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I sentence you to make a plan ASAP
Oct 17, 2020 12:10 AM
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cherbear333
Mail in ballot, but then fraud, I decided to drop it off at a polling place, but then it said they have an official ballot box....so.....
DingYourDong
Nope. Maybe if EITHER party selected a candidate i could get behind. But I refuse to vote for someone just because he's not trump.
mirasie
I get off work at 7am and will be rolling up to the polls shortly thereafter with a mask.
abcismasta
I just moved to a new state and don't have updated ID yet, so I can't vote early, and I don't know when they'll let me come in for a test.
reichstein
If you need a voting plan, there may be something wrong with the system.
TheJellyfishh
Voting early in person when it starts here in CA. I miss being able to trust things like mail and drop boxes.
SwayzeS
Already cast my ballot! I'm done.
DingleBerryJane
"I'm so tired of hearing about politics, message me about it and I'll ignore you for a week" sister who will vote who her husband tells her
TCGView
Already voted.
woodenrobot
60 days? That didn’t repost well.
ScourgeOfAges
Well, less than 60, so technically correct (the best kind of correct)
notreallyhere23
Please vote!!!!
nothebees
I don't understand US voting, it seems you've been voting for weeks now. In here it's a single day on a Sunday...
cbale2000
TBH, early voting doesn't make any sense to me either, and I live here. I do like the idea of making it a national work holiday though.
lindydanny
And who the hell is undecided? Like, are you fascist or not? Not a hard question.
PlatinumMaximum
Think that’s bad? Imagine being president and still not having the healthcare plan you promised. Only 3.9 years late too.
AnitaNewusername
I have never stood in line for more than 15 minutes. You hand in your card, show ID, go check some boxes and Bob's your uncle.
applesforjuice
I made a plan months ago and rechecked my plan earlier today to make sure it was still viable considering... *gestures vaguely*
eromitlab
I'M THE BOSS, APPLESAUCE!
ProbablyDrunkAgain
I voted! Did my best to vote in folks who will get us back to normal. Don't like it? I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.
tangotangotot
Is anyone undecided at this point???
MoonMoon89
Already voted.
KleptoKea
Fuck you if you're an American and not voting.
Audasity
ill be at my polling station bright and early that tuesday morning
BrailleCortex
Already have voted. Mail-in ballots are great.
H4cksx0r
SalNPedro
The fuck kind of plan do you need? You register, stand in line, and check some boxes. Its not complicated.
catsofat
As someone who's worked polls, I've turned people away for things they could have overcome if they'd planned better.
WyldStallynsRule
For some people that might mean coordinating transportation, managing time off work, or making a significant physical effort. (Vote by mail)
Burke616
How long will it take? How long are the lines? Can you do it over lunch, do you need to take the whole day? Any initiatives on the ballot?
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
*less than 17 days.
theFr0gkid
I think you mean 19 days
LittleThunderfoot
17 in about 25 minutes
snikpmupgnihsamseht
19 is less than 60.
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
bagheadinc
whooshby
Waiting for the results is going to drive me crazy
hirosjimma
As a European I hope (against better knowledge) that we'll finally get some peace and quiet when it's over.
Arbitrarynamehere
Give it a few days at least. Hopefully it'll seem clear enough after the first 24 hours, but that's only wishful thinking.
whooshby
I wonder at what point (how much has been counted or percentage leaning) does electoral college cast their vote?
Arbitrarynamehere
The EC doesn't actually vote until December.
whooshby
Oh! Interesting.
buddbilly
eadano77
I'm undecided about who to vote for for county surveyor right now.
nixeypixie24
Believe it or not, a lot of people don't like your favourite shitty candidate
GoddamnitClown
There are exactly two. Exactly one of those two will be elected no matter what you do. The two are not remotely comparable in shittiness.
nixeypixie24
At least Trump is intentionally funny.
RayMC
We do have more options. The fact that you think voting for them is pointless undermines the claim that every person’s vote counts.
GoddamnitClown
The system should be better. FPTP is probably the biggest predictor of whether a country's politics are a shit show. But it is what it is.
sprayingmantis4
Pfft.. YES! *pushes plate of bees under couch with foot*
RetroReactiveRaucous
I have no plans to vote in the upcoming presidential election. It's cos I'm Canadian though.
spiritussancto
if you're in BC we have a snap election on the 24th
Kokoryta
My exact reply, give it back.
TheGriffin
I mean, that's not bad, as far as excuses go
3Davideo
karshh
There is a provincial election coming up if you’re a resident of Saskatchewan or British Columbia though.
RetroReactiveRaucous
Worth noting for sure. Two more years til we have another say about Ford.
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
Had me in the first half
elnorman83101
I am Australian and have to vote in like 2 weeks for state crap.
bugcooper
the only acceptable reason not to vote
HerefortheCatTax
I wish I was Canadian.
spiritussancto
we welcome refugees. the US is not a safe place for a lot of people these days
Levistras
We are accepting applications.
chucklemore
next year.
LTP88
I'm not Canadian and I am not going to vote
Levistras
I hope you're also jot American
Levistras
*not
LTP88
Latvia is cool. But no sorry Australian
ChiLLeCheeze
Or are you? Looking kind of sus there.
Deadpoolisfunny
Vote out Red. He's sus.
ChiLLeCheeze
I agree. Red definitely sus.
RetroReactiveRaucous
I promise I voted in the last federal election that I could. I love Daddy Trudeau.
ChiLLeCheeze
Yeah, I don't care. https://imgur.com/p5cBr1J
RetroReactiveRaucous
You cared enough to respond multiple times. And make a meme. You should probably work on your idea of not caring.
ChiLLeCheeze
The joke was since I'm the sus and an alien, I don't care and am killing you off. I was high when I made it.
Bukkhockey
I'm abstaining in the presidential election and I'm American.
RetroReactiveRaucous
Uh why?
Bukkhockey
Because I don't like the candidates on the ballot for president and I don't have another option for president that I like enough to write in
3Davideo
Bukkhockey
This is ignorant and a perversion of democracy. This is the voting equivalency of flat earth anti mask nonsense.
Armored0Titan0
So you’re voting for Trump.
Bukkhockey
That's totally ignorant. Your statement doesn't have any logic behind it and is just a way to project your pathetic bias on everyone else.
Armored0Titan0
If you’re choosing not to vote you’re voting for the current establishment.
Bukkhockey
That's flat earther anti-mask logic. Nothing you said is factual you simply twisted your bias around to guilt other people to vote your way.
SaVillaHg
Who needs a plan, you go to your polling place. You make a few marks and get a sticker. Hardly needs a plan.
EnlightenmentSatori
What day?
kickmyballsrealhard
For some ppl, it’s a lot harder than that
HerefortheCatTax
Our ballots have a few lawyerly worded questions in addition to the obvious election
somnif
And judges. So many judges. Just, absolute piles of them.
whooshby
I’m hoping ppl will look up a sample ballot because there may be initiatives that will take time to read - making lines longer.
morelikeconsham
If you work a food service job or the like, at the very least the time and day you are going needs to be planned out ASAP. If early voting
morelikeconsham
Is allowed in your state, you should probably identify two possible times and go to the earlier one, just in case you get called in. Things
morelikeconsham
Like that.
somnif
I spent almost 5 hours reading court proceedings to figure out which judges to vote for. 49 of the bastards on my ballot this time.
TzaraStrange
The same plan we’ve always had pinky
ravnica
Try to take over the world!
Burke616
That sounds like privilege talking. In some districts, resources are limited, lines are long, and people can ill afford to spend all day.
davidholdensr2718
Do vote early.
Burke616
Speaking as someone who did, that's a good plan.
Burke616
And that's going to be the case in some places that used to be well-supplied and -staffed, to try to throttle votes. So have a plan, in case
eadano77
Gotta decide how to vote first, which can take some time. Also gotta make sure you have the right ID and don't bring in your pocket knife...
davidholdensr2718
I’m with you!
BrazilianThunderPanda
You have a plan to get there? You got a plan on what youll do for 2-11 hours waiting? Have you verified your registration hasnt been tossed?
cbale2000
TBH, the best way to ensure your registration stays active is to vote in EVERY election. They don't generally toss active voters.
BrazilianThunderPanda
Do you have a plan if you get there & armed Proud Boys “consider you suspicious.” You have ID with the same name you registered to vote as?
BrazilianThunderPanda
Does everyone?
MaddogExplosive
Extreme voter suppression measures in some areas means some people will have to prepare to be in lines for 8+ hours. It's despicable.
cbale2000
Pretty sure in general, city and county clerks determine the number and locations of polling sites, so they have their own gov's to blame.
MaddogExplosive
... Yeah, that's how voter suppression works.
cbale2000
Ok, but why would the elected governments of minority communities suppress the vote of the people who voted them into office?