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Foffett
Oath
notsurewhoIam
As a kiwi I'm sick of looking up the globe to you "down under " cunts. We are "down under " not you.
Quizzlixx
It's my favorite word :3
Shoum
AllOutofNut
Thanks, ya cunt
mastodoff0
Shouldn't this be upside down?
Popyachopinafan
MissNY
Poetry
thatsmyfetish69
Gotta call a cunt a cunt when they cunt the whole thing up. Fuck!
bladderinfection
Now that I think about it, I did use it twice today. Thanks, you magnificent cunt!
jigglypuffusedpound
GraeYstaG237
theimgurappsucksballs
Awomdy
Eh, he's a kiwi. Close enough.
m2inla
Aussies get royalties when people from other countries say it.
RiverRoyal
Strange? I thought you cunts wanted rid of anything to do with Royalty?
kbloodless
Still a cunting commonwealth
AZJackeen
As an Irishman living in the US, I too embrace the uptick in the use of the word here. About time these cunts got with the program.
GlenL
They elected the biggest cunt on the planet, that wasn't enough?
missymischief13
It’s so fuckin good right?! I’m Aussie, BF is American... it’s music to my ears!!! Also appreciating more frequent use of “fuckwit”
missymischief13
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
Probably would have been more popular if we didn't first turn it into a derogatory word for women.
Chakra5
Get doge up uze???!!!! Me no want. NO want k?
BattleSalad
It's almost like we finally found the appropriate targets for it.
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
They were here all along, people just pussy footed around using such “vulgar” words.
JennyIronTeeth
There useless at using it
JennyIronTeeth
RiverRoyal
56 uses of “cunt” in this post and comment section so far (including this one)
johnnyratbastard
whatrhymeswithsilver
The Australian way is to call your mate a cunt, but call a cunt mate. By that logic, those who invaded the capitol are mates.
Devolv3
Depends The shorter the mate, the worse it is. Really hit that 't' hard, don't elongate the vowel and they'll be feeling it for generations.
whatrhymeswithsilver
Agreed. There's a big difference between a drawn out "maaaaaaate" and a short and punchy "maTE" that speaks volumes in the correct context.
DLOBREWSKY
God I wanted to move to AU just to use that word more freely
sirlapins
don't be fooled, swearing is a crime in aussie. the low & the high mostly swear the majority seldom
IsThereAProblemOfficer
It's such a diverse word, if you're cool you're a good cunt, if you treat others poorly, dog cunt, ect ect
JohnnyDeppsIllegalDogs
nice: good cunt, sick cunt. bad: shit cunt etc
Mindshard
I've been using that word for years, you cunt.
BaklavaMatatas
I use cunt in German sentences, get on my level
TheSilverSeraph
Well done. Honorary Aussie citizenship for you!
therealbardman
Don’t call that cunt a cunt, you cunt.
CuntsAreFun
Nah yeh, you're a sick cunt.
HillCountryRambler
Username checks out.
Timbagg3d
I used to hate that word, but then I met so people who are cunts, I had to start using it. It’s now a go to
HillCountryRambler
Yeah nah, cunt. Me too. Have my 3rd grade teacher to thank for teaching it to me.
AdultPersistentAngst
I've been calling fellow Americans cunts since before it was cool.
thespyisdead
So... Like... Befor they got their independance? Damn you old
Kukiniloa
Cunt fancies himself a trendsetter
3141592pancake
Ooh, look at you, you trailblazer!
AdultPersistentAngst
I'm ahead of the curvy women or whatever the phrase is :)
Mindshard
That word is gunt.
therealbardman
We got a real hipster bad ass over here!
iSellTeenyTinyFrogGreenBabyCoffins
I’ve been calling them cunts since 2016
Probablyimaginary
1999 here kiddo. Cunts for days skeet-sheets.
BeckyNosferatu
That's about when I started using it too, though more frequent around 2008ish XD
funnyinthehead
They still only use it as a noun, though, when it's so much more versatile than that
Sabru25
Lesson for the world: If you want to know just how versatile swear words can be... give it to Australians and just listen.
goldensnapper
Don’t cunting tell them about the other ways to use it.
Pestilenceisone
Cunts fucked
Fordbot
Stop cunting around
CockKnocker2000
Utterly cunted
shartedatmysonsgraduation
My personal favourite; ‘Maria, what is it you cuntface’ from Sound of Music.
DocNitro
Cunt cuntingly cunted the cunting cuntface?
Nyxilydian
strapontin
As in the expression: fuck all this, let's get cunt-eyed drunk tonight.
elbowdeepinadictator
Oooh...this one I like!
kozzillakilla
I get the sentiment but that’s... an upsetting visual.
rottingcarcasswithmaggots
Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, cunt-eyed Joe?
Billyjimjoejohngerryjosephgeorgejames
We have you cunts to thank for that.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I so wish that word was as socially acceptable here as it is in Australia.
Benruryefri
Cheers cunt
Warmpeanutbutter
If two cunts cheers is it called scissoring?
NLOVNI
Oh yeah.
AlwaysFokenSavage
Nah you guys havent used it as a verb yet. Like having a mad cunting time. Or they are cunting morons.
mav81
It will take time, but we are cunting resilient people. I have hopes
fartytowels
My best friend & former flatmate (a ballet school principal) introduced me to the verb. She’s a tiny little doll with blonde ringlets (1/2)
fartytowels
who once screamed “move your cunting car!” to our neighbour who had parked in front of our garage. I nearly died laughing.
fartytowels
Correction: I guess this was an adjective in this case. My cunting mistake.
wo1fie
We love Australia <3 you bunch of cunts
FMan5
And Jim Jeffries.
1beer2beer3bear4what
I dunno I think us Scots used cunt first, the downunders just popularized it.
IupvoteAussies
The rest of us can understand when they say it
genbrant
As a brit I get jealous that the aussies seem to have claimed the word everyone here uses it in the same way too!
explainer
Cunts cunted
Dudewhosaysrad
*tear* You’re welcome
CallieOpal
Credit where credit is due, quite a few of us cunts've been watching The Boys.
Subatomic7
I think it's more because of that orange cunttbh.
icommentwithsteveharvey
But he lacks the warmth and depth
mudflaprubberneck
Credit: jimmy carr
WasThatABadger
I have used the word cunt for much less than that orange cuntwaffle
hamburgerous
Yeah nah fuck off hey, the Brits have been using cunt just as much as our friends down under for years.
obnoxiousfox
ha I don't know. I think Americans use it as a more extreme word, just now it is more appropriate for all the cunts
MechanizedAttackPidgeon
Typically yes, but too many people here treat even the word "shit" as offensive. (Customers at work have reported me for vulgarity for it)
MechanizedAttackPidgeon
I use fuck now, if im getting pulled aside for it, might as well use my favorite word while Im at it.
obnoxiousfox
well, shit
Frothington
[Cunts Internally}
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viblis
My roommate has adopted "Oi, cunt" as his preferred greeting.
chinesemario
Cunts internationally*
therealbardman
*wipes tear
TheSilverSeraph
Anatomically correct
HenryLongfellowIII
Ideally, yes. Though prolapse is a possibility.
Dryheat
sheeeiit
Why the 2 different brackets?
HenryLongfellowIII
TheSilverSeraph
It’s an Australian thing. It’s called cunty brackets
BanjoTheAussie
I have to say, really think we could use a better flag.
auspanda
Golden wattle flag is my fav alt - http://www.goldenwattleflag.com/
gljames24
Flag Referendum you say? The Vexologist in me would love that.
SanshinDojo
I agree. Something without the Union Jack.
CptJohnYossarian
NGL I kinda like the one with the indigenous flag in the corner
SirBillington
A kangaroo with boxing gloves fighting an emu with a machine gun. You're welcome
SanshinDojo
Needs a couple of deadly snakes and spiders, too.
girlsdontp00p
The snakes are fucking in the background