Jul 16, 2019 3:01 PM
aeden920
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food_porn
food
awesome
eat_what_you_want
breakfast
ButtFaceChase
bartoneside
Burnt eggs
Yrmsteak
I used to do this all the time as a kid cuz I couldn't flip the omelette properly without the help of the bread base.
GodDammitKevin
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Bro, butter makes the heart flutter. If it doesn't have butter, I'm not eating it.
paranoiddrew1
mattdubois
that looks nasty af greasy over cooked.
BeautifulSound
I hate browned eggs! They are the worst tasting drek ever, softly curdled, or carefully basted without any color, or carefully made omellete
Imatgher
Needs pork roll
CodeChimpin
Friggen savages! Everyone knows a fancy sandwich is cut at a diagonal!
TresusIbor
Fuck this. *grabs poptarts*
Theonewithbowandarrow
Its one of those Butter fest.
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
Ay dios mio
Retromorphic
I think this would finish me
sexually
exitparadise
Lemon seeds!
zykelator
Funny how dying from heart disease has become a form of porn for americans.
CatsUpvoteTerror
That's a lot of butter
zvcmom1
No such thing as too much butter!
nukemall
That's a matter of opinion - and mine is that's not enough butter.
PeebRow
some will argue it's not enough.
novokaine187
Looks like French Toast with extra steps, and green stuff. Still saved it in my “Recipes for Fat ppl folder tho” ty ;)
Holedemort
Green stuff I'm guessing a combination of shive and coriander?
I mean I see tomatoes and onions but yea lol. Those aren’t green ;)
Kialna
Chives and spring onions maybe.
ghorardim
Green chili, green onions, and coriander, most Likely.
Fnirk
Totally stealing this.
MajorNikon
BaryBadrinath
I mean, it’s a repost...so feel free I guess...(youtube link In this post)
Weibull
I think they prolly already ate them
ColoneISanders
You should wait til it cools first.
MyFavoriteScientist
This is very common street food in India.
HumfreeBugart
That's just clever, why didn't we think of it before
Eldibs
They'll probably sell you one.
Blud4BludGod
It's just savory french toast.
ShortHairBlueEyes
Or, ya know.... just make it
siler7
Was that lemon juice they squeezed on there?
GiftedMagnet
yes
trelf
Eggs shouldn't be browned. Yuck.
Exactly! Burned eggs, and people choose them. They intentionally burn them because creamy=gross. I don't get it
swampthingbro
Burned != browned. https://www.scienceofcooking.com/maillard_reaction.htm
GriffinMann41
This doesn't actually look that good. It looks far greasier than would be enjoyable, and the egg wouldn't be very filling by itself.
BanGurHeaD
and that's how you get
bs13690
That looks like shit.
Gingercatsarerockstars
mmm, overly burnt butter and over cooked eggs.....
DadJokesaretheBest
I approve this message
BklynPunisher
Right? No thanks. Lower the heat cook the eggs slower but without browning.
sinddk
Thank you - that butter in the beginning is burnt more than ghandies flip-flops!
Scotia
IKR, goddamn seared solid!
InstructionsStillUnclear
I don't usually like lemon seeds in my meals...
angelicism
I'm literally eating right now and this is making me hungry.
SolidBrassAndHangingLow
Good idea, but that egg is way overcooked
JifLover
The dryness of the eggs is alleviated by the glass of butter they used for each slice of bread.
breakingcode
"Cook eggs until Trump has a problem with them."
Hibbtygibitty
But the bread is totally soaked through with butter.
varsipieru
This. Browned agg tastes like donkey’s ass.
Egg...
chugeknight
No that’s normal. Americans and European just eat undercooked and runny food nonsensically
twozerooz
Yes true, similar to how only Americans eat undercooked ground beef. Butt at least here in Canada our food regulations are so high that
You have a greater chance of getting struck by lightning than getting sick from undercooked eggs.
you can have well cooked eggs that are golden and not borderline burnt as those in this video.
areyouhavingastroke
I agree
RelartOfGivia
Me and you, we gonna fight.
Alkuam2
IJustWantedToChimeln
v
5555252545
Overrated BS. i ate one the other night. Woke up at 4 in the morning n wnt on to produce some of longest farts in my life. Surreal.
Ninjafrog
Egg farts = the worst too.
MaxxZorin
So totally worth it you say
Emm.. i guess.. but then only if u like monty python themed trumpets coming from that end
The butter is burnt
yeah if it doesnt bubble its burnt
thatsmyfetish69
Actually it’s browned
IDrinkTooMuchSometimes
The best kind of butter
coronalmassejection
Browned butter was Hot Pie's secret ingredient..
Failo
So is the eggs
r4wb3rry
It’s called brown butter, it’s suppose to be darken https://www.thekitchn.com/basic-techniques-how-to-brown-77018
jiynxed
If it's a cooking technique more advanced than invoking the words malliard reaction imgur doesn't understand it.
ZaggaTheCleric
DarkSock
Denied!
Chillingworth
NO U
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Excuse u sir.
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
Hes got a point. Birds arent real
Bitch
zarook
Egg sandwiches are one of my favorite foods and I found out like 4 weeks ago I’m allergic to egg white and wheat. This is torture.
escalinci
My sincerest condolences, that sucks. I make carbonara all the time and you're supposed to separate a yolk but honestly I can't be bothered.
DescendingBear
How did egg sandwiches become your favorite food if you are allergic to everything in them?
It’s not a “help I can’t breath” allergy, it’s a “fuck I’m itchy all over” allergy. Also, I wasn’t allergic as a kid.
Mistruths
The forbidden fruit tastes sweetest.
for some, over consumption of eggs will result in an allergy. happened to a friend of mine who only knew how to cook eggs in college. :(
cscottdostuff
Curious, was were your friend's symptoms? I had a friend who said an egg allergy brought on massive face cysts, but not til her early 20s.
internal symptoms (stomach pains) and also immediate vomiting (drunk 1 time he agreed to prairie oyster shots). also banana allergy. odd guy
So he was fine until college but ever since then he immediately gets queasy and pukes every time he has eggs?
For me, it was dermatographia and full body itches. But now that I think about it, I used to get some bad acne.
Interesting! The only skin problem I've ever heard of as an allergic reaction is hives.
ButtFaceChase
bartoneside
Burnt eggs
Yrmsteak
I used to do this all the time as a kid cuz I couldn't flip the omelette properly without the help of the bread base.
GodDammitKevin
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Bro, butter makes the heart flutter. If it doesn't have butter, I'm not eating it.
paranoiddrew1
mattdubois
that looks nasty af greasy over cooked.
BeautifulSound
I hate browned eggs! They are the worst tasting drek ever, softly curdled, or carefully basted without any color, or carefully made omellete
Imatgher
Needs pork roll
CodeChimpin
Friggen savages! Everyone knows a fancy sandwich is cut at a diagonal!
TresusIbor
Fuck this. *grabs poptarts*
Theonewithbowandarrow
Its one of those Butter fest.
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
Ay dios mio
Retromorphic
I think this would finish me
Retromorphic
sexually
exitparadise
Lemon seeds!
zykelator
Funny how dying from heart disease has become a form of porn for americans.
CatsUpvoteTerror
That's a lot of butter
zvcmom1
No such thing as too much butter!
nukemall
That's a matter of opinion - and mine is that's not enough butter.
PeebRow
some will argue it's not enough.
novokaine187
Looks like French Toast with extra steps, and green stuff. Still saved it in my “Recipes for Fat ppl folder tho” ty ;)
Holedemort
Green stuff I'm guessing a combination of shive and coriander?
novokaine187
I mean I see tomatoes and onions but yea lol. Those aren’t green ;)
Kialna
Chives and spring onions maybe.
ghorardim
Green chili, green onions, and coriander, most Likely.
Fnirk
Totally stealing this.
MajorNikon
BaryBadrinath
I mean, it’s a repost...so feel free I guess...(youtube link In this post)
Weibull
I think they prolly already ate them
ColoneISanders
You should wait til it cools first.
MyFavoriteScientist
This is very common street food in India.
HumfreeBugart
That's just clever, why didn't we think of it before
Eldibs
They'll probably sell you one.
Blud4BludGod
It's just savory french toast.
ShortHairBlueEyes
Or, ya know.... just make it
siler7
Was that lemon juice they squeezed on there?
GiftedMagnet
yes
trelf
Eggs shouldn't be browned. Yuck.
BeautifulSound
Exactly! Burned eggs, and people choose them. They intentionally burn them because creamy=gross. I don't get it
swampthingbro
Burned != browned. https://www.scienceofcooking.com/maillard_reaction.htm
GriffinMann41
This doesn't actually look that good. It looks far greasier than would be enjoyable, and the egg wouldn't be very filling by itself.
BanGurHeaD
and that's how you get
bs13690
That looks like shit.
Gingercatsarerockstars
mmm, overly burnt butter and over cooked eggs.....
DadJokesaretheBest
I approve this message
BklynPunisher
Right? No thanks. Lower the heat cook the eggs slower but without browning.
sinddk
Thank you - that butter in the beginning is burnt more than ghandies flip-flops!
Scotia
IKR, goddamn seared solid!
InstructionsStillUnclear
I don't usually like lemon seeds in my meals...
angelicism
I'm literally eating right now and this is making me hungry.
SolidBrassAndHangingLow
Good idea, but that egg is way overcooked
JifLover
The dryness of the eggs is alleviated by the glass of butter they used for each slice of bread.
breakingcode
"Cook eggs until Trump has a problem with them."
Hibbtygibitty
But the bread is totally soaked through with butter.
varsipieru
This. Browned agg tastes like donkey’s ass.
varsipieru
Egg...
chugeknight
No that’s normal. Americans and European just eat undercooked and runny food nonsensically
twozerooz
Yes true, similar to how only Americans eat undercooked ground beef. Butt at least here in Canada our food regulations are so high that
twozerooz
You have a greater chance of getting struck by lightning than getting sick from undercooked eggs.
PeebRow
you can have well cooked eggs that are golden and not borderline burnt as those in this video.
areyouhavingastroke
I agree
RelartOfGivia
Me and you, we gonna fight.
Alkuam2
IJustWantedToChimeln
5555252545
Overrated BS. i ate one the other night. Woke up at 4 in the morning n wnt on to produce some of longest farts in my life. Surreal.
Ninjafrog
Egg farts = the worst too.
MaxxZorin
So totally worth it you say
5555252545
Emm.. i guess.. but then only if u like monty python themed trumpets coming from that end
RelartOfGivia
The butter is burnt
mattdubois
yeah if it doesnt bubble its burnt
thatsmyfetish69
Actually it’s browned
IDrinkTooMuchSometimes
The best kind of butter
coronalmassejection
Browned butter was Hot Pie's secret ingredient..
Failo
So is the eggs
r4wb3rry
It’s called brown butter, it’s suppose to be darken https://www.thekitchn.com/basic-techniques-how-to-brown-77018
jiynxed
If it's a cooking technique more advanced than invoking the words malliard reaction imgur doesn't understand it.
ZaggaTheCleric
DarkSock
Denied!
Chillingworth
NO U
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Excuse u sir.
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
Hes got a point. Birds arent real
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Bitch
zarook
Egg sandwiches are one of my favorite foods and I found out like 4 weeks ago I’m allergic to egg white and wheat. This is torture.
escalinci
My sincerest condolences, that sucks. I make carbonara all the time and you're supposed to separate a yolk but honestly I can't be bothered.
DescendingBear
How did egg sandwiches become your favorite food if you are allergic to everything in them?
zarook
It’s not a “help I can’t breath” allergy, it’s a “fuck I’m itchy all over” allergy. Also, I wasn’t allergic as a kid.
Mistruths
The forbidden fruit tastes sweetest.
PeebRow
for some, over consumption of eggs will result in an allergy. happened to a friend of mine who only knew how to cook eggs in college. :(
cscottdostuff
Curious, was were your friend's symptoms? I had a friend who said an egg allergy brought on massive face cysts, but not til her early 20s.
PeebRow
internal symptoms (stomach pains) and also immediate vomiting (drunk 1 time he agreed to prairie oyster shots). also banana allergy. odd guy
cscottdostuff
So he was fine until college but ever since then he immediately gets queasy and pukes every time he has eggs?
zarook
For me, it was dermatographia and full body itches. But now that I think about it, I used to get some bad acne.
cscottdostuff
Interesting! The only skin problem I've ever heard of as an allergic reaction is hives.