Bunnies: "How are they real?"

Do you see this little fellow? Do you realize how cute it is?
Well, strap down, because bunnies are just unrealistically cute.

You see these little bunnies?

Bunnies have best friends that they love very much. You have to be VERY careful on who you allow your bunny to be with, bunnies are very particular when choosing friends. Multiple play-dates are necessary but when they get paired, they love each other forever.

These buns will play, snuggle, and get into all kinds of trouble together.

When bunnies are especially excited and happy they jump in the air and spaz out,
this is called a "binky" and it's just. C'mon now. That's too cute.

When bunnies get chill and happy they just flop over.
It's called a "flop"

They're just like, "yep, life can't get any better, better just kick it"

This is actually challenging a bunny's authority on who gets to be top bunny...

They touch noses.... for dominance.

Many animals murder each other.

Bunnies touch noses. and it's adorable.

Bunnies DEMAND pets.

They love being petted like, wow. That's alot of petting.

It's part of their grooming behavior where they lick each other for affection. If they're really into it they'll "purr" by chittering their teeth. It sounds unsettling but it's really not. It's adorable!

This here bunny is giving her affection. When buns come to love you, they love you forever and constantly let you know it.

They're incredibly social.

This is another dark side of bunnies.

This is them in a "trance", when they're on their backs.
It's highly debated if this is good or bad, but it makes it easy to clip their nails.

it's also hella cute.

They also hella yawn.

They can also be taken on walks!

A clever bunny trains their human to set up a toy

And can be pretty darn smart!

Maybe too smart sometimes...

However, they do love to dig...

And dig (but still stay clean)

And dig...

And dig some more!

They will also FUCK UP your cords.

You gotta bunny proof that shit mang.

But they're very quiet and polite!

They've evolved to have poop and pee that doesn't stink! (attracts predators)
They rarely ever make sounds (it's generally not a good thing)
and they snuggle the heck out of everything.

When they do have a problem, they'll let you know with a thump.

This is when a bunny gets scared or senses danger.
They don't really get angry because they're sweeties.

They're also distant cousins of ours! Closer to us than wolves even!

Bunny on the right looks like my bunny, (but way less cute).
If you're so inclined and have the living space, I recommend adopting a bunny!
Best purchase I ever made, please do research before you do anything though.
Bunnies can live up to 12 years if treated correctly, so it's a long term investment.

In short, I like bunnies.