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Feb 13, 2024 5:37 PM

cynicaloldman

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2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Not for me. I have an irrational fear that consciousness is somehow always connected to the body (even post-death) so I’d rather be burned to death quickly through cremation than feel my body turn into a tree and survive for years in some type of hellscape

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The idea seems great but they usually have to cremate the body before the tree pod burial, so this isn't any greener than a regular cremation. And in places where it's legal to bury human corpses without coffins, it probably shouldn't be legal. Think prion contamination of soil and groundwater, or pollutants like dental amalgams. The ideal disposal method for our remains would be industrial composting (after breaking out teeth, removing artificial hips etc.)

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also... when you eventualy get cut down, I could make you into a nice coffee table.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes! I've always wanted this, didn't know it was an option but I was just gonna have my ashes put into a hole and plant a tree on top.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Putting me in a hole with a tree on top sounds fantastic. Let's also skip the funeral and all that shit. No sense in filling my corpse with formaldehyde, you'll just make it hard for the worms to decompose me.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Plant the seed in their ass and bury them upside down.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Hey pal do yu mind if I screenshot this and slap it in my will?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Btw I’m from NJ so calling you pal means that I’ve decided you’re a worthy person with whom I can do business.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bury folks ass up and out so others can use it to park their bike

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you want haunted forests? Because thats how you get haunted Forests...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I very much would like haunted forests

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haunted forest sounds infinitely more interesting than the reality we live in that doesn’t have one

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

don't all forests have a bunch of corpses in them already

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

* copse

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0