OriginalWadjet
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Tumblr hitting the nail on the head
The fault is in ...
whatthefrancium
JOHN MOTHERFUCKIN' GREEN
lopathem
*ding dong what is wrong* LMFAO *stops breathing*
womanmonster666
I always feel weird when people post pictures of themselves in posts. Like...go back to being funny words. I'm uncomfortable.
MadHatTrick
It's gotten to the point where I don't even wait for these to show up on the front page. I just check wadjet's submitted images each day.
swimtrunks
"And make me do the essays"
CodfishJoe
Today's batch is rated strong to very strong.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
There's an easy way to learn your hat size: Buy a hat. If it does not fit, buy another hat.
eid94
repeat until fits
sticksandstonesandweedandbones
They'll make me do the essays, goddamnit!! THE ESSAYYYYS. NOOOOOoooooooooo.......
SquireSquyringtonEsquire
I just finished AP testing and you have no idea how thankful I am this is here to cheer me up.
BatmanLannister
Did it take anyone else like 58 of these to realise that John Green is actually fishingboatproceeds?
grubbiz
McGonagout
emcham
cumsquats
kwongdzu
I know, right? I want to use that word in conversations now, but I'm not sure how to go about it.
TheyHidInTheDayAndAteGuavas
I want all these posts on my Tumblr feed, right now
Kharmaa
John Green writes a book on haggling. The Fault in Bazaars
IfYouDontLikeItSuckMyDick
john green writes a book on north african currencies - the fault in our dinars.
Alastor3
McGonagone.... THIS IS BRILLIANT!
kemyd
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affinityoftime
Imgur won't let me post a comment that's just a space. And I even tried using fancy space-text-symbols. :( Damn and double damn.
kemyd
You are correct ( )
Imisspelledthatonpurpose
Wellthatjustlikeyouropinionman
Converto
Well, I officially just found something worse than Navi chanting "Hey! Listen!" at me for an eternity.
InappropriateBoner
Ah yes, tabula rasa babies. Forgot that's how it worked.
bandicootsnoochieboochies
The Frumious Cumberbatch... I'm dying.
whatdowesaytothegodofdeath
I found this in user submitted and now can't think of anything to say. This is my life.
Xykonaut
Sappheira
I too cannot be responsible for my own bedtime... Hence, I am here..
LePetitePont
Don't forget Martian Manhunterman
SuperCreativeUsername
I can't stop trying to picture the guy's face when he opens that suitcase and finds a dead dog.
PluieTheWolf
I was in a play which used that story and to make it funnier he forgot to buy anything for his girlfriends bday and gave her the suitcase
DrSeaLion
God, me too. Its like.. perfect karma, bitch.
ethreals
There was actually a story written like this before the event, i think it was called My Dog Sparky or something, it was a work of fiction
zigzagler
If someone stole my dead dog, I would hunt that fucker down.
SuperCreativeUsername
Seriously. I would have been taking him to be cremated and returned in a little doggie urn. I'd be devastated.
radioactive551
Sounds like a job for Liam Neeson.
WhyDontYouGoBackToYourHomeOnWhoreIsland
that guy deserves it. Karma's a bitch.
MaddingtonFair
I first heard that story on the Dave Gorman radio show. Much funnier with details - she thought the thief was cute so was trying to impress
MaddingtonFair
Him by saying her case was full of her brother's DJ decks. Still, good story
PayjyIamxMe
link. please for the love of god. post the link! lol
MaddingtonFair
I'll see what I can do... Might have to re-listen to the shows!
PayjyIamxMe
lol :) thank you so much if you do find it. you dont have to go thru the trouble tho. thank you in advanced if you do
TheStickyWicket
What I want to know is why was she taking a dead dog to the vet?
MaddingtonFair
She lived in London and her vet offered to dispose of it for her, so she wrapped it up and transported it on the tube
tooindecisiveforausername
Maybe if she lives in the city she doesn't have a place to bury it so the vet does something about that...I'm just guessing though
SuperCreativeUsername
To be cremated probably. If she lives in the city, it's not like she has a yard she can legally bury him in.
trustmeimalinguist
he'll be like, "wait...did she say lapDOGS?"
iateadragonfly
HAHAHAHA OMG I'M DYING
neverweepingangel
This is the best comment on imgur right meow.
TheGreatMizuti
Get out
farcicalaquaticceremony
i laughed SO HARD AT THIS COMMENT. I pressed next and then I had to come back and upvote your comment.
moec51
I wish I could favorite your comment
Capsicle
And we call...guys, we call...guys, guys listen, we call the bar...you ready for this? We call the bar PUZZLES!
HansDick
love it +1 for himym
mezac
http://puzzlesthebar.com/
OriginalWadjet
Why's it called puzzles?
ipostSINSnotTRAGEDIES
i don't know. Hey wadjet, haaaaaave you met Ted?
OriginalWadjet
Yes. Yes I have. :D
jrau18
But have you met the Mother?
iateadragonfly
I saw her on the most recent episode! She wasn't worth the wait. :S
Capsicle
That's the puzzle!
OriginalWadjet
:D
yesthisisdoge
if I was a fish my username would be like having sperm as username.
samesamenotdifferent
or egg
RandomImgurian
Humans don't lay eggs.
OriginalWadjet
We still have them. Trust me.
Einstein9073
http://imgur.com/user/Sperm joined Nov 2012 but hasn't done anything yet.
Imawarlock
egg
chaoswolf1982
Actually, "kaviar", spelled with a "k", is a fetish-oriented slang euphemism for human feces, usually in the context of eating or wearing.
yesthisisdoge
But it is in Swedish so ''k'' are right ;)
chaoswolf1982
Swedish people eat rotting fish. They'd probably eat shit too if you added enough ketchup.
yesthisisdoge
We don't eat shit....
chaoswolf1982
I didn't say you did, but considering you guys think fermented herring is a delicacy, it's clear you guys will eat anything if asked nicely.
BittersweetSymphony
@Wadjet You are the reason why I wake up every day.
icallpeopleJack
Sounds like you live a really terrible life.
BittersweetSymphony
Actually no, my life is pretty good.. I rescue dogs, i'm an engineer, I have a stable job and I have a cool family =)
TheyHidInTheDayAndAteGuavas
You sound like an amazing human being :)
BittersweetSymphony
You too :)
TheyHidInTheDayAndAteGuavas
:) not as nice as you :)
TheFuckingCatalinaWineMixer
Wouldn't it be fun if someone on tumblr was making posts about all of the funny things that happen on Imgur?
Bpendragon
because they already do? Comment threads may not get grabbed, but I see a lost of cross-posted images in both directions. (3 incl. reddit)
RatherBeAHammer
I swear this comment shows up on every single Tumblr compilation post.
KittyInTheCity
Imgur, Reddit, Tumblr and the like all post the same things and steal from each other. Tumblr definitely steals from Imgur a LOT.
Solsthaym
Because funny things happen on Imgur.
captainsuperdawg
Sure they do, but they always come from some place else first.
Solsthaym
Exactly brochacho.
mrsrussia
We Do.
Magnivore
But we'd have to go deeper.
WhyBeHumanWhenICanBeANarwhal
The username would have to be something like tejdaw
MadeAccountSoICanRememberImagesToRepostLater
The character limit and lack of image representation in comments and no bold/italic and no original discussions as it's all just comments an
ghmp
I'm pretty sure the last like, 8 parts of this tumblr stuff has had a top comment like this one
TheFuckingCatalinaWineMixer
Honestly, I just wanna know how they got that many chicken nuggets.
AbsolutReggie
What funny things?
SnowSand
*slowly raises hand a little awkwardly*
TrentleBerryCrunch
I think that's called irony ;)
DomonKasshu
What surprise, the top comment is about imgur making itself into the center of the universe again.
FaxCelestis
I do that sometimes.
theboythatcouldfly
WE DO...
dvb316
So a tumblr post showing a bunch of tumblr posts?
goonersquad19
tumception
MenachemSchmuel
No. I'm being that guy. When it's a dream within a dream, do we call it dreamception? Fucking no. Tumbler within Tumblr is not tumception.
goonersquad19
If you're ever compelled to "be that guy," don't be.
MenachemSchmuel
"That guy" is sometimes an important guy. What's wrong with calling people out on mistakes?
MenachemSchmuel
Or if you just want to be a dick and downvote me for having a different opinion, please, go right fucking ahead.
jayman5513
Well, we're going down the rabbit hole now!
bc3789
Follow the white rabbit.
WibblyWobblyTimeyWhimeyStuff
we need to go deeper!
OedipusTRex
They would be busy busy bees.
miasanmia
I think unless you're here already or maybe reddit people don't know this place exists. No-one really cares either.
sauceytart
except imgur was created with the sole purpose of being hotlinked to reddit.
miasanmia
I didn't imply otherwise?
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miasanmia
I implied that some people on Reddit might not know of imgur, which is true, not that imgur is not linked with Reddit...
PPPPlatypus
Remember when wadjet uploaded the first part or this?
TheSlenderman
Peperage Farm remembers.
vikingwarriorsneverdie
but doesn't remember its own name.
Namesneednotapply
It's no longer A.D., we are currently in A.P. more commonly known as After Productivity. Course that started when imgur formed.
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ShadowAngel
she uploaded her own batch of them but didn't write "part 1" on it cuz she probably didn't expect to make more.
DrSeaLion
I love wadjet for continuing to do these, but yeah, I I want to flail and beat people with that one to tell them she merely continued it.
OriginalWadjet
Yeah, I hate getting credit for starting this :(
DrSeaLion
oh well hello there. considering you've posted like 3/4s of them I can see why people would be confused.
meghancl
Reading the other ones now. Yours are a lot funnier anyways!