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jmayDET
Ooooooh mommy!
pe1irrojo
"meat substiute" http://imgur.com/r/highqualitygifs/i3IfafU
ImAStupidMoronWithABigButtAndItSmellsAndILikeToKissMyOwnButt
Ehh, truffles?
Icantbelieveitsnotskepticism
Everyone needs to calm down about poisonous mushrooms, this is not a foraging guide. It's just a flavor guide on store bought mushrooms.
Mikehippop
Amanita ocreata is pretty good if you don't mind the liver failure.
ArtOzz
That destroying angel?
PeeDrinker69
Death caps?
MissButtercup
rossw61
From the title I thought this was going to be an altogether different post
RedroverRedrover
No truffles???
reediculous84
Thinking the same, also Lobster mushrooms ;)
Blamblam101
Anis like flavor!
AliBarber
Anise, like star anise.
Blamblam101
No no no...
ILOVEFARTING
Yay! I'll just save this to my phone and go hunt mushrooms safely! :)
blu8701
Yes, shiitakes aer my favorite
Teeker
mischiefcanon
geiokami
Sorry I don't eat fungus
AstralMarmot
Oysters are brilliant in breakfast egg dishes as well.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Which of those fortifies my two-handed skill?
FuzzyBwalls
Looking for "To trip balls" as the use, please
lovingfox
Whenever i read something saying it has an "earthy " flavour i immediately just think of the way it tastes like damp mud smells
matyles
some of us like the taste of the smell of damp mud
HighSlayerRalton
HOLY SHITAKE!
Rhymestein
Psilocybin mushrooms?
beerguy420pm
Only kind I'll eat
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Fucking Hen of the Fucking Woods.
WhatUpIGotABigHawk
Or hedgehogs. Or shaggy manes.
hothotheat1214
Chanterelles are amazing! Lucky to be able to harvest them locally in Newfoundland.
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WAIT WHAT? Do tell? I've been looking like crazy for them all over St. John's.
hothotheat1214
They're pretty deep in woods and up near tree trunks etc. Gotta really hunt for the but I've heard of some in pippy park and other 1/2
hothotheat1214
Wooded areas around town! People are pretty secretive about their spots once they find them though lol 2/2
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Yes b'y. Thanks a lot. I'll keep an eye out for them.
hothotheat1214
No problem! I''m not sure their season but there were some on the go in mid October. Happy hunting!
davebeastly
Quite an abundance of them here in the Baltics. We make a nice sauce from them.
zzzaped
Chantarelles fried in butter is the best!
Mattsterrific
TIL mushrooms are given the same douchey type of descriptions beer and wine get.
AliBarber
"Douchey" descriptions help a lot when you're cooking. Just cos you don't understand it doesn't make it stupid
AliBarber
"Douchey" descriptions help a lot when you're cooking. Just cos you don't understand it doesn't make it stupid
lovingfox
Im still not totally sure what "robust" tastes like tbh. I agree with you. My mom was super big into the whole douchy descriptions thing
lovingfox
I could feed her crappy nasty food that was cheap and as long as i said it was good and exspensive shed be all for it. Most people who give
lovingfox
Robust just means "a strong flavor" so if somethings only description is robust thats not helpful. Like it could be a strong salty or sweet
lovingfox
Those descriptions honestly cant tell between cheap vs. Costly or specifically what types they were. They just make most of it up.
Dannytraxis
Im doing shrooms this weekend.
Umsies
Lmao I love this
hexygrandma
I microdosed them all summer. Shrooms are the best. Have fun!
Koztah
Remember, no dairy beforehand.
Dannytraxis
Cheers for the tip
ChefThranduil
Have a good trip fam
MemeFrog420
Remember to prepare music beforehand. I heavily recommend Shpongle's Nothing Lasts album
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
Enjoy your vacation! Hear me out here, take a shower, it is absolutely amazing on shrooms.
RareQuotes
Think the same applies for lsd?
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
Not sure, never tried it but I've done mushrooms about a dozen times and showers, ratatat, and nature walks are amazing. But avoid mirrors
RareQuotes
Avoid mirrors?
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
Yeah, too much opportunity for weird visuals involving your own face. It can get very unsettling that's just my experience though.
ImDoneLurking
Depends on your trip. Just go with the flow.
otisfloyd26
Nooooooooooooope
TheHegem0n
Dude yes, I've been doing them the last three weeks, I'm bumping up to 3.5 grams of dried golden teacher can't waot
hexygrandma
Golden teachers are the shitttttt! I want to grow them. Careful with your dosage, don't go crazy ;)
kdm36
Last three weeks? How does that work?
TheHegem0n
Over the past three weeks like every other day
kdm36
They won't work then? Or what's your dosage
TheHegem0n
I take 3 grams soaked in lemon juice for 1 hour to break down psilocyne and I do that about every other day
naino123
Some of them are so freakishly expensive. I saw someone spend $100 on 1/4 pound of the last mushroom.
beatingoffinfrontofapegasus
i get it.
Bandignomette
Chanterelles are my favorite (and Pine mushrooms) and they are SO fun to go hunting for. But it is hard work, that is why they cost lots.
FoxySpirit
Okay, where? Because you can easily find 10 pounds each fall in the forest here in Austria. I'll take a direct flight with a shipment :-P
naino123
In NYC, US. They're not common at all here, and you can only get them at speciality of luxury grocery markers.
randolphjcarter
Sounds like it might be a good idea to back your bags Foxy!
FoxySpirit
The problem is, I show up with 100 pounds a day old, can I sell fast enough before they get old? At least they are more durable shrooms.
randolphjcarter
Could just wait two years and dry them, probably half the price but double the yield. I'm in to this idea now...
FoxySpirit
Dried I could do shittons. I mean, the yield of a single fall harvest would be quite large. But where to sell to?
OzNikita
Add a festive flair to dinner by adding pyschodelic mushrooms.
cunninlinguist
*psychedeli - when they taste nice too
beatingoffinfrontofapegasus
ah yes, this dinner would be much better it everything was composed of tiny squiggles.
dianasbananas
psychedelic*
OzNikita
Auto correct, ftw
PeggyCarterHat
I feel like autocorrect would have helped you write a real word...
OzNikita
One would think, right?
PeggyCarterHat
Editec
psilocybin*
friskyMango
As long as they aren't cooked psilocybin breaks down at 120 degrees. But 7 fresh grams would equal a quarter dry so salad it up!
OzNikita
soupisforwinners
Also know that there are poisonous mushrooms that look just like these. So before you try the ones in you backyard make sure you are positiv
ThecommentFarmer
clashak
Shh ...natural selection
PrettyRick
I see myself as a positive guy.. can have some mushrooms now!?
FailFish
Does hiv positive make me imune?
JustAnotherBrett
Sure does! That's exactly what hiv does. Immune to everything!
GentlemanScientist
ESPECIALLY morels; more than half will kill you agonizingly.
ProjectKurtz
This is especially true in the US. There's multiple types of mushrooms that all look the exact goddamn same.
CjGlenn
They are only edible once
Funnyrain
The best way to check if you have poisonous mushrooms in your bunch is to boil them with an onion if the onion turns a black/green/blue (1)
Funnyrain
colour then you have a poisonous mushroom and the whole batch will be inedible.
JamalBooty
Have a friend try them first.
trinxter
3-4 of these grow wild. Most are farmed. Your backyard will never have much: learn enough from experts to look further.
TheClarinette
We find porcini, chanterelles, black trumpets, yellowfoot, sweet tooth and many others in Finland :)
ChefThranduil
We find morels in our backyard all the time, and lobster mushrooms (best dried) in our state park.
trinxter
you have been visited by the fairy of mushroom fortune
ChefThranduil
Tons of morels in MN
CreativeWritingJudge
All mushrooms are edible. Some are only edible once.
bigdog1983
Poison is also edible. Once.
davebeastly
bigdog1983
Anthonlee
Then why are you making the same joke
bigdog1983
nevermind
joebuck123
Greatest comment I've seen yet!
spicepoet
Don't forget the rest of Mr. Pratchett's quote, "One of the few times when a lifetime supply and lethal dose can be measured the same way."
Tusoq
There are old mushroom hunters and there are bold mushroom hunters... but there are no old, bold mushroom hunters
Cassiraa
France is bacon
pdxenburg
The Mistakee mushroom
StayingClassy
You saw that picture with the cool colored mushrooms?
insertclevernesshere
Damn stole my quote!
ireallyjustwantsomedamnpopcorn
LargeVarge
Good ol Pete Holmes.
ThatRussian
This list is missing a couple amazing mushrooms that taste delicious and have no poisonous mimickers but I don't know their English names.
trinxter
Find Russian articles on wikipedia, then click English version. Hedgehog, yellow foot, saffron milk cap, and gypsy: excellent mushrooms.
Upinthecold
Well... no.
Upinthecold
Tried biting through https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piptoporus_betulinus today... It is not poisonous but no chance in biting through
tomyironmane
... used as a razor strop... yyyeaaaah, you might have to cook that one for a day or two.
Upinthecold
And that is the soft side :-p
clashak
In alaska the yupik eskimos call it "eskimo cocaine". They burn it to a black and grey ash and mix it with snuff. Pretty good
Upinthecold
Oooh nice. What's the effect?
clashak
Enhances the tabacco, they have a store that sells the stuff. Black bull in anchorage