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Edit: thanks for getting me to the front page, here’s hoping Eric will get to spend quality time with his dad when they both go to jail
Jan 9, 2021 6:21 AM
CaveHunter3000
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2164
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Edit: thanks for getting me to the front page, here’s hoping Eric will get to spend quality time with his dad when they both go to jail
JonWallace1985
I heard he wasn’t really born though, he just sort of crawled out of a cum sock.
BeverlyHillsBillie
What do you get a douche on his birthday? Toilet paper?
cookiesfordinner
I thought he's in his late 40s/ early 50s.
easyoneundone
tipcity
Jerz77
When you're the tenth most liked Trump family member on Parler.
taurondir
Well THIS is fucking priceless.
Kbantar
It's hard to grow up to be a dove when you're father is a hagfish.
Inmate45
Let's be fair - He wasn't being intentionally mean. Inmate 45 didn't even know it was Eric's birthday.
LunaticBear42
Happy birthday son, I ruined the country. Present? Oh no no no. This is mine.
Inmate45
That's clearly false - Inmate 45 didn't even know it was Eric's birthday.
LunaticBear42
StewedTomaters
Say it with me: Butthead gums.
DocNitro
An important thing is also: Don't forget the complicity of Facebook and Twitter over the last years. What they do NOW is partially
DocNitro
virtue signaling.
Kbantar
Jumping ship but only after the boat is submerged.
NikkiLeigh1994
You would think someone who is a Capricorn would be a smart person. God i fucking share his effing birthday and I'm grossed out.
RHodeidra
I don't celebrate the giant shits I take why should Trump
Myhatisold
When he said "special" he meant that they ride the short bus.
Iamdisgusto
Wow my 36th birthday was 3 days before his 37th.
Covidnineteen
You're practically brothers
aface62
It kind of makes one wonder how Barron will turn out. I'm hoping a bit like Mary.
StewedTomaters
I want him to be goth.
syko2k
Hah!
singingninjaMX
Of course it was in 1984. He wants it to always be 1984
SmellsLikeBeef
superkeil
He's younger than i am? But he looks sooo... decrepit
CopaceticQuasar
It's the inbreeding.
Rijtjeshuis
I'd wager that he didn't even get a card from dad.
dedpaen
Strangely, I feel sorry for him. Imagine being last in line, with thousands ahead of you... Ok, done. Arrest him!
GrenadeIn
You almost had me going there in that first half.
Sm9yCg
No. You are feeling sorry for the human being he could have been. But he decided to be Eric Trump. Don't feel sorry for what he chose to be
EveryGOPaccusationIsAConfession
I definitely think the environment of that family is so toxic that there is no chance of any of them could have been normal.
Sm9yCg
It's not easy, but you do have a chance to break out of an abusive family. See Mary L. Trump.
EveryGOPaccusationIsAConfession
I think Tiffany has effectively seperated herself from the Don Jr/Eric/Ivanka crime triad, but she was raised in CA away from her dad
Thecowes
He was unfortunate to be raised by Trump, Mary L Trump was Trump’s Niece so she luckily wasn’t groomed by him like Eric was. Despite this
Thecowes
I still despise Eric
AslanTheGod
Probably got promised a state.
happywalker
probably a boring shaped one :-P
WarlockSniper
It might have been Georgia and Georgia just went "Hell no, we don't want THAT!"
Respectablecrazy
He is *special.
XanderCorsaj
Christ, I was born on the exact same day and year as that goober.
HenryLongfellowIII
So were 21 million other humans, no big deal.
Unistrut
You'll be fine, the universe only has a limited amount of ratshit available each day and obviously used it all for him.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Well, he *is* a bit unlovable
Fatkats93
Yeah.... NOW
Charcharm
Well, he did come out of his father’s crotch, so...
RocinanteBelongsToMars
Being a bootlicking fascist does that. But not to others of their kind so he must really be special.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Oh he's special alright!
agonarch
Someone once called him "Microwaved Malfoy" and now I can't unsee it.
NecroNikolai13
It's ok, his real dad might love him. Probably not though, not even Gary Busey is that out there
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Yeah, the same way Hitler is a bit nazi.
PrickasaursRex
Fuck! He has one of those faces that just brings up the primal urge to want to punch him. Or hit him with a decent sized rock.
GylfieTheOwl
There's a German word for that: Backpfeifengesicht = "bitch-slap face"
ThomasThundersword
Twisted tea? (for legal reasons i am offering you said tea to *drink* and nothing else)
anonnymoosecommenter
Join up with the new and improved tea party!
PrickasaursRex
For legal reasons, I would love to smash his face with a can of Twisted Tea. Thanks for the idea of drinking a delicious can of TT!
happywalker
like having your brains smashed in with a refreshing taste :-P
WarlockSniper
Delicious. Of course I meant the tea.
happywalker
well... when you can't get your hands on a pan galactic gargle blaster you have to make do
nrvagntsoleatr360
Yeeeeaaaaaah........fuck him. He stole money from kids.
sweetnaivety
https://www.factcheck.org/2019/12/social-posts-distort-facts-on-trump-charities/
thesmelge
He had to do it through a charity because every time the kids saw him, they'd beat him up and take his beer money.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
Beer money? Nah he doesn't like the taste and the bubbles burn his tongue, plus it makes him pee the bed like a stupid stupid boy.
JollyJokzr
Kids with cancer
MillerLitesaber
“You thought your cancer meds were chewable?” “Well I don’t know! Little kids get cancer!” “Aw, they do...”
KidShenck
What do they even need it for anyway?
Rabidbacon
Doomgriever
KidShenck
I accept my punishment.
4vie
.... I've just received word. They're building the 12th circle. "Sudden demand", was the reason.
Soufange
At least we'll all know each other
GetInLosersWereGonnaDoScience
RubberChickenGoD
He looks like a partial fuse of Beavis (hair color and nose) and the rest from Butt-head. And sadly those two idiots are more qualified to be president than what we have.
Merky600
“Human version of cat pee”
WarlockSniper
What the fuck is that shit around his mouth? Pixels, or some form of wart/acne?
AbsolutelyPrismaticNutjob
Hey, that's a bit much. I can't believe you'd insult cat pee like that.
JoeT85
there are 2 kinds of special. Helmet special and Cake special. Even on his birthday, Eric Trump is Helmet special.
cpebach8888
Christ on a bike that's accurate
Originalname17
It looks like a cosplay of that Jonah Hill character in Wolf of Wallstreet
aifeloadawildmoss
HillCountryRambler
HOLY SHIT.
tnizzle1
If his face doesn't scream inbred I don't know what does
HeadJamistan
He's the poster child for birth control.
MiyagieOne
So you never saw Trumps father? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D3LRKkqU8AAo9qe.jpg
BaileyAmBull
That’s a toupee for sure!
Lumpchunker
Ahh! What's up with the side of his face?!
parabolic000
he had a cancerous growth removed.
SkogensKung
It's easier to say Trump.