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I just had my first ultrasound this morning. Despite photographic evidence, I still don't feel pregnant. But now that it's much more certain I feel comfortable starting to sew and knit baby clothes. My favorite part is that you can already see his/her hands! Looks like they're waving hello.
Testing365
Nice job! Congratulations. :)
FadingEcho
Congrats! Wishing you a comfortable (as possible) pregnancy and a safe delivery!
margaretolson
My automatic reaction to this is ALWAYS “oh fuck what are you gonna do?” Then I remember many people plan this. Congrats!
TinaMarie16
A SEX TROPHY!!!! ? Congratulations!! Best of luck!!
ChaosFrostV
If you swim you are now a human submarine
jacquescouscous
Congrats! Hopefully mine goes well.
TheQueenOfTheSloths
Being pregnant didn’t seem real to me until I could feel my girls moving. Even looking at the ultrasound there was a disconnect in my brain
SienRaak
It takes a while for the brain to catch up with what the rest of your body’s known for months. The brain likes to think it’s in charge.
PandaPlop
Shouldn’t you blur out your baby’s face for privacy? What if we recognize them on the streets?!
dangerousmelon
Tbh I'm not all certain OP is being on the up-and-up with the timeline. I swear I saw this baby mugging a fella.
Konfys
Paoloc0mments
Ah little baby Covid.
trikucian
I got pregnant before the quarantine
Amwaysalesdept
Congratulations! That is a human life and it is special.
GrumpyOldMillennial
FooBear408
No kids for me, thanks.
CityMorgueYouKillEmWeChillEmHowMayIHelpYou
I don’t think it hit for me that I was truly pregnant until I felt my baby move for the first time. Hope everything goes well for you
AmberosiaL
If you think you are having a hard time accepting you are pregnant, just wait until you have the baby. Accepting you have a baby is even 1/
AmberosiaL
Worse/harder? Stoked for you! You are in for a hell of a ride. Roll with the punches!!! Celebrate every part you want and dont let anyone 2/
AmberosiaL
Downplay those exciting moments for you!
TheMazzy
Congratulation
playswithf1re
it's a parasite!
topbreak38
As House would say: it's a parasite. One day it'll come out, you'll name it, dress it up, & take it on playdates with other little parasites
trikucian
Yup, a cute little parasite. Really weirded me out seeing him moving on the ultrasound
lynnluna
Wait until you see the hand push your belly.
Jonr1222
I once saw my son's foot move across her belly that shit was freaky as hell, if she fell asleep on me sometimes I could feel him move FREAKY
lynnluna
*exaggerated gagging noise*
bimbumbim
I'm 7 months pregnant and still can't believe it
ImpliedConsent
Get all the sleep now. Sincerely, new dad.
LadyNaween
Congratulations :) Get rest while you still can ^^
User1044
faoltastic
Not exactly what I was looking for but definitely close enough to the mark.
DontTazeMeBrah
C141Clay
This is WONDERFUL!
edenknitty
I felt pregnant from like 6 weeks on! Have a great pregnancy! When the kicking starts... It feels so much more immediate!
IAMBATWANG
I felt pregnant very early too. Currently ten weeks along with hyperemesis since 5 weeks. Living in my own special kind of hell.
edenknitty
Dude, that sucks. I didn't get that, but I was on modified bed rest for six weeks... I watched all the daytime television.
eraphim
Wife traumatized our son with the kicking/punching when you could finally see it. Refused to come out of him room the rest of the day.
edenknitty
Seems fair
HouseOfEvil
You will soon have two skeletons inside of you. Let that sink in.
puppyflips
What the hell does it want now
ThatWasntNeat
DjNeHi
TheCon707
Wait hold up... Did you and the stork... oh no! Better tell your spouse!
proracing53
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
What if it was in vitro ?
khora
What if it was the divine spirit?
analnipple666
Maybe it's Maybelline
ryecurry9000
Bold of you to assume, could have had IVF and a doner
Terayon
Or just IVF, or IUI, depends in the couple
trikucian
Nope, we got lucky, first try, apparently I'm quite fertile
lilEinsteinandtheOverStimulatedProstates
Still counts
St0ckh01m5yndr0m3
Congratulations on the cream pie
SwoopNasty
Preggo porn....mmm
BANNEDFaceTurnedHeel
You pay extra for that.
root1657
For 18+years...
TrapsAreIllegal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvZpFItnaSM
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
I'm saying this to the next pregnant lady I see irl
fbutt09
Everyone loves a bit of cream pie.
silentwolf1999
Coconut or Banana?
q2grapple
Protein
Jonr1222
20 bucks says it a boy
trikucian
Update: she is a girl
Jonr1222
Congrats!!!!!!!!!!
Jonr1222
I had 20 bucks riding on this.
trikucian
You can donate it to her RESP :p
Jonr1222
Pm me how it works! If I googled the right thing has some thing to do with education.
trikucian
I've been defaulting to using male pronouns so far. But I'm holding off on sewing anything with monster truck prints until I know for sure
icantaloupe
16 weeks with twin girls. I did the same thing. Never know. Congratulations ^.^
AutoBat
My wife Loves Monster trucks. They dont have to be gender specific
IAmTheFarmer
That girl will love monster truck jammies
DoctorDanielJackson
The first quarantennial.
Midni8Toker
Coronial
18Litre
Coronial *
MrRemakes
*Corona Blipper
trikucian
Ugh I hate that's the generation this baby will be in. I got pregnant before the quarantine
iamlegendinjapan
I always tell people we got pregnant before it was cool
Noved
ugh SAME! According to the date (on Wikipedia) the corona virus and my baby have the EXACT same conception date! Now a 'covid baby'
rainbowcoloredpoop
Same here. 21 weeks, putting it solidly before quarantine, but they're still gonna be lumped in with the quarantine babies.
TakamiStitches
I too am at 21 weeks!
rainbowcoloredpoop
Pregnancy buddieees
DALLASLAVOWNER
First Rule: Don't watch alien until the second trimester
sherreb
Same! I'm 25 weeks! And my baby will still be in that damn category.
Mordacity
Saaaaame. I'll be 30 weeks this Wednesday! Congrats OP!!
Ferlin7
My son was born in January. He'll be lumped in too. ?
raineryuzaki
Same here it’s bullshit. Is this your first? I’m due in 2 months and it’s pretty scary with the lockdown measures :(
RavensMaster
I gave birth 4 days ago, it wasn't half as scary as I thought it was going to be. You got this!
Ikindawantsoup
Get a pregnancy pillow. Don't wait. You'll sleep much better.
FayeWillow
Halleh-to-the-ujah 8 months into my 3rd pregnancy, it's just so comfy and cuddly!
trikucian
Does it help with heartburn?
n0o0o0o
Eat vanilla ice cream, not a lot but especially on days you have nasty heartburn or can't keep anything down
Ikindawantsoup
Also try to sleep on your left side and finish eating a couple hours before bed.
FayeWillow
Put a blanket or something under the head. I waited until my 3rd preg to use Tums... No idea why, it's the best. Chewable for the win.
trikucian
I use mint tums, its usually good enough
ImpliedConsent
Talk to your OB, my wife has issues with this and they told her to take something. I believe famotidine. Used to say ranitidine.
Ikindawantsoup
I've heard raising the headboard does. Ask your ob if you can have something stronger like zantac. That went a long way when I had my first.
LaserDolphin
Yogurt before laying down helped me a lot with heartburn!
JollySassyOperaSinger
This is solid advice. I got mine at 19 weeks, wish I had it from day 1. Used it til about 2 months postpartum too!
Ikindawantsoup
I waited until baby #2. Should have got one with the first one. I got big fast and barely slept.
meanartcritic
I had a hard time accepting I was pregnant until I became so round it looked like someone inflated an exercise ball in my stomach
METROlD
Oh, yeah. It was about that time in my wifes pregnancy that she sat on one of those balls and I cracked up because she looked like a snowman
METROlD
She is a kind woman and allowed me to live
LanieCakes
Same. But I'm 5'10" so I never really got a big pregnancy belly.
JollySassyOperaSinger
Same- 5'10 here and heavy, most people didnt know I was preggo unless I told them. Empire waist tops really helped tho ;)
saucynuggz
I'm 5ft2... does that mean I'll get a big one?
lynnluna
Yes
everyonescallingmenip
8 months pregs and also 5'2 can confirm this.
thepunnypenguin
I’m 38 weeks pregnant, same height. Baby has nowhere to go but out. My waist went from 26” to 36” and still changing.
saucynuggz
Pregnancy is craazzyyyy
rainbowmonkeybuttsurfer
That means you're a dwarf!))
saucynuggz
My dad calls me a Hobbit...
rainbowmonkeybuttsurfer
Affectionately I'm sure.
Dragonfury5
Not always. If you exercise and work with a gyno closely, you can ensure the baby stays at a healthy weight/size while staying trim yourself
Ekstren
But you can't (unfortunately) start a new exercise routine, if you were inactive before you can't start jogging or lifting weights
JollySassyOperaSinger
No necessarily true, I started yoga and aqua zumba while pregnant and both were wonderful exercise!
netflixandwine
Little misleading - even if you don’t gain lots of weight the baby has to go somewhere and in a small torso person that means straight out
Dragonfury5
True. There will definitely be a bulge,especially in a frame that size. But a lot of excess weight can be prevented with no harm to the baby