mum can’t show us anymore. And fuck the new woke wiggles….soz…
RandyPhonecian
Having a puritanical mindset about sex isn't "wokeness". If anything, woke is being sex positive. Or being more accepting of human sexuality
professionalConfirmologist
I can vouch for the last one
Nippledeepinahorse
q2grapple
ChaoticEnigma1121
My mom's girlfriend won't appreciate you talking about her boyfriend like that
Eddyrock
Your mom’s new boyfriend is why your mom makes sounds like a goose with a head-cold at night ; )
kruug
You record quite the vivid record with that one...
venomlash
Josesharlo
I’d thank you not to listen in on my intimate time with EnigmaticChaos1121’s mum.
EniChaos
wait, what?
norwad
#2 But why would you want to?
ReginaKasteen
What's the alternative, drinking it?
Eddyrock
No one wants to do that!
Noldona
The Colorado River has less water now than it use to, we need the water to help refill it.
norwad
good point
notamurder
No fish are going to want swim in the swill
Eddyrock
Because that’s your mom’s new boyfriend’s favorite beer.
TheCanineAlchemist
You are definitely consistent. Though its concerning.
norwad
nah, he got better taste than that. They all do
q2grapple
But then why date your mom?
norwad
I think they see it as a challenge.