sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
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Congress today
puginarug
Turtle like ayyyyy you found me :)
madprincesspotato
I recognized myself so many times in this dump. Never happened before ?
jaymbelle
#2 ONLY a depressed person can do that. Who else eats that many babybels?!
J4nein4ne
@duckalet
KingCyrus
What do you mean old heads? Why is it losing heads? What is happening.
Nocturnis
From moulting its old skins
JustAMemeStealingTrashPanda
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
counterintel
Maybe octopuses shoo stupid fish away since they excel at camouflage and dont want derp ass fish bringing predators around.
MrShway88
funneydude
#17 I too, find kerning an adult passion
GenerallyLurkInBed
#6 this but my brain instead.
slotheroll
LordTurtle
saving that 'new turtle dropped' for later...
FukcTedCruz
#11 one version requires more clothes, while the other requires less clothes.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
#12 my English uncle insist on having a slice of Tasty ( a type of Australian cheddar, & YES it is) on his piece of fruit cake. It's fucked!
SLCtechie
SalutetheBoner
PostMoThoin
Magma is lava for hipsters
Markamanic
Lava is Igneous Rock for hipsters.
beastthatshines
Cuz it's underground! (Took me WAY too long to get that)
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
appleporpoise
They like it before it's cool
beastthatshines
WAY better than my interpretation, +1 for sure lol
parabolic000
Is that a garden eel? I don't know what their faces look like but it's got the right pose.
PistonATF
Cinderelly, Cinderelly
Bunhyung
#19 Three hours eveey night? Easy.
apoohneicie
Plllbt. Amateurs.
pinatafarmer
You guys need to start watching QI
Asoldasatoms
My friend doesn't know what you mean? Is it a series on netflix?
pinatafarmer
It's from the UK. It's a panel show with comedians. They have Quite Interesting facts. Some of it's on YouTube.
Asoldasatoms
Thanks