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May 12, 2018 1:27 PM
MidgetWearingaBikini
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Jesspress0
Super edgy, man
plainoldfool
I thought demon horns were influenced by the Pagan god, Pan.
DocSolomon
Ostensibly, the only difference between an angel and a demon is allegiance. Angels are terrifying, hence their greeting “be not afraid”.
DerRattenfngerVonHameln
Nice. But what about hoofs?
TheCeilingIsLava
hooves on underworldly creatures is mostly greek mythos I think
StorylineLoL
"maybe we can make a religion out of this!"
UnicornofPeril
Note to self: Pointy hats can deflect the hands of God.
LookingOutAtTheDoomedEarthSheBreathedaSighAsEverythingHadBecome
I once saw Ganesh the Hindu god of obstacles appear on a wall. I was on acid but it also made perfect sense.
ObliqueRay
Fan fiction...
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Isn't it all technically fan fiction, though?
ThisIsLiterallySatan
Yeeeeah. Angels, according to some scripture, looked like this
ThisIsLiterallySatan
Literal, actual angel descriptions of angels exist in the Bible and I want the drugs the authors were on when describing them
TheHandsomeLad
How do you describe something that is immaterial? lol they did the best they could haha
ThisIsLiterallySatan
Dude. They were clearly on some next level drugs. Read Ezekiel 1.
yousirhavemyinterest
This shows just how easy you can make up something that some people would probably believe just because they want to believe
JapAnus
I think it's neat, but I don't believe it anymore than I believe star wars
NonKonformingKobold
I smell Table Top RPG lore potential. And this so could be truth.
elrick43
Ok, I need some urban fantasy stories working off this logic, stat!
TagaryenFangirl
I like that idea
BritishBatman
Neat idea, but the way this is written sort of points towards god being the bad guy which is a bit overused imo
dasklaus
Not really, it's just that blind obedience to a higher power no longer sounds good. God was always an asshole - people just liked it 1/
dasklaus
like that in the old times. The idea that god is moral, or good, or loves us all, is fairly new. Originally it was more about his power. 2/2
PhailRaptor
I always felt this about New vs Old Testaments. God's relationship with humanity did a 180 that made no sense.
DisneyMoreDisney
New in comparison to what? That concept has always existed in Christianity, and existed in Judaism before that.
dasklaus
Then it's the morals and expressions of love that have changed. A lot.
Crazyhulkz
The concept is no way new. people just tend to flock to the religion that has a set of guidelines.
DisneyMoreDisney
10 commandments still seem pretty normal. Caring and protecting people still seen as an expression of love. I think you're wrong.
Rexli78
To be fair their are noticeable changes in God’s attitude from the Old to New Testament. But that could be choked up to humans
DisneyMoreDisney
There are for sure. But the entire Jewish religion of the time was based on being God's chosen and loved ones. Not a new concept.
Rexli78
Misunderstanding God’s motives and viewing his actions through the lenses of a vengeful war god.
YourWaifuIsTrash
In the bible, the angels that fell did so because they refused to accept God's total control. Even there, he's described as all-ruling yet >
TheHandsomeLad
The angels that fell did so because they refused to accept that God would humble himself and become a lowly human - it was pride.
YourWaifuIsTrash
benevolent, so the description here seems pretty fair to that depiction - angels as puppets of God, who is supposedly all-good, and demons >
YourWaifuIsTrash
as edgelords that did whatever it took to break free of him, even though he's probably the good guy anyway.
crazypyro23
Pretty sure you're confusing Paradise Lost with the Bible. Most of the motives and characterization come from Milton, who was trying to (1)
crazypyro23
write something of the scope of the Odyssey or the Aeneid, except for Christianity.
Crazyhulkz
It makes sense when you default your source to the bible, but there is countless literature that have different interpretations.
HeRulesWithARubberFist
Mungitis
I wanna smoke your stash.
stewartm0205
They are all the same entity. Daimon greek for guardian spirit (angel).
ThomsonI
That's why some older texts refer to Michael as "archdaimon." It was Lactantius who divided angels and demons into their modern sense.
YourWaifuIsTrash
Yeah, but there is a distinction between loyal angels and those that fell with Lucifer. Same way American and British humans are the same >
YourWaifuIsTrash
species, but there are clear distinctions in where they live, how they talk, what they do, etc.
crazypyro23
3edgy5me
AlwaysUpvoteBeerCigarsWhisky
That's an interesting take on it.
deadandbloated
I mean, demons are already supposed to be fallen angels in Christian mythology. But I think the horns are adapted from Pan and satyrs though
CondescendingCunt
If by "interesting" you mean stupid, then yes ー it is.
LeadByBadExample
No, it isn't.
AlwaysUpvoteBeerCigarsWhisky
Yeah it is.
ILikeSkyrim
No it is.
LeadByBadExample
Fuck it isn't.
ILikeSkyrim
Fuck it is.
dirtymanwhore
How are you going to tell someone what their opinion is
LeadByBadExample
Like I just did. What a stupid fucking question.
Naiix
4chan autist
LeadByBadExample
Autist? Are you using that as an insult? That's not very nice, you spastic.
StyxDragon
Saw something very similar to this where it was a broken circle. Was kinda awesome to think it may be in that way.
Chroven
Muh Fukken fantasy. This is a dope concept. Is reel gud
RollforDiplomacy
Ah yes more satan propaganda.
SaintMaceToTheFace
Right? Fucking tumblr
JapAnus
Hail Satan
Nerozard
I thought they were 10 fight tall radiated blinding darkness and were named Erika
Rexli78
Depictions of Angels tend to very depending on who is telling the story.
SorDavos
I am glad we it is now legal to acknowledge them. Pity about Old Woman Josey, tho.
Narushima
OK, thanks random teenager, that's great...
YouExpectedAUsernameButItWasMeDio
No one's stating it as fact, dickhead.
Narushima
Yeah, not even me, so we're good.
Violenthozer
Oh! The party pooper is here guys!
RedOvermorrow
Aaaaand you're shitting on youthful creativity why, exactly?
Narushima
Because I'm older.
ShyBasilisk
The circle of life
RedOvermorrow
Lezio
You could build a whole religion based on this and be infinitely rich.
a07joshuajj
https://www.kongregate.com/games/Kodiqi/religious-idle
elleyea
Oh. Wait.
railgap
It wouldn't be based on this, it would be based on stealing.
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
So...anyone wanna start a cult?
tchoukiwalimou
Perhaps build a game on it coumd make you the richest
daementia
Sign me the fuck up.
BXHOVAYPCK
Some stupid People dont like Angels because their 'Religious' yet still have no problem with Demons, isnt that odd, considering Angels lov u
BadWolfDancer
found the christian
BXHOVAYPCK
Ive done nothing wrong, i love everybody and so should you
bleakertron
I'm sure somewhere in the world there is one person who is not loved by you.
lamillli
EXACTLY! Dude, That's Not even a joke ... the world we live in today even crazier shit is possible
shinyRK9
joel? is that you?
Mxlespxles
jgomez4125772
Nobody *** typo there
GhostAndToast
This Bad Bitchop is back
jgomez4125772
But i want them to do it to the muslims and we shall see how brave they are ????
Mxlespxles
dragonfliesfantasize
LoL he just use the Lord's name in vane??
jgomez4125772
Lol body in hollywood no artist in hip hop has the balls to mock the muslims... id like to see them try ???? is funny they disrespect cathol
guywithtenbikes
My guy the event was sponsored by the Vatican. This was literally the suggested outfit.
ThomsonI
The thing that annoys me is that the Catholic Church sponsored the fashion that event. But whatever, saw a (fake) tweet so let's get angry.
irishPEDOelf
Imfromvenusapparently
I'm not sure if you're being facetious, but this meme is a joke based on a white woman wearing a Chinese style dress to prom. Cue upsetness
ThomsonI
I know the fake tweet is a joke, but some people really did complain that that show was appropriating Catholicism.
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irishPEDOelf
Wasnt the theme "heavenly" or something like that?
Imfromvenusapparently
Oh I see. People are stupid, unfortunately.
thesixfingerman
Slow down there L. Ron.
Chouilste
L. Ron? R. Wen’s father from Rivendell in LotR?
EvilEkips
Hubbard, the guy who made up Scientology.
Thalarctos
Nah, that's Elton John and R. Kelly you're thinking of, in Harry Potter and the Snakes on Dante's Peak.
ManOf2Minds
Or a hit tv show
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Business idea: start churches and live off the donations. Other people pay your bills while u tell a story and give them false hope. Wait...
tefftlon
BRB
patotheduck
Hold my wine.
RussRamster
Yeah like Christianity.
imjustabill495
Woosh
ahorseelbowdeepinme
https://memes3.fjcdn.com/comments/Blank+_f67c90c6e6d7ef9f7f3b8cee4f43affe.jpg
ForeveraKritik
BruceBannersButtplug
LapisSea
Everyone should subscribe to him. Probably one of the most original and entertaining youtuber.
LightningFIshLivesInTheDeep
If you can make a religion based on an alien blowing up souls out of a cosmic volcano with hydrogen bombs, anything is possible.
knickknacksnackery
Hail Zorp
BavarianGuy
You also need a secret police built after the Gestapoand Stasi.
bleakertron
I'd join that religion...
TheYoungJaywalker
Me too, I quite like the idea
Lezio
Ok, I've got my two main pastors here, let's meet and discuss business strategy.
TheYoungJaywalker
We could make a group conversation and discuss our ppans there
TheYoungJaywalker
Plans*
stilltoobigg
I don't think God will grab their horns. he'll write mystery/suspense/romance novels and drink whiskey and snap his fingers to kill them.
kamehameahahahaha
What if he's using the angels as candles in the study?
ThisUsernameWasntTakenIGuess
Nah, He'd just say something like "Alexa, turn on the light", and then there'd be light.
kamehameahahahaha
He'd probably think that the light was good and not do anything else for the day
ThisUsernameWasntTakenIGuess
Typical God. Making things good and then creating an entire time system so he can chill.
mentallypsycho
wintervoices
Oh, my Chuck.
boratpajama
stilltoobigg
walliumshittner
He doesn’t have all the infinity stones yet
stilltoobigg
I thought it was because he didn't gather the lost totems of zambesi
TotallyNotTheNSAGuys
Angels were shit like Sentient shades of blue though
Nightcaste
No That's a hoovalu.
Mxlespxles
kojenk
the higher you go up the angel hierarchy past archangels the more abstract they become. to a point you run into celestial angels which are
kojenk
never meant to interact with humans or souls.
YourWaifuIsTrash
But the archangels directly approached and communicated with humans? Or are there angels above Michael et al?
kojenk
there are angels above the Archangels but they aren't meant for human interaction, just heavens internal goings on. Seraphim are the highest
kojenk
and are supposedly beyond human perception. They're depicted as angels with half a dozen or more wings. Or faces covered in wings.
Shoelebubba
Some of them are described in a way that makes them look like nightmare fuel. Like tons of arms, rings, eyes and such.
InsaneDeman
+1 Doug Adams reference
IGoByMeme
Bayonetta did a really good job with the angels I feel.
Keydan
Like, just a big bundle of wings and light with a face... or wheels within wheels of fire with eyes.
ThomsonI
One of the bigger debates in historical angelology was "bodies or no bodies." The body side argued that angels (and demons) were made from/1
ThomsonI
a "refined" matter (imagine room-temp plasma). "No body" side described them as static "intelligences" (basically a complex of unchanging/2
ThomsonI
ideas). Most Early Church Fathers were either "body" or silent. (Pseudo-)Dionysius the Areopagite is the main source for the "no body" /3
ThomsonI
arguments in Christianity, using Neoplatonism to read the Bible's (and Early Church') description of angels in a symbolic fashion. In the/4
ThomsonI
middle ages, Bonaventure argued for bodies while Thomas Aquinas argued no bodies. Judaism has had similar disagreement, though leaned more/5
TheMostModestMouse
Giant. Fucking. Flaming. Rings.
PTMdragon
Yea angles are some abstract shit. The whole birdman look is fairly modern
Bibulus
The birdman look itself isn't, but the idea that that's what all angels look like is
ThatBatmanFappingGIF
Mornin' Angle
GoblinChampion
I don't consider 200-300 CE to be very modern in relation to Christianity, however, the wings are just symbolic.
Ghauf
I know right, they can be anywhere from 1-359 degrees.
Damndfraggle
Stop being so obtuse
drenix
[Shawshank Redemption music Stops] What? What did you call me?
DoctorPitt
Isnt there one where its described as an orb covered in eyes with like 6 wings?
Theman098
Thrones. Fucking nightmares right there.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Oh pfft, that's nothing. The seraphim and the living beings were worse. Same with the archangels.
1metalnation
Archangels, physically strongest combatant badasses. Seraphim, if they open any of the 6 wing covering their bodies, you just fuckin die
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Instantly turn to ash is the lore I think.
inyourheadunderyourskin
I forget the name but there is one that is described as swirling light highest in rank of angels. The description makes me think of a galaxy
TotallyNotTheNSAGuys
I remember the eyes upon eyes (The cherubim) and the six wings (Seraphim, I think) but not a combination.
Svalbarter
Interestingly enough Cherubim were actually sphinx-like creatures with female heads and lion bodies.
Pentacus
They may be thinking of Ophanim, which have their consciousness contained in a wheel separate from their freaky multi-faced body
IrateCanadien
The Thrones are the wheels covered in eyes IIRC
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
What kind of lovecraftian nightmare christianity have you been praising?!
BetterDeadThanRed
The bible. Seriously.
wintervoices
It's in the bible, Ezekiel 1. They are describing a throne, but it doesn't have wings whatsoever.
YourWaifuIsTrash
The Thrones in Ezekiel 1 are described as hovering, concentric wheels covered with eyes.
Undrave
How do you sit on that? :p
SorDavos
Respectfully, I guess.
wintervoices
Ezekiel 1, but it doesn't have wings.
pancreas
that, my friend, is an alien spacecraft
AlkeneThiol
Shit like this just makes me think angels were robotic drones sent by aliens or time travelers.
FillerNameToFillTheBox
The bizarre look of angels is one of the things the Ancient Aliens theory relies on
DoctorPitt
Hmm I see I'm probably just describing an end game boss design I had for one of my DnD campaign heavily inspired by that ofc
j4bberw0ck
I do think a popular interpretation of a "throne" is a mass of wings and eyes.
Undrave
So where was this fucker during the events of Evangelion? :p
HighImpactSexualViolence
http://68.media.tumblr.com/ee7ca65f2f45ad3a627af3fabbc17fc2/tumblr_ok7l1acGNU1s28dudo1_500.gif
muffinlynx
One of the reasons I prefer the rebuilds. The angel fights were just amazing to look at.
GoodBadGibus
Holy crap, Lovecraft eat your heart out.
wintervoices
I'm inclined to believe Lovecraft did draw some inspiration from the angelic creatures in the bible. Evangelion designs weren't off either.
TheMagicMan
Yeah religious symbology was one of the major themes of the show lol
KawaiiInari
Fear not, my child. I said fear NOT! Why are you trying to hide from me?!
Magoober
Fear not, my child
ItsJustACoincidence
You had me going until you told me an infinitely powerful being would get pricked and hurt by some horns.
TakayukiHayashimizu
you can actually hurt someone, or hurt someone
fitlex
It's symbolic, like bite the hand that feeds, struck down by your own creation, etc
BluebellRhymes
In some religions "gods" are not always infinitely powerful. Why does he have angels?
RedOvermorrow
well he also needed people to carry him in a box with some sticks on the sides so
ItsJustACoincidence
Haha no. That was just some rocks he stitched a bit of writing on after they had been smashed to bits.
HdoubleL
I want whatever you're smoking. And a picture of a midget wearing a bikini.
testzero
Bahiano1993
I want a glass of Cambodian breast milk. I only drink the finest breast milk
OwwMyButt
Let me go find a bikini
HiddenSanity
Here's a whole video, with dancing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtBLqkh5u8k
walkernotskywalker
Dot
arrogantbassturd
Just so we’re all clear, that is not an appropriate term for little people.
MrSeanicles
If you need a safe space find it in some other comment section
HoldThatTHOT
Eat midget shit
arrogantbassturd
Ohhhhh you’re awful. I just thought you were making a childish mistake. Enjoy being alone!
CaptnRobAnybody
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/9a/84/75/9a8475bb0099098f9cb98343654d1d40.jpg
BobBlub
.
PotKnight
That is a damn fine midget in a bikini
ginofgan
I don’t know why I clicked on that
TheWhiteJonJones
You really don't know? Like 100 percent sure you're clueless as to why you clicked thr link?
AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle
Well, there’s that...
321am
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FrogsComePreLubed
Anglosvm
Technicallya dwarf, not a midget. Still a very nice photo
ImGonnaSquirtHnnnnnggggg
Hahaha the dude in the background
noteleks
Sauroctonus
She just looks like a regular person who happens to be small.
pilomotor
A midget is very short but has normal body proportions. Other types of dwarf tend to have odd proportions, like short limbs OR short torso.
ImGonnaSquirtHnnnnnggggg
So.. a midget?
TheGonco
no they’re not people
JKJeepHawk
Sauce please?
CaptnRobAnybody
I just Googled midget in a bikini and picked the first one I liked
AWitlessIdiot
.... does she perform the sciences?!?!
AWitlessIdiot
That's not good enough sauce!
HiddenSanity
And yet, there it is.
lenomdeplume
We live in a golden age of information.