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If you happen across any funny comments, just tag me @Felman and I might add it in the next album.
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IG1: http://imgur.com/gallery/8Qfxf
IG2: http://imgur.com/gallery/tkEdB
IG3: http://imgur.com/gallery/Y26Zm
IG4: http://imgur.com/gallery/QTkrC
IG5: http://imgur.com/gallery/VYn3O
IG6: http://imgur.com/gallery/O9J73
IG7: http://imgur.com/gallery/kRh1m
IG8: http://imgur.com/gallery/Kjba7
IG9: http://imgur.com/gallery/k1CxS
IGX: http://imgur.com/gallery/HqniP
ender3000
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Chikkuri
Now that is a badass truck.
WontWorkNameIsTaken
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instantbeetle
Holy shit #8 my ex did this sometimes. I wouldn't reply in a 15 minute window so I was clearly not talking to her, not busy doing stuff.
NanoPi
#11's link is
porcupinebuttsniffer
damn I miss that stats bar
jzipkin1812
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RepostLord
These are so old they still have the upvotes/downvotes bar. But you kids probably don't remember the good old days.
Shardikprime
LASAAAAAAAAAAN
mizmoose
Oh god, I hate you. When I laugh really hard it makes my f'd up shoulder hurt. I have tears pouring down my face and my shoulder is on fire.
bigmikec
#24 why does your penis sleep with your cat?
Kevlar762
#18 - The USA doesn't even fall into the top 25... Unless he is wanting MORE murders in the USA.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
This post is cropped so fucking fantastically I kept scrolling when I reached the comment section, waiting to see more pictures.
RobocopsCock
Imgur patting itself on the back for making dull observations on various posts.
samuraialien
#20 is reddit. Can imgur really not tell a difference? There's at least 1 reddit screenshot in every imgur gold post.
ophirwaasdorp
I don't get the Tetris one, can someone explain?
SevenLeagueBoots
The one going to the Olympics is going to be the winner's podium. The comment references how the long piece is so rare to see in the game.
Erebus265
The answer to number 2 is no she has no talent
watchrinserepeat
it's like browsing imgur without the hassle of clicking Next Post>
MeepyMcMeepMeep
I'm mothafkn famous. #5
phenomanonymous
Is #6 this guy?
whoah
Hi, @whoah here. Sadly, no, this was in Ocean City, Maryland
uselessninja
You know you're on imgur too much when you know which gif is coming
P4P4G04T
Nailed it
MudCruiser
Definitely
whoah
My guy was black...Stereotypes are true sometimes
whoah
Uh and by "this" I meant my thing. No clue where these jabronis are
grapesforducks
> Hovering over link & laughing at guard's reaction. Bf asked what, started to watch & I clicked on it, saying "Just remembered I could make
grapesforducks
> it bigger!" He just started laughing until I realized what I had said. Cheers!
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Got any grapes?
Fancypantsicecream
I guess @whoah is the tsa agent who felt up a guy in that gif
whoah
Noop, mine was in a Maryland jail!
AnnaNimitee
I may or may not have tried hovering over one or two of those comment image links. I'm not proud.
ArdentSlacker
I tried clicking on an upvote to the right of the second set of share thingies. I too am not a bright man.
TheLastSpanishInquisitor
I may or may not have upvoted you for doing the same thing.
IWillNotComplyWithYourOppressiveSystemOfLabelling
Was going to post the same - glad I wasn't the only one
dirtysock12345
Imgur Gold = Reposting everything, but with the added twist of posting that picture's Top Comment along with it. Then taking all the credit.
Nntropy
Hey, this took work to assemble, and I enjoyed this gallery. And OP clearly isn't taking credit.
EvilMisantrophicPrincess
If a cougar can't take a six year old he deserves to starve.
PolaroidPuffin
This makes me happy because I witnessed some of these, firsthand
ZucchiniThunder
( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)
Fleecemaster
I missed most of these, makes me wonder if I'm a true Imigurian...
PolaroidPuffin
There's one where I question whether or not I was part of the chain of comments but remembered I commented on the next gallery
newblueshoes
if anyone was wondering what the gif was on #25 here it is
CommieShillPaidBySoros
While scientology is not accepted as a religion in Germany, they are still allowed to operate here, so #1 is kind of irrelevant.
NeynasGhost
Odinsday is Wednesday, bastardized from a variant spelling "Woden", if I recall correctly. Monday is "day of the moon", I think?
Meatspinner
Did you know that the English word "Wednesday" comes from a place in Sheffield where the locals would gather in the middle of the week?
manimatr0n
It comes from the Old Frisian "Wednesdei", introduced into Middle English around the 13th century.
Meatspinner
Even though it's now June, I May have tried to make a joke about Sheffield Wednesday...
RevolutionOnHerLips
I think that's supposed to be part of the joke of making wednesday after tuesday...
AverageSexGod
All hail glorious Odin!
manimatr0n
The "wednes" actually comes from some out of left field Frisian that leaked into English in the 13th century.
Allrighty
Are you sure? I think they already called it that in Old English, and that was pretty similar to Old Frisian anyway.
manimatr0n
No, Woden in OE is Woden. Old Frisian, by the by, used "Wednesdai", which was introduced into the newish ME in the 13th century.
SgtMeowenstein867
That's interesting. How did you come to know that information?
manimatr0n
I came across it b/c I'm a polytheist with a focus on Scottish and Anglo-Saxon beliefs. As for the info itself: /a/Jb8JN
manimatr0n
Summary of the wiki screenshots: OE wednesday is Wodnesdæg. ME is when Wednesday appeared first, & Old Frisian has an attested "wednesdei"
anotherrelevantusername
In German Wednesday is Mittwoch. Literally "middle of the week"...
ChronologicalMyopia
Litterally the most german thing since the invasion of Poland.
33YearOldManBaby
In Danish we call Wednesday "onsdag" derived directly from Odin.
MyMothersDaughter
That's what we call it in Swedish too. Scandinavians unite!
AlwaysDownvotePrincessBride
SAME WITH NORWEGIAN.
ChronologicalMyopia
Same with English! Mr. Wednesday is prolific.
33YearOldManBaby
SCANDINAVIA, FUCK YEAH!!!
ButtholeMarsBarDispenser
Username relevant +1
AlwaysDownvotePrincessBride
SADLY, LINKS CANNOT BE TYPED UP IN FULL CAPS.
NothingsPerfect
Came here to say just that. Sun Day, Moon Day, Tyr's Day, Odin's Day, Thor's Day, Frige's Day and Saturn's Day...
SmoothSaline
The Norwegian word for saturday is derived from what (directly translated) means "wash-day", which was the time of week when we'd wash.
SnickSnackPaddyWhack
Thought it was a bunch of random gods, Sun Day, Moon Day, Zeus Day, Venus Day, Thor's Day, Freya's Day, Saturn Day
manimatr0n
Sunna's Day, Mani's Day, Tiw's Day, Woden's Day, Thunor's Day, Freya's Day, Sæternesdæg. It's all Anglo-Saxon.
SnickSnackPaddyWhack
so it's definitely NOT Thor's Day?
Irminsul773
A lot of people tend to forget the English were pagan too.
manimatr0n
Everyone was. Some of us are working to bring it back instead of bullshit newage and wiccan junk.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
same but Freya's day, Norse goddess of sex
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Accurate
Thesaya
Frige is Frej who is Freja's brother, he is who the day is named after.
namelessfish
Sexday
ChronologicalMyopia
TGIF
NothingsPerfect
Not sure why they threw a Roman god in at the end when all the rest are Norse
GoodGuyRiggs
From what I have been told Odin and Saturn have some similar traits and origin stories. Although I haven't read anything that confirms this
manimatr0n
It's actually from the OE Sæternesdæg. While a reference to Saturn, it wasn't a random Roman inclusion.
NeynasGhost
Well, "Sun" and "Moon"...nobody in particular. Maybe it's Apollo and Diana.
manimatr0n
"Sunna" and "Mani", Anglo-Saxon sun and moon gods.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
We call it "Lørdag" up north. Apparently from "laugardagr" that meant Washing day.
thebiggestblackestdick
Because the Romans added it