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Sauce: http://www.belzebubs.com/
Artist: JP Ahonen
Twitter: https://twitter.com/jpahonen Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jpahonen/
Most Viral Edit: You're welcome to send whatever dark memes you filthy animals have to my inbox :)
For those who want more: https://imgur.com/gallery/Gx2xI - The longer, parent version
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TohruH3
So. Have the friend poach Eve, and you get Sam. Seems like a good plan to me.
BlackManedLion
Good comics for metal
BurningPepper
hojizzbar
As a nerdy skinny kid I was clearly doing something wrong.
BurningPepper
You never complimented the "scary" girl on her skullcandy headset
obarey
I was too afraid.
richardnz
Upvote for the Porcupine Tree and Opeths Blackwater Park T-Shirts
TheWaywardorLagos
this fills the void a year of no updates from Writhe and Shine have left.
kesselrunfun
Upvote for Porcupine Tree shirt
Cappelletti
Dude listens to some good music...
Sauroctonus
I know, right? The Bangles are great!
ArpUp
"Lilith does have a thing for burning stuff, I guess" lol
MerToo
the heart in Zippo fluid was a nice touch
Jadecomet
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FinchinaTopHat
Username Checks Out
BurningPepper
Kuvajainen
Gootti-Myy +9001
audioknob
My name is Sam... This.... hit a bit close to home... It was her birthday yesterday... Some scars never heal.
BurningPepper
audioknob
That she was. Fuck I am good at fucking up!
GeneralComments
Upvote for the last compliment I just learned that will definitely use!
Acidical
J.P Ahonen is the artist. He has made a lot of cool comics you should read. Perkeros being my favourite!
cavalcadeofwhimsy
I love Belzebubs!!
ninjaguineapig
Is this Erma's backstory?
lethaldoobie
i would suck a fart out of that ass"....lmfao
JalkiaJattamattaVoiPiestaIhmistaHelposti
Little My as a metalhead... That seems strangely appropriate.
Pesukone
I hear she's called Blasphe My.
Justapartofyourimagination
My 3 yr old daughter is named Lilith... she also likes metal music. Daddy's girl all the way
BurningPepper
Well done!
HockeyFighter69
@ilookfuckingcool
ilookfuckingcool
Me?
HockeyFighter69
Totally you.
ilookfuckingcool
Then I shall court you by Satan's law
HockeyFighter69
Fuuuuccckkkkk yessss
ilookfuckingcool
mikearmament
Love these
MakoFR18
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salandria
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creaothceann
(.)(.)
BmanBerry
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stormtrooper412
as a metalhead who had to keep his passion hidden from the world since birth, this hits close to home
BurningPepper
Enquidou
"moths in my stomach", I liked that one :)
BurningPepper
BurningPepper
For those wondering about the little girl looking like a grandmother, this is the grandmother:
tazrael
She could have 2 grandma's just saying.
HereInPlainSight
I know they're not but those look like little Deadpool mask kitchen gloves.
vanhelsing654
So theres more...?^_^
BurningPepper
There's much more, check my posts or go to the website
stealthgunner385
"Soup Niggurath" is one of the best Cthulhu puns ever.
EndersdoyouthinkthisisafuckingGame
'Soup mah Niggurath
BoredZen
Underrated
viludium
I did not expect that the bangles (or be'lakor) would pop up in these comics. Good to see some non-bm bands that i like in these comics.
BurningPepper
Yeah, was pretty funny to me too, completely unexpected
CommunCreator
The Dark Lord and Master has wide-ranging taste in music.
MaidenChina
Which bangles song is this? Asking for a friend
BurningPepper
Eternal Flame
Demoncptn426
This is like grown up Erma!
Verldemert
Erma Gherd?
hotdropoclock
What if they're somehow in the same universe...?
Dryish
A horror movie girl and a black metal chick? Come on.
Herecomesjohnny
emma wasn't crazy original to begin with
BreakfastWithCountChocula
Erma is just a pale copy of Lio by Mark Tatulli.
NicolasBru
The guy is wearing a Porcupine Tree t-shirt. I bet he already listens to Opeth. In fact, he could easily be into black metal as well.
foxdevilswild
Mikael Åkerfeldt is all over this comic
BurningPepper
If you look closely at
you'll see he's wearing a Blackwater Park t-shirt, so he definitely listens to Opeth
BurningPepper
Blackwater Park being an album of Opeth
theispitar
Not to mention the Steven Wilson album cover on his wall in
Brallo
Or a huge Steven Wilson's fan [WHO'S NOT!?]
SeasonCat
...and in the last few panels, I learn a new phrase. These are cool comics.
kippkopp
One of the phrase that was popular in College: I'd let her piss in my mouth just to see where it splashing from.
fatmanandthrobbin
I would suck a fart out of that ass. New Tinder pickup line.
lightningboltkid1
Have you ever heard "I would drag my balls through glass just to hear her fart through a WalkieTalkie"?
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
"W-w-we will destroy her."?
CommonSnowflake
My friend would always say "She's so fine I'd suck diarrhea through her tights."
anonnona887
ruferto
i think your friend has a fetish
BurningPepper
Rhulain
*ahem* I'd eat a mile of her shit just to kiss where it came from. I'd drink a tub full of her bath water to smell where she'd been sitting
BurningPepper
Rhulain
Hey man, just lines I've heard. I don't think I've ever even said them aloud.
internetspaceshipsareseriousbusiness
I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.
BurningPepper
They really are, check the guy's website. You can arrange it in chronological order and enjoy it from the beginning
HeckTheHeckOff
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PurpleHelmetedYoghurtSlinger
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TheLastHohenzollern
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SkillCheckStudios
thomerow
Doing the Lord's work
Drixelix
TheWolfenberg
PyllyNalleMissionaries
NZSheeps
Just look at that distraction over there while I steal this
spaceballstheusernameisalreadytaken
yoink
Forthan
Solivoid
I wonder how you people manage to destroy pic-quality from a pic you are ripping on the very same thread.
SkillCheckStudios
Being on a cellphone might have something to do with it.
thomerow
Even then it's quite easy to preserve the original quality
Idontcareatallnotonebit
So retarded question but is the small girl a younger sister or a grandmother
TheDogBurt
Both
LudoTheMagnificent
I think she's a school friend?
hellifiknowwhatsgoingon
pretty sure its her younger sibling. their name is leviathan.
edgarbird
Just a satanist friend I think
IStillHateMichaelCera
I know right! Looks exactly like Granny in Full metal alchemist
srsgiraffe
She's a obvious parody of Little My from Moomin's comics and cartoons (so, Finnish inside joke)
TouretteBadger
Little My from Moomins had a darker phase at one point
TheBreadlord
Seem shighly likely as the inspiration too. Author seemsto be Finnish and moomins are a huge thing here.
ImADoctorNotAnImgurian
Exactly what I was thinking.
TouretteBadger
Great minds think alike
BurningPepper
It's a friend
zephyrbell
I seriously thought it was her grandma. Now the last panel is much less funny.
BurningPepper
So you believed the grandma would climb a tree with her to eavesdrop?
ICollectReactionGifs
yes
zephyrbell
I mean, that's more believable than her wanting to suck farts out of a woman's ass.
PostNutDepression
My man, you have not seen an ass you've truly adored then.
zephyrbell
*and I believed that.