Jerry, Jerry, sperm and nonsense

IWonderIfICanUseThisMeme

Doesn't anyone use socks anymore?

9 years ago |

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Lamberjack

Ejaculating is kinda like your dick sneezing... or at least the look on some guys faces makes it look that way.

9 years ago |

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TallCan

9 years ago |

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MrSelfdestruct1138

So...Spermsense...?

9 years ago |

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9 years ago (deleted Apr 2, 2017 3:04 PM) |

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sas123567

And you have 0 votes. What's your point?

9 years ago |

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Kresstro

So according to these studies; if we "sperm" on her face while crying we'll save money.

9 years ago |

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gerbilpmc

sounds like rape

9 years ago |

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SchrodingersSchrodinger

Well sperm is great for the skin! Makes it so soft and fresh feeling!

9 years ago |

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BananaForScaIe

It's why I've never had a callous.

9 years ago |

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cecilshinra

What if you're crying and masturbating?

9 years ago |

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discowitch

Cranking

9 years ago |

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skidbladnir31

Just make sure to wipe your eyes BEFORE you wipe your crank

9 years ago |

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toddlerfights

Cryerbating

9 years ago |

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Afreak98

dont threaten me with a good time

9 years ago |

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JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet

isn't that just a normal friday night?

9 years ago |

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borosknight

That'd be a real tearjerker.

9 years ago |

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diehardlance

You deserve better than Imgur is treating you.

9 years ago |

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Beartrails

Washable rags people. Get with the times

9 years ago |

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bsilly00

Socks.

9 years ago |

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Stockass

That is disgusting! Keeping your snot in your pocket

9 years ago |

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macthelost

Agreed. Hankies are for handing to m'lady in time of need. *tips fedora*

9 years ago |

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9 years ago (deleted Mar 12, 2017 9:21 PM) |

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clearlymd

I'm real glad you know that.

9 years ago |

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Zokathra

For his semen or nonsense?

9 years ago |

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