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This is what happens when you post selfies on imgur
Why would I watch something called "Selfie from hell" at 3:30am?!
full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhAFyaObY6U
there's a link at the end of the video. Not sure what it is about yet but there's a countdown: http://fuckyouzombie.de/
tundraplain
That's why, my friends, you shouldn't do a vertical video. See where it gets you?
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
So many valuable lessons here.
socksfoyofeet
As a white people when I hear noises in my house I grab my keys and leave
Lots43
I am also a white people.
MrChimichanga
Well my wife screamed and woke up the baby and I can't stop laughing so I'm in trouble now.
Chupeloputa
Ah nothing like being blamed for her not being able to handle something...Never gets old.
OddlyRelevantUsername
Was expecting Dickbutt, actually got a zombie. My trust is all kinds of messed up
visualvendetta
This is actually a known bug in IPhone 5.
DannyVino7
MONORacer
Thiz dozent happin, I promiz. I tested thiz too dayz ahgo. taak selfeez. No won wheel eet u. No sush thing az zombies. Tri eet.
rustedaxe
hahahah gold.
woodenrobot
Brown trousers time
Itscuteyouthinkthat
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
FatherElongatedAppendages
WHY AM I WATCHING THIS??!?! I LIVE ALONE AND I TAKE SELFIES ON A REGULAR BASIS
BallsJohnson3
why did she do it a third time?!?
TheHammer5390
....Hellfie? No one?
dorkbot5000
*Hellfie
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
If it only appears when you take a selfie why would you take another one?
yuraf
Yes, there's an uninvited man in your house, go do more selfies.
AmpsterMan
Of all the things, this one actually made me jump!
martianandy
STEGOSAURUS!
loafoaf
I don't know why this comment is here, but I like stegosaurus so I'm going to upvotes it.
KarlNapf
Oh fuck I flinched.
AHundredBillionBottles
WTH do girls fall down when they're scared? "Oh no, something frightened me! I think I'll assume the most vulnerable position I can!"
AnthonyBlumpkins
I've actually been in situations that had me frightened or extremely nervous and it's easy to trip over your own feet :\
ZachPutland
I guessed what the end would be and scrolled away. Maybe tomorrow morning I'll verify
faulerwulf
She got deded
driima
I still don't see what is so attractive about duckface
mimomisu
well, maybe that's why she was punished
deadpoolsociety
the whole time I was like https://media1.giphy.com/media/hLUiXoGKNIVb2/200.gif
KryomGAC
Me too!
gimpypete77
"Hey if I get a dessert down him, you think you could throw in some free hats for the kids?"
thunderingthighs
I scrolled down a bit so only half was showing and somehow that made me feel much better.
TigerSauce
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck - you gotta watch the whole damn thing.
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Is there more than what's in the gif?
TigerSauce
Watch it all. It's long.
ErdalX
Watch the vid on youtube
mimomisu
Sound...just to add more goosebumps
Flymolo30
This is why we white people die in horror movies. We don't nope the fuck out like we should.
Abecx
Racist.
Rekkora
I'm white and noped away after the first silhouette
Sp00ks13
It's like the people in horror movies have never seen a horror movie before. I'd nope the fuck out first thing and call 911.
Flymolo30
Our scrappy band of high schoolers can figure out who disemboweled this person with a wood spoon. Ok...everyone split up.
kittykimmy9
I'm white, and I noped the fuck out before I could even finish the gif!
Cattrina
Oh yeah, you and me both kimmycita, you and me both
Flymolo30
Well..I didn't so we know who is going to die in the first 5 mins of the horror movie
kittykimmy9
Sorry bud, looks like it's you!
Flymolo30
Yep, I didn't stand much of a chance to being with
goforthandconquer
nope. nope. nope...not going to watch that...nope....no way in hell. oh..fuck.. i just did didn't i...dammit OP
SaltheartFoamfollower
After seeing the shadow
foosbabaganoosh
Hahaha this is great
Fitchex
Dark souls. Nice.
Ratekk
where's his trumpet?
emperorcain
That just made me think of Vinny from Giant Bomb's playthrough of Dark Souls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC1DKjok_Ic
Pretzelenthusiasts
I always upvote Dark souls
cloakanddagger42
It's just a reachasaurus, man. There's only one!
StupidFatDaikini
Shadow People freak me out!!!
Limm
Fun fact, if you go there while gravelorded, there are a bunch of Black Phantom dogs. Those dogs also have insane aggro ranges and glow 1/?
SaltheartFoamfollower
I wish they could've figured out a way to make gravelording a more viable covenant. It was such a great idea.
Limm
in the dark so you can always see them. Scariest thing I've ever seen in that game was two of them shambling towards me in the darkness.
ItsJustRocketScience
I FAVORITED FOR THIS COMMENT OH MY GOD
SaltheartFoamfollower
Nice! I thank you, and my quality control team thanks you.
Lambpasty
I've played that game 450+ hours and Tomb of the Giants still fucks with me. The low heavy breathing sounds are really neat.
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
Some of the Ambient noise in DS2 really spooked me. Moaning and such.
dbqp
It's dark souls?
Lambpasty
Yes, the first one.
Fitchex
Yep. Tomb of the giants can all kinda of fuck off.
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
Checklist for ToG: Very dark, turn shield into a shitty flashlight, mobs that one-hit kill you, lots of space to fall off, long way to boss.
dakvas
QuadrilateralEnix
the "fuck you, sheep" always gets me
Meck
this is actualy funny
nitemancometh
Kitchikishangout
ed love <3 \( ﾟヮﾟ)/
TheGodofFail
That's a quality fuckin' gif
mimomisu
thank you...it took a while
nightmarerunner
No, THIS is a quality fuckin' gif!
Dowmandew
Goddamnit, at work in bathroom watching this and couldn't help bust out laughing, +1
nightmarerunner
"Sorry boss! Poo had a funny shape is all!"
cunttrumpet
I don't know what I expected there. +1
nightmarerunner
Thank you... Er... Cun... Cunttrumpet...
earthking
14 estus flasks... get in there an kill that mother fucker
SaltheartFoamfollower
I'm glad that wasn't me in the gif. Don't wanna take on the skeleton dogs with a plain old battle axe and normal combustion.
joeycools
Thanks, I didnt want to sleep tonight anyway...
naughtynoonoo
Your comment saved me from a sleepless night!
MyNameIsAgentSmith
Well, you still can. Just don't take selfies. Ever.
PSIhateyou
It's ok. Just think "It can't attack me from behind because my behind is facing the bed." :)
myxa6060
This is seriously what I think every time. I'm in my twenties.
nacko
Freddy Kruger would like a word with you.
IfYouLiveAroundMeLetsGrabABeerOrBottleOfWhiskeyOrBurnAHouseDown
Or if you put the damn phone down and don't take a selfie *scoffs while face is glued to imgur mobile*
myxa6060
This is seriously what I think every time. I'm in my twenties.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
That's very uplifting from someone who goes by PSihateyou
PSIhateyou
It's a spinoff from my main username that was taken. I don't hate you :)
myxa6060
This is seriously what I think every time. I'm in my twenties.
IfYouLiveAroundMeLetsGrabABeerOrBottleOfWhiskeyOrBurnAHouseDown
Something tells me you must be in your twenties
longoriaisaiah
Can I come cuddle with you? All homo.
NeptuneKingOfTheSeas
Sure, I'll cuddle with you! :D
longoriaisaiah
Thanks, babe
Rockageddon
http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0p2ksogn81qczibyo1_250.gif
joeycools
Normally I would say "no", but in light of the situation, let me move these pillows.
longoriaisaiah
You about to bite them pillows...
GeckoWarrior
Not going to lie, i jumped at the end
allahuakbar95
your so gay
Moontickles
I was in the bath with red wine. It looks like I sacrificed to the gods in here
outlawjosey
That's awesome, sorry for your loss.
Moontickles
Luckily the bottle was right there. Soaking in red wine keeps you young, right??
outlawjosey
Soaking in red wine probably shouldn't sound appealing, but it does.
SailingAway13
My heart hurts
randomrumrunner
Yup I did too in class. My arm hurts from hitting the wall and I'm pretty sure I might be in trouble.
GeraltzRivii
I definitely had several muscle spasms.
AryaoftheSouth
Oh God you and me both
shadyminivan
As did I no shame in that
prototype024
I took actually took a shit. Luckily i was om the toilet.
boobookip
Goddamnit so did i...
Schnerfle
THIS IS NOT THE LAST THING I WANTED TO SEE BEFORE SLEEPING
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
I want to cry.
Strangerthedanger
You made me feel very scared it was anti climactic
baconbabyjesus
I jumped, made a sound, then hunched down in my seat.. even though I knew it was coming. Really good creepy buildup
BlameThePotato
me too
IamtheFonz
A part of me was kind of hoping for it to be John Cena, I've had a bit too much internet today
DTJames
This need to be happen!
A10ThunderboltIICASJetAircraft
Not going to lie, I laughed at the end.
TheDoggbook
Are you afraid of your own shadow, boy?
hyaenidae
It's 11:30am, it's the sunniest day and I just about leaped out of my throat.. It's possible, trust me
AmIAVolcanologistYet
I'm sitting in a brightly lit room with nothing but blue skies out the window and I screamed. Good lord.
TheRealMota
Me too!
Whatamuji
I read your comment and it made me scared. And then I jumped at the end :(
Jessacait
WTF. First snapchat scares. Now this. No sleep tonight.
acurlycube
You fuck snapchat rn, I do not need that jumpscare shit in my life
saywhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
it was so worth the wait
MrSpindles
It really was :)
TheSisko
I screamed.
MamaBri
I screamed out a startled "mother-fuck" before clamping a hand over my mouth so the children wouldn't hear me.
DeathB4DNF
Was definitely hoping that it would be Javert.
Fancyrobot101
Good thing I was on the toilet, not that it mattered
Limroto
Get this comment up higher so I'm warned!
aganippe
So did I.
aggressivelysouthern
JUMPED SO HARD
skrimple
Mate I jumped so bad
buttcrackel
I jumped and then the lady sitting next to me on the train jumped too, apparently she was looking over my shoulder.
Opportunist
Me too!
14eme
I yelped like a little pup
OoohDas
I read that comment and thought I wouldn't jump. I jumped b
okayyymovingon
yep
CreepyPhlox
I'm glad I put my coffee mug down when it first started!
EyeballisticSquid
I jumped and gasped and my roommate laughed at me
MrPotatoeHead
looked mildly like unmasked Darth Vader to me
Blurbsmith
Hey, if unmasked Darth Vader tried to give me a hicky, I'd be pretty spooked too.
SeriousSeamstress
That actually makes me feel better, thank you.
COLONELLESLIEDANCER
its just uncle fester
IalwaysupdootHuskies
I read that as "like mildly unmasked darth vader"
bouncebounceandtheclaw
Now I have goosebumps! I jumped too!
waokwa4
Same, while my boss was right in front of me!
dinosaursarebadass
I was too much of a weenie to watch the end...
starrydance
Thanks for the warning!
realityhammer
I just scared my dog. o.o
MyNameIsAgentSmith
I honestly wasn't expecting the thing to look like Darth Vader without his mask. I was expecting some exorcist shit.
EmzeexD
I just jumped so hard i threw my dog off my lap. Now apologizing profusely to a very confused dog
ChasePoppins
I'm not gonna lie, I was getting scared, read your comment, = more scared, then scrolled down so I couldn't see it anymore. How does it end?
Kommadore
Right click, show controls, see ending. Yeah probably a good thing I didn't watch it.
DezTurkish
I'm in the same boat.
trini545
Thank you. o.o I didn't make it either.
notintoyoga
Just a picture of a cute kitty, watch the gif
Jessacait
LIAR!!
LordRayquaza
The figure comes up from behind her after trying to record herself and lunges at her neck, then it ends.
DezTurkish
Ah, good, so I was right to not finish it, then. Thank you!
LordRayquaza
You are quite welcome, stranger.
LoadedPotatoSkins
if it helps for the gif right click, show controls, and then drag it super slowly at the end of so you see it. scary value=0 when you see it
DezTurkish
Hey thanks!!! That's really helpful in so many ways!
YouWannaGoToWarBuhlakay
Huh. TIL.
DHR107
Shit... At work and it made me jump... haha
medlifebum
Seriously!
cahonayz
I got an email and my phone vibrated when the ending happened...Almost fell off my chair.
Iliftheavythings
I was fucking expecting it and jumped.
Sp00ks13
I didn't jump, which in itself is a miracle. However, my balloon knot tingled. That was a new one for me.
Slowload
If it wasn't for you, I would be wearing coffee right now. I read your comment about half way through and put it down before the end, <3 you
ravi893
White people crazy the minute I would see the first figure I'd nope so fucking hard, but instead she's like, "Let me investigate"
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
I would totally investigate, with one of my machetes in hand. But I would see what's up.
kamisan
firstly, unnecessary racism. Secondly, if you appeared to be hounded by something invisible would you not like to find it?
ravi893
Lol how is that racism. And I would not be down if I saw that fucking thing behind me
kamisan
well the term 'white people' is racist
ravi893
That makes no sense . And it was a joke calm down
kamisan
id does make sense, i believe the term is 'racial segregation'
HowDoYouMakeAnElephantFloat
"Billy where are you" -black guy on vine
yyrse
They just do that in movies to keep the plot moving.
pianostacatto
"We got us a mystery to solve, gang!"
thunderingthighs
Jinkies!
Therearetoomanyusernames
Exactly!!
Frozenpasties
Pfft, I'd throw a chair through my window and dive out.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Or a printer.
Rheios
I'd have armed myself and searched the house. Then never taken a picture that way again.
AhoyItsCasper
We are a curious people! Sometimes that curiosity gets us killed.
ohboyboy
Jinkies!
vonKaiser
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyRQPEUzpJo
tantelien
I love how "nope" is used as a verb here
wifeaggro
So racism is okay as long as it's against white people
rustedaxe
you could say it is racism against black people. since the implication is that black people are cowardly.
Eldibs
As a white people, about two seconds after seeing it I would be brandishing a pistol and listening intently for approaching monsters.
cbjfan
"A white people"
ravi893
long time lurker with cred now lol
Snarkoleptic
It doesn't look like doing a redneck would help you in this instance though
Eldibs
It would make me feel better. Up until I got killed, anyways.
MimzytheBun
If that shit started I'd be on the cell with 911, grabbing grandma's rosary beads, throwing salt, trying every damn superstition there is.
otterboxing
My boyfriend alwayd said that for the two of us we didn't need a whole box of salt. Then I made him watch supernatural. No more issues.
MimzytheBun
If I ever had that universe confirmed as real, I'd fill a garden hose with salt and loop it around my house like four times.
thunderingthighs
Do you have a small house or an extremely long hose?
CameForNatalieDormer
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LadyMidnight
Don't throw the salt, form a ring with it for protection!
babbzilla
Why not both?
jqubed
ThatAssholeOverThere
Being only half white i would do the run but also figure this shit out tactic
wifeaggro
What does your race have to do with that
ThatAssholeOverThere
Read that first comment
Landship
Bart I don't mean to concern you, but there may be a boogeyman, or boogeymen, in the house.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Sometimes I enter a horror movie situation and investigate, while thinking "shit, some black woman is yelling at me in the audience."
2304
There's a universe where that's exactly what happened.
WhoAteMyRice
OH NELL NAW!! YOU BETTER GET OUTTA DERE! ARE YOU CRAZY! GET OUT OF THERE!! OH HELL NAW HE DIDNT JUST GO IN THERE! TURN DA LIGHT ON!
highstream
Watching a horror movie with a mostly black audience is on my bucket list.
Mutsuhiro
They don't even need to be black they can be teens
TheNextGuy
Oh you have no idea how hilarious a horror film turns into. The comments out loud are fucking gold.
myr14d
If it gets closer every time you do a specific thing. Stop doing the specific thing.
Affray
She is just a good scientist. "I wonder if it does that every time. Better test this theory. Then die maybe. For science."
SaturdayMidmorning
If it shows up even once - get out of the house - burn the house down.
pyr666
the assumption would be that it's moving regardless, the camera can simply see it
EscargatoireMunch
But science!
galrock0
hmm, i wonder if that is a 100% chance or a 2 in 3 chance of happening.
EscargatoireMunch
What if you use the other hand? Is the pain the same each time? This is going to take a lot of studying.
galrock0
does it need to recharge? I should hold it down to see if its power depletes.
EscargatoireMunch
I'm going to need to build my own lightning machine and get shocked by that, too.
Voydom
You know what, I will switch to video, so it can kill me. I am that smart.
Potookaiser
Why you dont have control over my life, now im gonna do the precise opposite of that.
Lots43
Weird shit inside the house? Leave the house! What the hell, people. Actual non-actors have confessed to staying inside when shit inside.
DirtyA
unless it's getting closer all the time and you can only see it while doing the specific thing.
bigpapaike
Ok, but I'm going to keep doing the specific thing just in case...
TheCrustyMustard
White people in horror movies: Duh, I heard a sound in that dark spoopy hallway, better go check it out without a flashlight...
Domehammer
Black Guy is already dead...
TheNextGuy
Hey we need to kill off the dumb ones somehow
bomboy23
Spoopy
Zaranthan
2spoopy4ne
thisheretexasdude
with 10 year old batteries in it
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
I can see it flickering and dying in my head. Horror movie tropes, eh? I guess that's a good reminder to change your batteries at least.
ipito
but science!
Dolphonkey
And ffs why would you push play at the end?
Erdan
Have you ever tried telling someone who takes selfies to not take selfies? Good luck.
SubtleNonExistence
Esp when you're married to them...
CaptainHughJass
I know what you mean... my gf will take a selfies in the middle of an argument. It's irritating as hell.
Ophelis
Un-gf whilst you still can
l0serish
Snapchat -- "Boyfriend being stupid again, doesn't he know I'm right?
DontFeedTheBair
The sex must be amazing because I don't understand how anyone could date someone like that
CaptainHughJass
...yeah the sex is amazing but she has lots of other good traits too.
ozjuggler
It's like the "Mirror, Mirror" episode of Amazing Stories, by Steven Spielberg. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GVdLvJVpqU
The22ndDoctor
I miss that show.
ElectronMagnifier
But how do i know if the thing is the specific thing, well better try it out a few more times, until it's very close to me
Dispari
"There's a guy in the house. Better stay in the house for several more minutes, turning my back to open areas."
McGreed
I believe this is one of those "Survival of the fittests" tests. Don't put you hand into the hole, don't shout candyman 3 times... just dont
LokiKingOfJotunheim
I always loved how people would lose their shit if you shouted candyman or said bloody mary while looking at a mirror in a dark bathroom
McGreed
Hehe, I personally don't believe in all that, but I know if I was living in a horror movie world, I would RULE! ;)
Bartholomeo
reminds me of that book from stephen king. A polaroid camera only takes pictures of a dog. Each pic he gets closer and closer. Great read.
btsierra
My thoughts exactly. And of all the novellas in that collection, they had to make a movie out of The Langoliers. For shame. 1/2
btsierra
The Sun Dog would have been much better, but The Library Policeman would have been the best, hands down.
sadffads
The Library Policeman is one of the most intense things I've read. Hugely underrated, I liked it better than most of his novels.
acurlycube
What's this collection called?
btsierra
Four Past Midnight
MakeTabbouleNotWar
This is like The Weeping Angels from Doctor Who. Instead of blinking it's the snap of a pic.
Blurbsmith
Except telling someone to stop blinking does not work.
Rookieragequit
Listen would be a better comparison, I think.
Jarmake
How about blinkin your eyes seperately, one at a time?
LifeSiphon
Actually wouldn't getting a picture of a Weeping Angel be a good thing? If you're looking at the picture of THEM could they move?
MakeTabbouleNotWar
What WizardBoy said.
waitbutactually
No bc the pics are just as dangerous. A pic is a frozen moment in time, when the angel was seen. Look away from that image and the same 1/
waitbutactually
Quantum-lock principle applies. They materialize from a screen shot in anotjer episode. The bastards.
wizardboy24
Pictures are bad. An image of a weeping angel BECOMES a weeping angel.
ElioNope
Just one of many bits of bullshit which ruined the premise.
aromaticfable
Dunnoe why you got downvoted. I totally agree that made it really stupid.
mfaber1025
Honestly the show just fell apart fundamentally, it would introduce some kind of rule in the universe then disregard it because plot.