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I can hear incoming trains from my house now, because the train runs past my house in the backyard. I got covid, flu, and whooping cough. I'm ready! I wish a worm would finish of Mr Brainworm!
AlienJeffries81
The worm has turned and is in charge.
zeacorzeppelin10
That tracks. You know ivermectin is supposed to get rid of worms.
HandoB4Javert
More train...
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Niagaran
Called the pharmacy and the new booster should be available to the non-vulnerable public at end of month. I'll get a flu shot with it.
zeacorzeppelin10
Once you're magnetic be sure to stay away from CRT TVs
PuppyBella
I got the same shots 2 months ago. I felt pretty crappy for 2-3 days, but no illness since!
zeacorzeppelin10
That's what they do.
hwatL4bloopy
I'm currently scheduled for flu, covid, and monkeypox. I'm under the impression my insurance will cover it all
zeacorzeppelin10
I hope they will
jackpkmn
Be prepared with lots of water by your bed. I got Covid and Flu on wednesday and have been laid out in bed the whole time.
zeacorzeppelin10
My arm feels like I got punched
jackpkmn
My arm is starting to bruise like I got punched. Hopefully I'm not having an allergic reaction.
zeacorzeppelin10
I hope so too.
tyner156
Hey! Leave some 'tism for the rest of us!
zeacorzeppelin10
Just head to your local pharmacy and they'll hook you up
duktayp
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zeacorzeppelin10
I can hear the crabs
4dhzm4ytkx127001
Incredible
ArgentXero
congratz on the 'tism
zeacorzeppelin10
I can feel the power!
IncrediRis
train time motherfucker
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Nyxaura
My 1yo just got 4 vaccines and he doesn’t seem to have caught autism yet.
zeacorzeppelin10
You just need to have him stand underneath one of the 5g towers and wait for him to download his wokeium.
Nyxaura
Oh good to know!
BrdCdn
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BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
UnaccomplishedWatcherImNotaBot
Dwarven artism, even
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Renza0
tylenol and 3 vaccines? I'm not really clear, does the tylenol add autism based on quantity or dose, like if a dose is 2 pills, do you get 1 tism or 2? and are all vaccines equally 1 or are some worth partial or more than one? either way, my condolences for getting 4 extra autisms with the new federal regulations on it. think I'm up to at least 5 or 6 this week.
zeacorzeppelin10
I think it works just like the scoring system for the Savannah Bananas
TORQD
Well, that's just great. But when I took a Tylenol, all I got was two autisms and a circumcision :(
zeacorzeppelin10
I'm at peak autism mode
Bobdole010
Congrats, your 5g super power chip should activate in 3 to 5 business days
earthtokelly127001
Now go stand under those chem trails with confidence!
zeacorzeppelin10
Soon I will be able to control the weather with my 5G chip. I will download my wokeium manual and be set free on the populace. Soon Republikkkans won't be able to wear their left shoe as the left is woke and therefore profane before before the Eyes of the 47.
zeacorzeppelin10
I can feel my service getting better already!
freakdiablo
I got my Covid and Flu shots one morning before work. No lie, I got an extra bar of 5G reception at my desk that day. That was a "shit...where's tinfoil to make a hat?" Moment.
QuatermainFT
5 vaccines? Usually whooping cough comes as tdap or dtap combo with antigens for tetanus, diphtheria, pertussis all in one shot.
zeacorzeppelin10
Interesting, I can mingle now!
genielamp25
zeacorzeppelin10
I can feel it
RetiredLaserMan
I did similar on Wednesday - covid, flu and shingles. My shoulder is still a bit sore but should be fine by tomorrow.
zeacorzeppelin10
Mine hurts like hell right now
RetiredLaserMan
I feel your pain! The covid one is the worst for me, the rest are pretty much ok now, but covid still hurts like I got hit by a golf ball.
southflhitnrun
Wait, WAIT, in what order did you take them. What. Was. The. ORDER!!! lmao. This is awesome, good for you.
zeacorzeppelin10
Im not sure the order of the shots, but my local CVS was offering them so I took them.
southflhitnrun
Well, as long as it wasn't "vaccine, Tylenol, vaccine, vaccine" you won't get any mutant powers. lol
zeacorzeppelin10
At 33 I hope Professor X would let me in.
BanterPanther
Maybe it works like garlic against MAGA's.
zeacorzeppelin10
You can scare them away with a simple book
ClutterMonkey
Just pertussis? Would be five if you got CV19, Influenza, and DTaP.
zeacorzeppelin10
Im good on DTaP
BarnegatLight
So, uh, the P in DTaP stands for Pertussis, which is whooping cough.
zeacorzeppelin10
Oh... I thought it was something different.
tinydog
You're now the King of Autism!
Kizmet1974
Only if they got circumcised as well at the same time
zeacorzeppelin10
I was at birth, doctor's did without my family's input too.
zeacorzeppelin10
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
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zeacorzeppelin10
I can see sounds and taste colours
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Taste the Trombone!
zeacorzeppelin10
Taste like brass
tinydog
Ubik's Cube. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cXd6azM3aXphbG15bXpyM3ExMnIzaGd0Y2xtOG9pa2I1MDNyZ2F4byZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/AvCPKNLbH6FoI/200w.webp
zeacorzeppelin10
Neat
AK90
So when is your funeral?
zeacorzeppelin10
Not for a while.
AK90
Good!
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Chasmann
Good for you! Get them while you can, our medical infrastructure is quickly being dismantled.
zeacorzeppelin10
Truth
RobotDeathSquad24
Good luck with autism
zeacorzeppelin10
How else would I do origami in my spare time!
Bobdole010
More talented then I
zeacorzeppelin10
It took years of practice
Kilo11
Yall still taking covid shots?
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Yes. Just like the Spanish flu, it's never going away.
Kilo11
Yeah I hate getting Spanish flu every year/s
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
About 50k die a year from it, so... Not great.
Kilo11
Ummm spanish flu as in the variant? In 2024 there was a wopping 0 deaths, the seasonal flu claimed 32k 80% over the age of 65 so what are you talking about, its not 1918
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
What do you think "the flu" is‽
zeacorzeppelin10
How else am I going to get my secret message from the Deep Bill Gates Windows State.
Thatsadownvotin
I mean, that aut ain't gonna ism itself.
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BIC777
Had a co-worker just come down with Covid...again. Hopefully with a large percentage of people vaccinated it will continue to be uncommon, but as with most vaccines, they become less effective over time and should be periodically renewed.
Kilo11
Most if not all people I know stopped with the covid shots after all the research came out
Skevoid
All the research showing how effective continued booster shots are and how bad long covid can be? Yeah I should go get another shot, thanks for the reminder.
BIC777
The question is: Does the benefit outweigh the cost. In the case of vaccines it's almost always, "Yes". I do not understand the reluctance to accept the Covid vaccine. Heck, there are several different options even.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
What research. It do you mean "research"
Kilo11
Look man im not going to sit here and link everything, if you want to know look up post pandemic vaccine studies
FormerlySable
I was lucky enough to get my flu & COVID vaccines just a week before RFK Jr announced that now you have to have a doctor’s permission.
zeacorzeppelin10
I live in NYC and as far as I know, if you want it, they'll give it to you.
FormerlySable
I live in Texas. 🙄
zeacorzeppelin10
Sorry to hear that
FormerlySable
Yeah, I’m not thrilled about it, either, but for complicated family reasons, I can’t leave.
zeacorzeppelin10
I know that feeling