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SauceySandwich
Cough syrup and trucker speed
DragonBjorne
dixxienormus
Maybe it's not too late to cook him a nice Beef Wellington with a wild mushroom stuffing.
greensam125
Well, the mercury was to treat the syphilis. Explains a lot.
Lugh314159
I'd say he fried his brain from looking directly into the sun, but he couldn't have been that bright to do that in the first place.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OHhyZmtmZHRrd2FsajUyNG43ZTlkOHFlN2FhNzlkb2Z2OXd3ZnpicCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xTg8B9aULho7shlPmU/200w.webp
OldNternetWizard43
It's lead fuel exhaust
Same Roman bullshit, new generation of undeserving victims
Caligula was only allowed to rule 4 years.
SlayerOfGoat
Would have? Don't you mean will?
anerdwithaknife
Well, they're right. That's what historians _would_ have considered. What future historians will consider is probably syphilis, mercury, colloidal silver and Ivermectin. XD
beatmacster
Plastic and talc poisoning from wearing his adult diapers for the last 30 years
AtmaDarkwolf
I still think in 50-100 years, if we even exist anymore as a species at that point, people will look back on the trump era and truly wonder if it really happened, or, was like the bible, and written as a way to 'teach' people the foolishness of the age. Will people actually believe he existed? Or will they think someone penned the words (or used Deepfakes) to tell a story of the most foolish society who 'picked' the person most likely to destroy humanity from within. Like a symbol of pure evil.
Bastion144
There's a series of tags on this site that seem pretty sure it's the syphilis.
NullSecc
https://i.imgur.com/eeqjx2n.null
Sukeyloo
Why not both?
Hortman68
Lead poisoning.
frontseatdog
Don't conflate life-long criminality with cognitive decline. It deflects from the criminality.
Andunistar
Makes me think maybe a lot of those leaders dident have syphilis or mercury poisoning since we've seen the results of a truly stupid ass mother fucker who won the genetic lottery.
Resistance1000
This lottery...?
Andunistar
More like the money he came from. Yeesh those fuckers were ugly.
opus68
StVincentFleet
por qué no los dos
KAPTKipper
KerryCoder
Syphilils.
thebigbaka
Resistance1000
Here's a very good article with the back story to this. It's from "Military Times", an independent newspaper not affiliated with DOD:
https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2026/07/02/air-force-major-arrested-on-capitol-steps-during-protest-calling-for-trump-impeachment/
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
"The Madness of King Donald"
A Netflix Special
Snooj
The Madness of Wannabe King Donald
alcamar
"we knew at the time" will be heard so often
Why didn't you do anything about it then, fucking asshats!
sfcorax
Money, same as all prior leaders, mentally and/or physically ill, but has money.
OldNternetWizard43
They are afraid for their lives
He doesn't just have money, he owes war criminals money personally and will send them after anyone threatening him
crystal0forte
I really wish, even sarcastically, people would quit referring to Dump as a king.
Blank1612
Same, but I think that I feel like that because we actually have a king in my country and he is generally well liked and considered a good thing for the country.
crystal0forte
Ok. Don't call trump a king. Not sure what else needs to be discussed. Didn't really ask about your personal life. Trump is not a king, he's a patsy installed so a group of rich people can control and dismantle.
Blank1612
People won't even try to understand your argument if you don't provide them with some kind of explanation or reasoning that they can relate to. Besides I'm agreeing with you, so what the fuck are you flipping out over? If you dont want responses to your statements then don't post comments to the internet...
crystal0forte
I'm not flipping out. It doesn't take me much effort to people out for their bullshit. You don't have the ability to upset me. Take the L and move on, I likely won't read your response because it doesn't interest me.
lurkerthatoccationallywantstocomment
Do all of his supporters have syphilis or mercury poisoning too? Because that's a better question
GorillaPowers
Close! Boomers are riddle with lead poisoning!
Resistance1000
Oh, right. Because sweeping generalizations are ALWAYS right.
procrastinatorman
RFK Jr is making sure of that, just in case
SavageDrums
They rely on the systematic destruction of public education over the course of decades.
Mechlai
I blame religion for providing the framework for abuse
5NoteHalf
This. Religion and a religious upbringing teaches them to blindly believe their dear leader and aggressively shut out any ideas to the contrary. The GOP co-opted that.
RARusk
Lead poisoning from all of the leaded gasoline years ago probably.
cyno01
Big part of it probably. Wonder if anything like that ever happened to any other empires... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_lead_poisoning_theory</a>
At least we werent just straight drinking it this go around. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead(II)_acetate#Sweetener
Resistance1000
The residents of Flint, Michigan would like a word.