Gritty!

Dec 16, 2020 12:48 AM

GummiBurrs

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Nice follow through

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Thing looks like a Muppet representation of herpes from a sex ed video for kids.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gritty murdering people with cakes will never be anything less than amazing.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gritty has no chill.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just looking back like "RELOAD! RELOAD!"

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 218 Dislikes 3

"How's it taste motherfucka"

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Sharks fan, I like Gritty so much that even when he was accused of hitting a kid I said "kid probably deserved it"

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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Should pitch every 5th day for the Phillies.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Record scratch* *Freeze frame* Yeah, that's me...

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Gritty don't play that

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gritty Claus don't give a fuck

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Throwing: 100

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

pow, right in the kisser

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Her eyes, when she realizes.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GRITTY CLAUS!

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5 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 0

Dude knew to side step outta the way. He's had experience

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s been a while

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Since I gone and fucked things up

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

JUST LIKE I ALWAYS DO

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And it's been awhile

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boom headshot

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's no one in that costume. Gritty gained sentience over a year ago.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chaos in gritty form

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dudes pretty good with those throws. Lots of practice.

5 years ago | Likes 544 Dislikes 0

yeah on point

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's master class pastry throwing right there.

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I like to think it was grittys first attempts

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No one fucks with Gritty and lives to tell the tale

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No they do, simply so they can spread the tale of what happens. He always leaves at least one to spread the story.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always upvote gritty

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is this Gritty and who is the cake face?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gritty knows exactly where and when all of us will die.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He will be there when we do

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gritty is the god forsaken mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers Hockey team and recently the unofficial mascot of anti-ubercapitalism in the US

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Are these real? or staged? I'm no expert but I swear it looks like he was pretty much prepared for that cake before it appeared

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would imagine that fans know what kind of things to expect. Seemed like he was reacting more to the 180 than the cake itself though

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good to know cake beats Goose.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Why would you waste that beautiful sheet cake!?

5 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 1

Comedy

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two of them!

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Gritty cares not for your, petty, mortal concerns.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

It's only cake in the loosest sense of the word. I'm not sure that thing was actually edible.

5 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Have you been to any Philly sporting event? They are a different breed of IDGAF fan

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My assumption is they have a deal with bakeries and grocers to buy every expired sheet cake in the city

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's sheet cake. It probably cost 65c including toppings, for both

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Sort of like paying for and then destroying anything that people do...there's someone in the world who would have loved to have that thing.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gritty cares not the cost of destruction.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

As Gritty and all of Philadelphia say....."fuck around and find out"

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's a bunch of sheet.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There was a rangers fan standing there was pretty obvious, if it was a devils fan there would be shit in the cake.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can someone please explain the what the Gritty character is all about? I don’t understand what it is, and I hate it. Thank you!

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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Chaos

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know it’s the Phillies mascot, but why?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Flyers not Phillies. No clue why, I'm guessing meth was involved.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Gritty was not well recieved by hockey fans at first, but when he literally threatened his rival team's twitter account, he became an...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He tweeted "Sleep with one eye open tonight, bird" to the Pittsburgh Penguin after the Penguin lol'd at him. Fuck around and find out indeed

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...overnight sensation and the team full embraced the chaotic evil persona of the mascot (which is apropos to Philadelphia itself) and now..

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...people un-ironically love Gritty because he's probably the mascot in any major sport the plays it safe the least.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the point of him. To make you wonder why. To make you question your sanity. Your humanity. To wonder how we offended God.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Gritty is inevitable. Gritty is unmerciful. Gritty is already here.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gritty was always here.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gritty is grim existentialism in mascot form.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not from Philly, nor am I a sports fan, but I like him. He seems fun.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0