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djangojazz
The net is set with pumpkin spiced lattes and designer shoes.
Canigetbannedagain2
Make a hole in a fishing net, you actually have fewer holes.
NoCutsNoButsNoCoconuts
I’d be careful. You might catch crabs instead
NotACanadian
Wraid
WhiskyBravo
just try not to catch any crabs :)
4thwalled
Mazzy94
OregonComputerGuy
Guess I am fishing incorrectly then
TheHuntedSnark
Naramumu
Smelly good time.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
tjm1226
aboyincerise
Pretty sure that’s a screenshot from a Swedish kids show from my childhood that gave me nightmares
rockarolla
LebistusReticulatis
Quite a catch
Amomani
Is...this what fishing is?
Randomice
If you do it right, yes.
ickyickywoopwoo
If human v***** tastes like fish, what does mermaid taste like?
IMarkEverythingISayAsNSFWBecauseModsDontKnowWhatMatureMeans
NSFW Chicken. It's actually a land-aquatic-aerial trifecta.
dreyfusslugado
Hot Manatees In Your Area!
ThomasTheWankEnglne
raytracer2d
Smells.like.fish
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
initially thought it said "fisting" and i was like, well, you're not wrong ...
VodkaReindeer
Will I meet her if I jump off an aircraft carrier?
Randomice
Do you even have an aircraft carrier from which to jump off of?
EchoDelta141
Babe lets go fishing!!! *takes pics and get sunburnt all day* "can we go home now?" Sure just dock the boat, get the truck and back it down the boat ramp with the trailer, then guild the boat to the trailer, secure it then pull out. All without lookin like a weekend warrior amateur. I fish for local food, sport and adventure. You fish for attention. Get reel
Randomice
I fish for fake internet points. My catch is bigger then yours. ;p
EchoDelta141
Your updoots on your comment says otherwise. Not that anyone is bragging. I could give a fuck lol
Like2Fox
So what are you using for bait?
Pepperpete123
He's probably a Master.
RevengeIsIceCream
Money.
stupidlystupendous
God I wish I looked like that
theobituator
Creeped your posts. Don't worry, you're hot.
Useyourhead165
You are beautiful yourself just need the mermaid outfit lol shine your brightest self miss lady
kroetoj
And I'm not even a gurl
HairyChairstepper
You can get nets from a lot of stores
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
I mean, you may not look just like that, but you're still just as gorgeous.
MutatedHorse
Spoiler alter. They don't even look like that.
buttcreambandit
It’s ok, even people like her are constantly looking at others and thinking “god I wish I looked like that” it’s a weird thing a lot of people do.
stupidlystupendous
Yeah... I guess it's a pretty universal feeling. And partly fabricated and amplified by companies. Still hurts though
buttcreambandit
Don’t let it. And I know that’s a line similar to “just don’t be sad” or something like that but honestly I promise you’re beautiful. Focus more on finding your own beauty and being around those who recognize it.
rbudrick
I seent yer xmas selfie. You need blonde hair, and no clothes, halfway there, lol
stupidlystupendous
((and get bigger boobs, lose like 50lbs and wake up 20 years younger lol))
Thank you, though <3 <3 <3
It's crazy how much external validation helps, maybe some day I'll believe people when they say such things.
rbudrick
Boobs, meh, all boob sizes are a win and her's aren't exactly bigguns. She'd look no worse with a few pounds added either. Be the gal you wanna be, but don't let instagals get ya down. They aren't real, lmao.
ArchonIlladrya
Same... Part of me thinks I can if I put in the effort, then another part thinks I had too much testosterone ruin my body and there's no coming back from that. Being trans sucks... I wish I was just born cis so I could be happy with my body.
stupidlystupendous
I like being trans even though, some days, it sucks and feels hopeless; and I wish I was a cis-girl and that my testosterone hadn't been allowed to rampage around my body for as long as it has.
And I know it's not all about looks or passing, but seriously; you look great hun! If I can look as femme as you one day, I'll be a happy gal.
ArchonIlladrya
Well thanks for the compliment! I was gonna say the same to you, though! I guess all we can do is our best, huh?
catmonger
To be fair, not many cis girls look like that. Though I understand the deep kind of yearning and sadness for loss of potential gone by. It's okay to lamament sometimes.
stupidlystupendous
Thank you <3 That's exactly it! Loss of a potential body and looks that I might actually have been happy with.
And since I'm yearning anyway, I might as well yearn for this; it feels equally unobtainable
jfd8u438fdsfkds
What's stopping you?
stupidlystupendous
For starters, I'm not like 20 anymore and I feel like 40 years of testosterone has irrevocably ruined the chances for me forever
FoxyEllie
As someone who stopped testosterone at 32, I feel you. Even just being a few years after the "permanent" point, I felt like there was no way I could ever get where I want. But, I will say that I'm seeing more and more of "girl" as time goes on! There's also definitely been points where, even when boymoding, people "mistake" me for a girl. So while I won't say it'll be all sunshine and rainbows and it won't happen quickly... It'll get there. Eventually. I fully believe that for myself.
stupidlystupendous
Thank you for saying that <3 I'm not expecting anything but there is still a small sliver of hope that I'll get there, someday. I'm only 6 months in on my anticistamines so I'm still just getting started.
ClutterMonkey
Comparison is the thief of joy.
IdRatherBeOnThePlaystation
One of the better phrases I've learned here over the last 8 years
wizardOTC
The positive spin on that is “imitation is the highest form of flattery.” That’s the one I prefer :)
lifeisadadjoke
Bingpot!
TheDirtySanchezBros
What does Polpot’s brother have to do with any of this?
ourari
Anything is possible with a bit of make-up, lighting and photoshop.
jfd8u438fdsfkds
and dieting
freshthrowaway1138
As well as diet and exercise. And youth. Not gonna get around being 50 pounds overweight.
gardengnomeii
Be the Mermaid you want to see in the world.
Iwasoutedbyatroll
“Mer-man!” *cough cough* “Mer-man!”
gardengnomeii
I said what I said.