LongGreasyDick
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Apr 27, 2017 11:53 PM
LongGreasyDick
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RitchEss
I got to watch mine, it was fucking awesome
thefadedmoon
Your sand banana is getting moldy.
JimmyTheOverlyTouchyOrderly
good luck
fuzznubbin
Only butt sex for you for the next few weeks.
spazmcnasty
I'm on my couch recovering from mine... Had it about 3 hours ago
thevoiceofreasonsometimes
Bags of frozen peas. You're welcome
Daddyfinger
I dodged a bullet. My wife is having her tubes tied in June with her c-section.
Khalgrom
Shave everything from the belly button down. They have to tape your dick up so it doesn't get in the way.
LongGreasyDick
Thatll be my entire belly then
WhipskiDemon
Yes ice!!! Now place the ice in a glass of bourbon and repeat as needed! ;-)
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
I just want to reiterate: buy a jock strap.
EmoWookie33
Take Monday off too.
LadyAyami
Husband chickend out. so I got an IUD ... :(
KatetDeFibonacci
Take them at their word and do NOTHING the day of, and the day following and you'll be fine. CONSEQUENCE FREE SEX IS THE BEST!!!!!!
underscoreneckbeard
Mine is a month away. Can't wait.
HenryHugglemonster
I dated a guy with one, he said it was the best choice he ever made. He could go for HOURS in bed. I loved it
Jgoodie75
I had it done. I dont regret it.
Hobbes802
You'll be glad you did, FREEEDDDDOOOOOMMM!!!!
bladpaul
Buy ice. You'll need it.
LongGreasyDick
Crap, did NOT think of that
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Buy a jock strap.
AnonresponsivE
You're going to be fine @LongGreasyDick
bloatedplutocrat
On the plus side you don't need to change your username after the surgery.
LongGreasyDick
Lol
miyosakura
Good luck !
LongGreasyDick
I havent read up on any of it. I feel like a I have a lead weight in my belly everytime I think about it
DoseOfScience
Mine wasn't bad. I had mine done and then went to bed for a few hours, then went to work. Kept ice pack on and it went fine.
IanMarxer
Well... it's gonna be a rough ride, if you haven't called off from work, do it now and have the sweat pants ready
underscoreneckbeard
It'll be fine. Didn't you discuss it all with your urologist? Mine has crazy soft hands.
FrostedPotato
It really is not that bad. That said do the following: get like 6 bags of frozen peas, you will want to continually swap through them. 1/?
FrostedPotato
You will know you don't need them when it no longer feels good to ice your scrotum, it will be a day or so. Also, the anaesthesia lasts 2/?
FrostedPotato
Longer than you expect, all the horror stories I have heard involve someone deciding they feel fine and going out dancing or the like. DON'T
thdudedude
No big deal, ice and have something to do like movies/video games since you will probably want to stay off your feet.
boringpigeon
Go to the movies. Buy the largest drink they have with extra ice. Place cup between legs, pop some pills and enjoy the show.
lostintransmutation
Damn, wish I though of that when I had my surgery done (not vasectomy, I'm a girl)
underscoreneckbeard
Well now you're a girl anyway.
lostintransmutation
Well...yeah...either way.
Crimlem
Lol
SouthTexasBass
It's not so bad. Just follow the instructions and don't forget your cup!
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Jock strap. You don't need the cup insert, but you damn sure need the support.
YesThatWasMe
What's the cup for?
CaptainGrowler
All the blood
LongGreasyDick
I lold hard
YesThatWasMe
Oh. I'm sorry I asked.
CaptainGrowler
I don't know, dude. I was being facetious
YesThatWasMe
I still didn't want to picture that.