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Sauce: https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/13/las-vegas-man-arrested-trump-assassination-attempt-coachella-california
cambriago13
"We probably stopped another assassination attempt," said delusional, self-important cop.
deadpool381
Why are all these time travelers so bad at their jobs?
SkyVINS
weird that they released him.
RetrogradeLlama
Probably because it's a bullshit arrest.
briham86
Yeah, Trump really should be behind bars.
RetrogradeLlama
Yeah... Imma gonna wait for some actual facts on this one - as opposed to BS and analysis by the local sheriff's department.
IDownVoteJerks
NPR mentioned the same set of facts minus the intent, adding he also has fake passports too.
animatronicChristmasChickens
Chad Bianco probably sprained his shoulder patting himself on the back
funone77
I've gotta question "attempted assassination" assessment here. The perp either didn't expect any checkpoint or was grossly incompetent. My money is he was just a dumbass without a clue.
vanishinggirl
No “attempt” was made, just some douche walking around with his fragile ego at his side.
funone77
Exactly! "Assassination attempt." is just a strategy to get out the vote.
sumthinsumthinsumthin
If the roles were reversed and it was a story in right-wing news about a Harris event "Authoritarian Deep State stops 2nd Amendment enthusiast over a half-mile away from the event in latest weaponization of justice system."
KYGELL91
You did that really well actually 😂 +1
sumthinsumthinsumthin
I've been working on my MAGA satire voice.