I immediately thought of this when I saw the news. ..

May 20, 2017 7:02 PM

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Norway to boost protection of Arctic seed vault from climate change - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39987495

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Hehe. Same here.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"This isn't like the barking snakes! They're not just going to show up in a salad at Olive Garden!"

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"Hey look, the airs on fire."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool, I just planted a Feminized, Auto-flowering variety of Kush. Wonder what kinds they have in there?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You posted the wrong picture. There are supposed to be used condoms on the wall with pictures of the donors.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's your business poky-pokin' about da seed vault, eh, guardian of mankind's precious botanical heritage dere?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yeah, why have a bunker like that if it isn't even a water tight seal. What kind of apocalyptic shelter you trying to run?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Water coming into the entrance passageway isn't actually the issue, just a symptom of the bigger problem, that it may no longer stay at 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the required temperature without human intervention, as it was originally designed. The vault itself is sealed against flooding. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Op's mom is a seed vault. ????

9 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 6

You got me. But you didn't get. .. DEEZ NUTS

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HA! Burn.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Her name is Svalbeard.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the seed vault doesn't accept literally every seed offered.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Touché

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ops mouth.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More of a seed rack

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OPs mom is bigger than that

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yes, it's funny, but we should be concerned if "permafrost" is no longer "perma"

9 years ago | Likes 180 Dislikes 5

Send it to space

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plants and seeds can survive space for short time (google moon trees) but they are supposed to be stored longer and they should be recoverd

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, its gunna flip a switch that we have no way of flipping back. Millions of tons of methane and carbon getting freed.

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 3

Also old illness. Already claimed a few in Siberia

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just light a match. Do I really have to solve everything for everyone?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

While that wouldn't help, I would love to see that explosion

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know things are bad when a doomsday bunker and backup for crops designed in part of this very situation can't handle the change.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Ja. We fucking ourselves over hard.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

We're not only fucking ourselves over, we are now fucking over our only backup plan in the event we fucked ourselves too much.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ja

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why build a bunker surrounded by frozen water and not be water proof... It's for a calamitous event. Except the most obvious one? Nice

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

It IS waterproof. It didn't reach the seeds, just some airlock doors. There are half a dozen of them; articles imply water only got past 1.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

They may imply that when you read them, but the article titles are all panic and exaggeration.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0