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Jan 19, 2019 8:14 PM
AggresiveSquinter
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pkspidermonkey
Never forget vthe funny but true story of the emu war
copingcabana
Wtf is Pat Mahomes doing in Australia?
SethCronyn
As an Australian, can confirm.
ThePiedPiperofRuination
Australia never forgot
eromelims
Lest we forget
Janusha
So Australia kills all the Emus and then the dead Emus return to life and lazer-burn Australia to death.
FjoltnyrIII
I still don't understand how yall lost to birds...
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
AggresiveSquinter
Scaper1812
Lol, funny cos it's true.
boomchacle
colorize
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
In my heart I desperately want a Chris hemsworth dramady about this event directed by Taika waititi
Housemaster
I didn't know I also wanted this until I read it.
GH05TY
Chris Hemsworth as the general, George Clooney as head of the farmer militia, and Gilbert Gottfried and Britishname Cantpronounce as emus.
SnugglesaurusRex
Bandersboot tiddycatch was great as Smaug, a dragon the size of a jumbo-jet, he could totally pull off thousands of emus.
W1tness
Decisive Emu victory.......Emus persist
vindik8or
So, how many ANZACS did the emus kill? Yeah, that's fucken right you fake news peddling shills.
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vindik8or
I know it happened. But please tell me again how the only side to take casualties 'won'.
HoneNathan
Why would the NZ military be involved?
Chereazi
That’s pretty much how it happened, yup
thatguy7682
You fought in the great war! Who was your CO?
NZSheeps
Even with the lazer beams?
Chereazi
I didn’t hear anyone who was there say that there were no lasers yet! So, yes!
thatguy7682
There were lazer beams!
datCookieGuy
Proof that our wildlife would stop any invasion, ever xD
yallareawfultbqh
*undergoing mass extinction event* xD
RulesOfImgur
I agree, the wildlife in Florida is horrifying. How can those things vote in elections I won't know
SouperScott
Cane toads
schopier
For a counterexample, see: white people in Australia
datCookieGuy
Touche my good sir! +1
Meatymeatballs
Absolutely barbaric
amidoingthisrightdog
No, prood you couldnt stop any invasion. You ever hear of deer season in usa?
amidoingthisrightdog
We cant spell, but we can kill
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Buddy, deer season doesn't occur in a blasted wasteland infested with venomous wildlife, which, by the way, is the least of the problems an
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Invasion would face.
NobodyWorthThinkingAbout
I could see an Aussie from the Outback raiding invading forces while riding an emu and using a machete to behead people.