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Jul 5, 2015 9:35 PM
DefundIsraelTheGenocidalNation
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sheysfromLA
I only think Chipotle is meh. Insert unpopular opinion puffin
jontilles
I like how delicately that guy takes the money in the last gif.
JeanZedlav
We don't want you to not like our place and are concerned that you won't argue with us if you don't/
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Is this done by the same people who make the parents choose who the favorite son is?
ImOnlyHereForPuns
This is black magic
ImFeelingMyself
Haaaaaa
yuyufan43
This is my boyfriend EVERY FUCKING TIME. We always end up eating the same shit because of it.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Solution from a long-in-the-tooth guy: 1) "Okay, sweetie. Hmm... what *aren't* you in the mood for?" 2) Listen intently, she'll decide.
asquiiiiiiisha
This is actually usually how I make decisions unless I am actually craving a specific thing.
Kitastrophe
See, when I don't care... it's cuz I don't really care.
misskittyamazing
When I say idk, it's because either a) you don't eat what I want or b) you don't have the money. Then again I'm in the minority on that...
peopledontagreewithme
There's an easy solution to this. Learn how to cook.
JuneWang
I just wanna candy ~
TheVoicesInMyHead
I can decide on food in less than a minute. If only I had a bf to show off to!
DaniBrown82
For the record, not all girls are like this. Give me steak, sushi, or Thai food. THAT FUCKING SIMPLE.
ChanelK
This actaully seems like the only reasonable thing to do.
ChanelK
I would completely understand if my husband was to do this to me I drive the man up the wall with this shit. But i just find it hard 2 pick
theluckysuccess
*when this seems like the only reason all thing to do.
pumpseidon
So where do I sign up? And do can they deliver multiple times? I'm sure I'll need it more than once. Oh wait.. I'm single lol *cries*
MrRandom314159
bufferkiller
I'd be lucky to get this to work on my ex-wife.
pvncake
actaully
ThereWillBeBacon
axeually*
gloryholefodder
Only thing to do period lol.
siler7
"Here. Go get Chipotle." Done
Natsumori
Plot twist: He set up the robbery, too.
BrazilianThunderPanda
We have a rule, he suggests 3 options and I pick what I want. If I can't then he picks & I can't complain. I had my chance.
lxlulz
Sauce to be had https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bIcz8FiXUQ
sunnystayposi
I actually almost never know what I want to eat, I'm not just being accommodating. My husband is over accommodating which sucks for us.
UsChickens
Thanks for making these a confusing series of annoying gifs that loop at different rates. You fucking ass sock.
crushingmissy
I'm sorry, if you ask me 'what I want to eat,' I will always say what I want to eat. Cause I like food and I'm hungry. Yes, I am female.
bukkakecupcake
Same, bruh... I mean, gurl.
crushingmissy
Bruh will do..
UserSubrero
That'll do bruh, that'll do
crushingmissy
*Roll credits*
OverlyCynicalImgurian
My little sister.
MrsZbornak
and then my husband says he doesnt want it. & i have to say 10 restaurants before he says he agrees with me
Isuckatbeingagirl
Yup
jackbos
Okay, once again: Either use one gif with multiple subtitles, or multiple gifs with one subtitle each. This shit? No. Bad OP. Bad.
bodashtart
I think he's making a new gif for every plot point
iainb78
This. FFS what a pain in the ass to try to read.
HeyItsHerrTrigger
agreed
almightystef
or at least post the source..
lemeny2805
Fuck yeah!
FernandoRumdebum
The scene would move too fast for the subs this way people don't have to rewatch the gif to get them
iainb78
You have to rewatch each of them multiple times to figure out where they start and then watch it from the start...
illegalacorn
/r/shittytumblrgifs
ToastyMozart
Unfortunately it's an unavoidable side effect of OP stealing posts from Tumblr.
Histrionical
I'm used to Tumblr gifs. This is shit by those standards too.
QueenoftheCrows
Sorry, this is a really stupid question, but how do you save gifs? On laptops (do you just right click save?) and on Iphones?
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
I see your name and I think, "hm, does this person know @crowcaller and/or @greycorbie". Probably not, but I wanted to point out the names.
inquisitivespaniards
on laptops just right clickerz > saves. I don't have an iPhone, soz.
Mutsuhiro
Where do you want to go eat? Idk. Drives to Burger King. What do you want? I'm not hungry. Why? Because it's not chipotle!
Icantbebothered
I want a fucking kebabrull every time! KEBAB ROLL ALL OVER THE PLACE!
MadHakon
I had a friend who would ask what I wanted, so I'd tell him. He wouldn't say anything, but he'd then drive to where he wanted to go.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
You were a good fried.
MadHakon
Thanks Satan. It means a lot coming from you
peaceloveandgraffiti
My good friend and his gf go through this every day. I legit feel bad for the dude. I'm a girl and I can't stand when his gf does this shit!
iamthisguy247
Based on my impression from this site, when she says she doesn't know, just go to Chipotle. Chipotle always works. Chipotle is always works.
LiamNeesonOfficial
Wtf is up with chipotle? $10 burritos are insane. $3 is what I used to pay at Taco Cabana and none of that New Age Marketing chicken.
TellusEidolon
As a European I got no fucking idea what the hell you guys are talking about other than some greasy fast food restaurant.
YamatoIouko
Why the fuck is everyone so fucking enamored by Chipotle? I'm gonna say it: Moe's is better than Chipotle.
foxearredasshole
The Moe's here is so dirty inside that even if it was better I wouldn't eat there for sanitary reasons.
YamatoIouko
Well, that's fine, but don't judge all Moe's by that one. All the ones I've been to are very clean.
foxearredasshole
Food tasted like crap too.
poppywoppy
I concur. More toppings, free salsas, a nicer atmosphere, and my location has one of those 100+ drink machines.
YamatoIouko
AH, those drink machines are amazing for anyone not sworn-off soda for weight loss purposes.
Tyrannotron
I thought she didn't want fast food? Lying bitch.
watercolortitties
Chipotle is considered "fast casual" like five guys.
foxearredasshole
Two of my favorite places.
dillabetes
Fast food and quick serve are two wholly different restaurant types. I'm fun at parties.
ArtDptAllDay
Chipotle is fast but I wouldn't reeeeeally count it as fast food... Either way that dude lost money with that strategy
TheAnswerIsAlwaysYuengling
Also a leg it looks like...
graou13
If you watch the source you see he told the girl it was facked
danjo
Chipotle is like a step above McDonalds type fast food. You get what you pay for.
wastedwarrior
a large pile of fresh organic food that can be rationed into 2 separate meals for less than $8?
danjo
What?
Timexican
IMO if you can order it at a counter and have it in less than 10 minutes it's fast food.
danjo
Yeah, thats fair, but I think there are tiers of fast food. Theres a difference between places that do and do not have dollar menus.
Timexican
haha yeah i completely agree.
Tyrannotron
It's certainly a better fast food than McDonald's, but that doesn't make it not fast food.
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danjo
For real? I never knew that.
TheBlackShakes
Wait, no. I just checked & I was mistaken. McDonald's used to have a controlling share of Chipotle stock, but not anymore
danjo
Ah, okay.
andmyplusone
except this is my husband. everyone thinks its only girls, sadly I found a man who pulls this shit. drives me nuts but I do love him
CryloRen
I ask what kind of protein he feels like, and get, "I dunno, dinner is like 5 hours away." Yes, but shopping or defrosting/prep time...
enicchi
I tried starting like: Asia? Europe? Australia? What country? What region? The only thing that works is taking a step back: Earth? >,>
enicchi
... oh well, and Australia is usually out pretty quickly, because all I know to ask then is: Crocodile? Snake? Fried spider? Kangaroo? ._.
lostnortherner
Me not saying where I wanted to go and eat was basically the downfall of one of my old relationships. Well, that and we hated each other.
afterdinneromelets
The only real fight my SO and I have had in 2 years was because he decided to pull this bullshit while I was PMSing. It's a dangerous game.
ohsillyus
But mostly the food thing right?
thatclimbingguy
can you explain why you didn't just say?
lostnortherner
Mainly because we were always in his home town and I didn't know it very well and didn't know what was available. Plus I was being annoying.
Fuzzleton
You were being annoying on purpose? Hopefully you're both better off by now :)
lostnortherner
Not on purpose... it was a difficult time, I was lost in terms of what to do with my life, angry, miserable, fed up etc. Lots better now :)
playthatrecordbackwards
If you're one of those people that won't say where you want to eat than I don't blame him/her.
lostnortherner
Me either, I was being a total dick.
MersaultX
Chipotle should fly people from the NCZ (Non-Chipotle Zone) to come to the U.S. to sample this seeming wonder food. I volunteer as tribute.
SamMan
Do you like cilantro you'll be set, otherwise it tastes like soap with guac (if you can afford guac).
doofus1234
Chipotle is shit. Trust me. Anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
OrangePanda
Take. Those. Words. Back.
FakePlasticTreehugger
I've been to one in the US and a local restaurant in my city that's similar is 10 times better.
doctorduck
I finally got one in my area, super underwhelmed, it was okay, don't plan to go back.
varquel
We have it in Vancouver, it's decent for fast food. There is far better Mexican food to be had here though.
kimbosliceit
It's really not that great. Overpriced wanna-be mexican food.
darium4
As a Chipotle employee, we are a global company and we are expanding. Opening a new store every two days on average.
lemeny2805
Brisbane?
AWolfWithShades
South America on the list yet?
MrHarryBallzac
You got stores in europe yet?
ElSwedishIntern
One in London.
MrHarryBallzac
Actually seven in London and three in Paris according to this: https://www.chipotle.com/locations/#/map?address=London&radius=250
darium4
I believe there are three in the uk
MrHarryBallzac
*C/P* Actually seven in London and three in Paris according to this: https://www.chipotle.com/locations/#/map?address=London&radius=250
DatAsshley
I saw one in Paris when I was there about a month ago!
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foxearredasshole
Easily my favorite chain. Followed closely by 5 Guys burgers and fries.
watercolortitties
But fast and reasonably cheap.
DasOgre
Q-Doba is so much better
emoburrito
MAY YOU DROWN IN YOUR LIES!
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MadMontyMN
It puts Taco Hell to shame
lordgumdrop
Name one better chain restaurant.
Traecer
Forget Chipotle - gimme FreeBirds
lordgumdrop
Ok. Free birds is bomb. I have only been to the one in San Jose
somegeek
Healthy fast food with mostly locally sourced ingredients... hard to beat.
FXTPD
I thought Chipotle was an American thing.
darium4
It started in Colorado but has spread globally now.
FXTPD
Yea I saw one in London, thought it was a copy till I googled it about half an hour ago.
HughLaurie
I've eaten there maybe 15 times in the past 10 years. It has never impressed me no matter what I ordered.
Jashon
Over a 1000 moderately healthy calories for 7 bucks and a decent amount of ingredients to mix and match flavors. Me gusta.
brumski
Dat sodium.
Jashon
My cardiologist says that I need more sodium in my diet, so I'm all clear.
emoburrito
Huh, I eat there like 15 times a month. But I am a white woman and that is our food kryptonite.
mighteee
Ireland has a Chipotle called 'Tolteca'. It's the same... But... It's not. It's good... But... It's weird. It's Chipotle... but...
MersaultX
I like Tolteca. Good, fresh ingredients. But it's lacking a little something. Pablo Picante's on Leeson St. is top of my best burrito list.
mighteee
I wasn't there long and we found it on accident. There is definitely better food in Ireland. Oh lord the fish and chips...
ethantremblay
Mama's Revenge is good too, but awwe man Little Ass Burrito is my favorite.
Lulabel73
My husband is the undecided one. I always say "it's not your last meal but if you don't make a decision soon it's going to be"
JunWasHere
Basically the perfect strategy to resolve any small issue - Don't vote/contribute? Concede the right to complain.
Lulabel73
It's been 20 years. I've tried everything!!!
JunWasHere
You spent 20 years so future generations won't have to. Your successors thank you.
Vaanhalen
I lov3 how you can say literally anything to men.
inquisitivespaniards
that I should remember
MensaForDummies
For those who want to watch it: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2bIcz8FiXUQ
TheInnocentCriminal
Commenting for later
AfternoonConcession
i pointed this out the last time it was posted, yes that is QOTSA in the middle... heaven smiles above me
phroggie
Should've mentioned BBQ sauce, or perhaps mayonnaise, in your comment. Still, +1, my warsesterchire brethren.
JesusWalrus
I don't understand what you're saying, but it entertains me. *tosses an upvote*
phroggie
"Sauce," more formally known as "Source," should be mentioned with a link to any source materials. It'll get you more updoots, too.
JesusWalrus
Oh yea, I know that. But you took the phrase "sauce" to a whole new level, and I enjoyed it, much like a good sauce.
Chronomechanist
As a brit... Wait... it's not pronounced chip-oh-tull? >_>
ItsCaptain0bvious
Why would I ever want to watch this in 1 video with sound and everything, rather than this 7 gif compilation?
ObamaLlamaDuck
where it's impossible to follow the conversation cause there's multiple text per GIF?
PostTenebrasLux
He was sarcastic about it. Ofc video is way better than gif.
ObamaLlamaDuck
Yes... I know. I was furthering the sarcasm.
TW6173
+1 for the Sauce. OP can suck it for doing this to that video.
Xaldyn
For those who want to watch it without opening a new tab: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bIcz8FiXUQ&app=desktop
nonpondo
On mobile, all external links are hell :3
thingamajiggy
Chipotle is the shit!
anon2424
I personally like cilantro better. Their food tastes fresher and the quality is better
Yaysuz
Chipotle also gives you the shits.
Supanini
Nah breh. MOES
ShrubNinja
WELCOME TO MOE'S!
RegionalManagerMichaelScott
No, Chipotle IS shit. Freebirds is where it's at.
OneBugIsFake
Yes sir! Chipotle is basically Cilantro trying to ruin your day.
anon2424
Cilantro is the shit
phroggie
Qdoba rekts Chipotle.
hisowlhasagun
Isn't chipotle that place with racial discrimination?
greatwhite67
Chipotle. The white Mexican restaurant.
NwabudikeMorgan
Chipotle, because you're too lazy to type "taqueria" into Yelp.
zytz
Do people actually consider this Mexican food?
darium4
Lol the sad thing is burritos aren't even Mexican food. They're an American creation.
WilhelmvonSchlapphand
Just like Chinese food in America isn't authentic but we still call it Chinese food, yeah.
greatwhite67
No. Not Mexican food, not here (New Mexico)