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Feb 17, 2019 7:15 PM
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eclectico
Quality dumperino +1
Chirikain
#44
BrianStuart
#1 That explains a whole lot about Bruce Wayne......
margaretolson
“Bloody slut whore father fuck” is my new go-to insult
AlexandriaLibraryXYZ
Interviewer: So, how did your parents meet? Batman: My dad killed an Asian guy with a bat and took his wife. That's why I'm called BATman
pablodeluxe
#7 Damn Aaron De Le hayé got some Grade A legs.
pablodeluxe
He definitely aint skipping leg day
w00tberrypie
LegendarySkulls
Side dick
mikeandrews2009
John McCain was a giant asshole as well, so that worked out for everybody.
LiveLongAndMuddleThrough
I don't know how many times I've seen that "the kids can't read mug" and only now realized it says something different in the other pic.
ocdrox50
USA is the cats anus.
ProjectilePolly
Defoe gives me giggle fits every time.
Aeav8r
#1 watchmen: a good guy (?)
TysonGoesOutside
Czechs know whats up.
fisherbobttv
The OG gps was an actual map that you had to turn for the direction you were going and hope you turned it properly.
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
The OG gps was the person in the passenger seat screeching at you like a constipated pterodactyl 3 feet from where you're supposed to turn
TerriMessy
Tbf I used to work in a bank and the pens were always going missing.
FarNorthFarLeft
That girl in the Adidas t-shirt w her dad mocking her. GIRLFRIEND. Get some makeup lessons. Oh my lord.
Zev610
If only Thomas Wayne had Lucille!
pygmypie
I really hope that tweet from J. K. Rowling is real, because it's pure gold.
thesketchykid
Pretty sure she know the difference between there and their...
pdxenburg
She was mocking Trump...
yeahbutnothough
It's pretty weak, tbh. Too dissimilar to be actually good satire.
pdxenburg
"Ackchyually, Trump has a great mind, and shouldn't be mocked"
yeahbutnothough
Real shitty satire is obv your thing, sorry.
pdxenburg
And obviously being butthurt is your thing. That's cool though man. You do you
Love2Poop
I would imagine she's a better speller than that.
BlankMage
I think that MIGHT be the joke.
Skywalker2416
Bullshit media here really is an issue though...
Neptuneflyer
When every news site is pushing for more war, escalating tensions with Russia, and jumping on stories without learning all the facts, it
Neptuneflyer
amazes me that anyone can trust the media anymore. They are all bought and paid for by mega corporations. Tulsi 2020!!!
Skywalker2416
You mean Agenda 2030? - the media, probably
Couchguy303
Of course this comment gets downvoted on this site lol
Skywalker2416
Because of Europeans and bots. Depends on the time of day. Other times, posts like this will be top comment. Depends on context
Ignition101
See my other comment that was downvoted! Know your audience in this place ;)
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
#7 He's got really good legs
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
He got it from his daughter.
Arnoxthe1
SEND NAKDE PIC NOW I ASK MANY TIME?
stupiddumbgirl
That's all I could see when I looked at the picture.
derrymerbles
Upkeep that VMO bro
theresaleekintheboataaahhh
Wait, we're not really trying to act like Ted Kennedy was a good guy, are we?
jakedafish
If he was on their team, by golly they will.
LarryTesler
#4 wat? Is the woman telling the guy he's in the "friend zone"? What kind of friend would say that?
FFKonoko
Friends working together for fake points.
Opportunist
Or it's full-on fake :D
theshinobi23
Yeah, that's the joke, but those are usually setups between friends just for the purpose of making a meme.
ZeldaFanNr1
#43 He speaks the language of the Gods.
BunnieWigglesworth
He had better; he’s dead now and may need to speak to them!
Nahxela
rockfireman
I don't get why people give William so much hate. Yeah he lost his hair, I still think he's really handsome.
goodwitchorbad
not so much, Harry is quickly following
TehBox0rz
The comparison? You can hardly say he’s just as attractive now - I mean, he seems to be quite nice though
Neptuneflyer
I mean, with all of the incest it's amazing that they don't look worse.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
#2 you know scammers can charge by the text now right? So you're paying them to "give them a heart attack"
Aquilarden
Texting apps typically warn you if a text might cost money to respond to. At least Textra does.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
yep
Arracor
Sure, if you don't have unlimited texting.
randelung
That's usually only for regular numbers. Like calling sex hotlines won't count against your free minutes.
highoverlordxenu
#1 I wouldn't exactly call John Winchester a "good" guy...
gorillaClutch
Came here to say the same thing
Interex
The 300th episode broke my heart
BunToaster
I haven't seen all of it, but the scene where he hears Mary's voice was like... award winning acting imo.
secretdpp
Just remember, the demon who burned Mary alive got caught pretending to be him, because he was too fucking nice to be John
MiraIsABear
Haha you make a valid point!
AlexandriaLibraryXYZ
Interviewer: So, how did your parents meet? Batman: My dad killed an Asian guy with a bat and took his wife. That's why I'm called BATman
shahbrahdaman
Stop giving batman an existential crisis!
kurama97
I would ♂️
DrunkenMarineBiologist
I also wouldn't classify Bela as "bad." She definitely wasn't good, but she wasn't evil or anything
pareidoliaperson
In movie were parents of Batman?
ThatQuietlySmirking
Batman v. Superman: Special Victims Unit.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
compared to Crowley
StarvedDemon
He killed monsters & saved people. He wasn't the most affectionate dad & made risky decisions but he was totally a good guy
mightyducks2wasokay
Yeah I woulda said he's a firm medium
theshinobi23
Ha! Medium! An intermediary between humans and the supernatural. Nice.
MiraIsABear
He did the best he could dammit. Sam forgave him!!
secretdpp
Sam also has banged more evil demons than Constantine on a Coke bender. He is not one for good decision making skills
MiraIsABear
But young john was pure, so was young sam. Their lives forced them to blur lines, but they always stayed in the light
secretdpp
Sam has idiotically stayed in the light. Which was fine up to s5. But he's still the same Moose Golem with weird morals that never stay put
MiraIsABear
Agreed, but I imagine it's a hard balance. Especially having your soul locked in a cage with the devil
MakingplansforNigel
Okay but who was the asshole senator?
ZacWarSteiner
McCain. It said his name. Who cares who HE called an asshole.
SomeDetroitGuy
They narrow it down by saying it was a GOP senator so you only have like 48 choices instead of 94.
MakingplansforNigel
I guess really any of them would probably apply.
flavivsaetivs
#11 is true. Chzechs are repealing gun control laws. They're also considering new nuclear reactors. I might consider moving there lol.
Shamwowser
Awesome, how do they stand on full auto?
flavivsaetivs
Probably still highly illegal. It's legal in the US you know, just gotta have a permit
Shamwowser
Yeah you have to fill out a form one and pay the 200. Looks like I'll be waiting a little longer to move.
flavivsaetivs
I'll just stick to a Lee Enfield.
flavivsaetivs
Well ATF inspections too, and they're expensive AF, and can only buy ones made before a certain date.
Shamwowser
May of 1986. My father owns a 9 mm uzi with a suppressor for it, it was a lot of trouble to get but it's fun to shoot at the range.