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DarkMagic1516
love how women get all these toys and shit for years and then suddenly men get something and its all "OH HELL NAAAHHHH"
DarkMagic1516
like if your worried about a machine replacing you maybe you should make yourself unreplacable, that's what men have done for years.
masterchief
It's almost as if different women can have different thoughts and opinions. Shocker...
BobBelcherBurger
Can't be a dishwasher, if it's in the dishwasher.
RobertLSU
What if I don't have kids and already do all of those other things myself
SunBrolem
you're in luck because the only thing that ho is bringing to the table is a warm hole anyway
YourLocalSatanist
"Should we ban sex robots (or "rape robots) while we can?" This is an actual article. Kill me now, please.
NutshellGulag
I am fine with never being in a relationship with someone who buys a sex doll. They've got nothing for me, and I've got nothing for them.
ChuckWeiss
Just because you can contract does not mean you'd.
2cusswords
You'll
Xannos
Women are gettin rattled that sex dolls might make guys put up with way less shit in the future ????
aesthesia1
Theres already sex dolls...?
sloanflow
Her grammar is atrocious.
duntouchme
imean, have you ever seen black people twitter? they are worse than pidgin
AgamemnonsMemes
People acting like you can't have both. If you can have a vibrator, whats the difference?
LittleKnownOne
Because women are sex positive, liberated beings. Men are dirty nasty evil vile oppressive animals who only have \value if a woman allows it
Sneekybreeki
Not that I even remotely want a sex doll, but what if I could do my own laundry, cook clean, and make my own home and don't want kids?
remycrane
If you also don't crave romantic human companionship, I think you're the ideal market!
SunBrolem
Then you're set my guy, because all this ho brings to the table is a warm hole anyway.
cousteau
Before sex dolls: Oxford comma. After sex dolls: no Oxford comma.
THRILLHOUSE69
I feel like she isn't the type to wash dishes or do laundry
CamelSpotter
I feel like her definition of cooking is microwaving old, Chinese takeout.
WorthEveryPenny
And making a home is getting bored and blowing 500 bucks on new shutter blinds
TheosophicBlues
I mean, dildos didn't lead to men becoming obsolete. There really isn't anything to worry about.
SunBrolem
Because dildos don't earn paychecks and pay for everything. Sex is a fairly unimportant role men play for women.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
There is a significant sized element of imgur that really resents women. Jesus Christ guys
chicagochick
The front page always get hit with fat women shaming... hardly ever fat men are treated as badly
Superwomanwithtities
Imgur is male and white, and therefore has right-wing elements and they gang together to form a post patterns to impressionable men here.
somepoorjerk
Wow.
booboobabybox
Just finished reading the comments
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
It's crazy isn't it? Makes you wonder what some of them are like at home. Probably completely different cos they're afraid to say it irl
booboobabybox
I hope that most of them just are unhappy in their life situations and direct their angry thoughts towards an easy target. It’s a little
booboobabybox
Scary though TBH.
booboobabybox
Scary for the same reason any hateful extremism is scary.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Especially given how much time they spend studying the blade
coolhwip46
As a sex doll, I am offended by this.
LeaRae90
Any guy who is more interested in a sex doll than a real woman isn't exactly gonna be prime pickings, anyway.
d0o0o0d
A women who can't offer more than a sex doll can isn't gonna be prime pickings, either.
ajax111
As long as shitty guys are happily removing themselves from the gene pool I'm cool with it, tbh.
SunBrolem
Calls guys who don't want to put up will bullshit to get sex "shitty guys", can't comprehend why they would ever think that way.
CometLaHal
the comment didnt specify d0o0o0od as an example shitty guy. there are definitely undesirable men(and women) in existence. Or would you deny
SunBrolem
Of course I wouldn't deny that. But the assertion that anyone who buys one of these is a shitty human being is absurd and churlish.
doggobell
Agreed.
reijigin
I would like to note that "we aren't here to cook" and "only we can cook" are still two diff groups of women. We aren't a hive vagina yet.
reijigin
YET!
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
I'm still trying to get the math on it. We got the pulley system rigged but we haven't got enough cobra venom yet. We've got a ways to go.
Tamedsquall
We're just a stones throw away from blade runner house hunnies.
eruditic
Yea, but, this...https://youtu.be/FLEkEFaZd0c
Andalite
A robot won't lie about being on birth control which means I won't have any kids to clean up after
rubbermonkey55
yup, robot won't poke holes in condoms. You don't have to worry about any of that 'stealthing' BS
jery007
Are we really at a point in our civilization where banging some plastic is preferable to the company of the opposite sex?
scatter
Well to be fair, I've been on dates with people that have less personality than a sex doll.
Superwomanwithtities
Step outside the echo chamber, you'll find that the answer is no. Humans, including men crave more than a cum dump.
iZallen
Not really. But one of them is much easier to obtain than the other.
LookingLikeASnack
For some people. yes. Not that plastic and real people are NECESSARILY mutually exclusive. Masturbatory aids have been around for a while.
BeautifulSynonym
Thinking about opening a brothel with just sex dolls. Since it's not tech prostitution, should be ok. Calling it "Loopholes". Any investors?
Acefowl
"You'll are"...
murkem
This kills the me.
Andalite
Probably meant "y'all"
RemarkablyRegularRob
y'all're
tygerpsimatrix
Rush hour flashback -
LtBacon
I'm honestly surprised no one else caught that
maniacalmacaroni
Took me like 12 seconds to get past that.
maniacalmacaroni
My brain kept trying to form the words into something that made sense, but it couldn't.
thanksfoenothing
These women worried a sex doll is going to take their man must have some deep seeded psychological issues.
Assassinite
Or shes not a very good partner
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
I wouldn’t want to date someone who wasted money on a sex doll, nor would I want to date a woman who was threatened by one.
PrincessAnus
i'm one of these women. hi. i have deep psych issues. i know a sex doll WONT steal my bf... but i still worry.
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
You can always suggest a threesome if it happens.
PrincessAnus
possibly sadly for my bf, i dont do threesomes. ever. i did. once! and it ruined an otherwise healthy relationship.
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
I mean, if you're about to get replaced by a sex bot, what have you got to lose?
PrincessAnus
true.
baconandplagues
Seated*
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
I know this is right but I'm starting to think deep seeded makes more sense, eventually it'll take root.
baconandplagues
It does.
WhiteningMcClean
It's already growing on me
thanksfoenothing
It may branch out.
TwoManyPuppies
Y'all are scaring us away. Not all of ya but men are like, miss me with the risk of that craziness.
jellyonrooster
Or getting accused of rape just because you regretted having sex
ANUS2K14
I'm so sick and tired of this obnoxious paranoia, I had countless sexual partners in college and not once got accused of anything.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
And before someone says it's more common than shark attacks, you people make it seem like it's a 65% chance it'll happen every time.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Statistically an incredibly low occurrence. It's like getting eaten by sharks, not really as much a thing as people are scared of it.
TheDrunkenWrench
The fact that there's a chance to make all the correct moves and still lose is what's terrifying. Miss me with that Kobayashi Maru shit.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
There is a chance to do everything correctly and still lose at everything. You can be doing literally perfectly aaaaaand random guy 1/2
SunBrolem
Imagine there was a room. In this room, there are a hundred baskets. In 99 of them, there is a peanut M&M. In one of them, there is a>>>
SunBrolem
>>>live cobra. The baskets are covered and you cannot see inside them. The only way to know which basket has an M&M or the cobra is to>>>
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
More accurate analogy (assuming relationship is goal not one not stand) in 99999999 baskets is a grand prize suited to your tastes 1/2
RheaButt
I think it’s a response to the neckbeards who actually say that sex dolls will replace all women
thanksfoenothing
Biologically speaking, men would be easier to replace.
RheaButt
We’re not talking about biology so
chicagochick
This.There are videos of men saying "watch out women youre about to be replaced" i have yet to see a video of women saying the same aboutmen
Stegaosaurus
When sex dolls start getting jobs as well we'll have bigger problems than sex dolls replacing men.
thanksfoenothing
I guess my response would be; Well... Bye.
fazariStar
this is so stupid...i can't....
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
99.9% are jokes. You got baited.
RheaButt
But the post is just a humorous response to the ones who aren't like incels
NotTodayBro438
If youre a women and you are replaced by a sex doll, maybe its time to reevaluate what you arent bringing to the table
JPDG13
Yep.
RichieMuenster
AriBerri55
Seriously. There’s something wrong if a lifeless toy with a hole is replacing you as a partner.
LeoDoCrime
Don't put this on the person 'being replaced'. In this case of a man leaves a woman for a sex doll, he just wants to fuck a whole, not a gf
rubbermonkey55
well for one thing the sex doll can't say no.
Loser37
No, I think it's time for the woman to reevaluate the kind of man she's with who would prefer a robot to a human person
Imgurusername23
mjjt
Sandwiches?
QuietImIncognitus
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
The real shitty thing is a lot of women just bring their presence and that's it but their boyfriend has list to fufill
Neverwhen
If you're a guy who prefers a sex doll to an actual human, maybe it's time to take a good look at your life and choices.
Skaldi
I dont think its about preference its more about that or nothing at all People that use these arent replacing they wouldnt otherwise.
Skaldi
Limited characters and such, might not get what im saying. I mean without sex dolls, they probably wouldnt be with a woman anyway
justthoughtyousholdknow
This. As a woman if a man wants a sex doll it's about him. Not me.
d0o0o0d
I recall some people expressing a very similar sentiment about people who were worried about their jobs being taken by illegals.
ILoveTomHiddleston
Ohohoh
HypnoChanger
That's only really a 1 to 1 comparison if you are talking about prostitutes and gold diggers.
Un0riginalComment
Lol day took'r jerbs
jrellis462
Ehdurkaderr
Un0riginalComment
Cockadoodledoo!
Althox00
Who is this person who lost a job to an illegal? A professional fruit picker?
TanFlo
But that was people replacing people, this is inanimate object replacing people. If you're getting replaced by a sex doll, re-evaluation 1/2
TanFlo
2/2 needs to happen. A suggestion would be don't be so vain, if that's a no-go, then don't complain about what happens when the box comes in
TanFlo
InquisitorLexaeloftheOrdoHereticus
"If your factory job is getting replaced by a robot arm that can literally stamp weld doors for days without food or water, what are you 1/2
InquisitorLexaeloftheOrdoHereticus
not bringing to the table?"
DaisukeAramaki
I mean, I agree but I also think cybernetic enhancement should be an option soooo yeah
SunBrolem
Listen, if they make a sexbot that gives a blowjob that puts you on another plane of enlightenment, then we can compare.
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
A sex bot can only be for sex. A human has potential to do more than just sex. If you're replaced by that, you're only good for sex, so why1
IAimtoMisbehaveNotLikeThatOtherSpacePirate
If you're a man and you're replaced by a dildo, maybe its time to reevaluate what you aren't bringing to the table
Tallywort
So? big whoop, I masturbate, she masturbates, now she got a toy to do so better.
Skaldi
So i dont get it, thats already possible... and no one is bitching about it. So whats your point, other than being upset?
IAimtoMisbehaveNotLikeThatOtherSpacePirate
Im not upset. Just reversing the statement to show how crude and silly it is. ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
Skaldi
I dont see either as crude or silly. Youre no different than some ass hole saying "not all men!" Or "if this was a woman itd be different"
IAimtoMisbehaveNotLikeThatOtherSpacePirate
That's the point.
Skaldi
So the point is its just as bafflingly stupid. Good job.
MrDirtyEars
One day in the near future a couple will get divorced and the woman will get his sex doll.
SexualConsent
Truly a crime against manhood
nateglen350
Noooooooooooooo.
Unprofessionalphotographer
ILoveTomHiddleston
Hahaajahahahaha yes pls.
Munchman347
One day they'll both be sex dolls...
Quigleypuff
Next season on Black Mirror...
CongratsYouAreHereNow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMd9F4knILQ
chosen10
SaltEverywhere
I mean one episode wasn't specifically about a sex doll, but they had an android capable of sex
girouxsniper
wot if ya mum ran on batteries
MindRape
You called it. I'll speak your name into the void of user sub when it happens @MrDirtyEars
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
l'appelle du vide
ViolentWatcher1234
Well Karen I don’t see your dildo changing the oil in your car now do I ?
ImAlwaysRelevantLOL
Nah the guy Karen's cheating with changes her oil
ForeveraKritik
Fucken Karen, smh
Keydan
Can't change oil, but there isn't a shelf I can't reach or a jar I can't open!
TamariaMontgomery
Yo, I change my own oil.
theheebs25
but if it could that would be a fucking impressive dildo
FinalSigma101
Why's the name always 'Karen'?
FunkomaticTrashCompactor
beatingoffinfrontofapegasus
I don't want to be friends with the 13 karens that downvoted this comment
MadMerlyn
No, but it sure can pull the dents out of the hood real good.
BababaMoooya1
Lol
alovelypintofguinness
Read it like Bricktop
newdoug2017
pixelpropaganda
SirBlades
Its always Karen.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Well TBF there’s a difference between that and a full body sex Toy
remycrane
All these dudes commenting really don't see a difference between a small vibrating stick and a full size realistic rubber girl's body?
remycrane
Y'all are delusional
nateglen350
Please explain.
Lookatmyemailaddress
Elaborate
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
The only difference is the amount of space it occupies
GoodGameYoungLad
Not really
MundaneFinality
Thats the biggest hypocrisy about this. Sex toys are perfectly acceptable for women, but creepy and perverted for men.
remycrane
In this case female sex toys are little sticks that vibrate. Male sex toys are realistic rubber women. Biiiiig creepy difference
ManaNoBananas
We nicknamed her Uncanny Sally.
remycrane
Nobody gives a shit about a fleshlight or a prostate massager because they're not inherently horrifying like a rubber corpse
CaptainSquared
I'm all for both sexes having toys to enhance pleasure...i just don't know how I'd feel having a fairly realistic looking lady in my closet.
socalwarrior
Mine looks fairly realistic. Totally.
nobodylikesmyname
You don't keep her in the closet. You cuddle with her in your twin sized bed in your mom's basement.
Twiggeh
Honestly, i'd probably have to get a safe to hide it in. You never know when somebody feels like snooping around..
CaptainSquared
Lean it precariously to freak out whoever is snooping with a cup of marbles. Immediate alert they're snooping and will embarrass them for it
samsonguy920
That's one way to describe your husband's mistress.
CaptainSquared
She typically hides under the bed
ImADildo
I'm doing my fucking best, okay?!
pookieeatworld
J
Deseno
Your best Is all that we ask of you, dear.
IGetItFrenchClass
SofticeAllan
Omg this is the Best!
ElsasIceDildo
Shhhh... It's ok, just... Let it go...
blahblahghost
Oh hey bud, cya later *wink*
Un0riginalComment
Or up some dudes butt
gatharen
Username checks out
Yeraton
Beetlejuicing
SnipSnapCrabAttack
This is beautiful.
Jameszombob
I lol'd. You got me. +1
BergVonDinkle
MundaneFinality
Hey, youre the guy who fucks my wife a couple times a week. And also everyone else's wife. And some of their husbands.
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
Shhh. We know, and we love you for it.
Murrdogg
Even when you're a pain in the ass :D
iHveNoCleverName
realmdweller
GGNbatv
Why did I read this in his voice lol
isavedlatin2x
I don’t know why this made me laugh so much
drmediocrity
A sex doll probably costs a lot less than a real woman too...
TheBlackob
You have to consider the duration. A high-end doll can cost more than 10k
DeakVanNyke
plus cheap maintenance and little to no supplies consumption.
donttalktomeihaventhadmycoffee
It shuts up when you want it to too.
Ellkyi
Sex doll will handle all of that plus more without all the bitching and nagging!
onewingedangel919
And if you stab her to death you dont go to prison
KillingTlme
Use that money to get a cook, a maid, and a nanny.
TwoManyPuppies
Good timing for these to hit the market. Real women are losing it and goin lifetime solo has become tempting. Poor normal women. Too risky
LemmingAttack
Only money though. Not like it costs your soul.
bigfloppydonkydong
Lifetime supply of hookers and bourbon is cheaper than a wife
mjjt
True dat
Ghostwheel77
As a former divorce attorney, I can honestly say that this is not always the case.
d0o0o0d
A sex doll won't decide "she can do better" and take half your stuff.
nateglen350
A good one 5 grand. I searched for a friend.
Notmybeardedladynotmycarnival
Probably...?
SickOfThisCessPool
"Why is there a vagina in the sink?"
UnsolicitedRichardPicture
devmartel
I saw a documentary on them and watching the technician replace the vagina was about as surreal as it gets.
joc101
Assassinite
One time purchase, no recurring payments, no chance of it becoming sentient and murdering you in your sleep then taking the kids to her moms
bpsr2000
*low chance of sentience and nocturnal murder.
lovepuppy415amnd
What happens when it stops working?
Assassinite
....... I'm going to keep that answer to myself
Slander7
Resale value to necrophiliacs skyrockets. You can't lose.
ElbowDeepInACat
Then it’ll be just like a real woman
klucky
You bought sex doll kids? Thats a little fucked up.
newdoug2017
ImJustFuckingHere
Not as fucked up as using real kids
merlinious
But legal! .... i tgink
scatter
Well if it's not going to murder me in my sleep then what's the point?
Assassinite
Sex?
scatter
If I wanted sex with something that didn't move or make noise, I'd get back with my ex.
SexualConsent
Heyoooooo *brofive*
Assassinite
I'll get you a shovel then
numonster
I and the enjoyment of my vagina cost only time, emotions and not being a cunt. I'm happy to pay my own way. Believe I'm not alone in this.
MechanusIncarnate
"time is money." ~Common speech
BroadFjord
Only kind of girl I'll date. Hopefully once enough guys give up on dating, you'll become the rule rather than the exception
BroadFjord
I will say geography plays a huge role in dating expectations though
scnottaken
I'm just happy people who contribute nothing to society except vanity should be on their way out. Insta "models" gone overnight.
jsktrogdor
Bitter much?
SecondTomorrow
Voyeurism will never die.
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
Nope. People will still want to look at/watch others.
feanoreldar
I can't stand others. I wish you were all dead.
Un0riginalComment
*masterbate to
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
What do you contribute to society?
CatSingularity
I, for one, provide a service for monetary value.
myfirstaccountwasshadowbanned
His name? Albert Einstein. Maybe you've heard of him?
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Was he the guy that caused all the commotion on the bus?
myfirstaccountwasshadowbanned
Yes, then everyone clapped.
poochyena
what is with this website and the hatred of instagram models?
AnAccountToPostThis
I dont hate them, i hate the society that enables someone to make a career based entirely on being vapid and fake.
poochyena
what is wrong with that?
AnAccountToPostThis
They are objectivly bad traits to have and we as a society are now rewarding that for some reason. Thats stupid.
GoodGameYoungLad
There's no such thing as an ig model...why do ppl say that like it's a real job title lol they're just cute chicks taking pictures
merlinious
If they make money, it's a job
GoodGameYoungLad
So by your logic sex trafficking, and selling drugs is a job, also what about robbers they get money too is what they do a job?
poochyena
are you really that out of touch with reality or are you joking? People make money doing that. Its a job for many
GoodGameYoungLad
Ppl are also making money selling drugs and sex but you don't see those listed under marketable traits either