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Shamelessly stollen from X, the site formally known as Twitter.
Nov 21, 2023 7:03 PM
telecomteardown
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Shamelessly stollen from X, the site formally known as Twitter.
MelodyLightfoot
I really really hope his slapp suit goes into discovery, it's going to be hilarious.
davebeastly
nimeton0
Löser
MadCatIV
But apparently it can fix a receding hairline
vanishinggirl
He looks better without the fake plugs IMO, but no amount of hair can make him an attractive person when his ugly is constantly on display for all to see.
MyPowerLiesInMyBookshelf
Metalsmith21
They're the SAME picture.
KiwiGameDev
Honestly… the right is better, staggeringly
Targe0
They really aren't. One is an edge lord teenager, the other is a Grown Man in his 50s. One of them is far more pathetic than the other.
PiercedViking
I swear, Muskrat is just JP from Grandma's Boy.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
NullSeven
I like "Twitter, currently known as X, formerly known as Twitter"
YouTubeRed
RalphH
X, still known as Twitter.
expfarrer
everythng i learned about this fuckwart i learned against my will
NM156
This is just sad.
CityYeti
Elon was That Kid™ when he went to school.
SkeletorOverlordofEvil
baroncognito
Arnie looks like stop motion animation in that shot.
DrSchlepenstein
Musk is just an older version of JP from Grandma's Boy.
irisewithredeyes
I don't understand how people work for this man...
rumandbass
The only people left are stuck because of green card requirements. Or they are masochists.
MileysVirus
Remember when he ran like a bitch with his tail between his legs when he challenged zuck to a fight?
BISHPLEEASE
nope
dynamojoe
A South African holding a Japanese sword in front of an American flag spouting the finest of cringe. My Tuesday is complete.
MarcUK
Is the cemetery that he's referring to the one filled with soldiers that were killed fighting fascist Germany during WW2?
SleazyBijou
What a douche… you need to delete your “Formerly known as Twitter” accounts people… it’s been a while patience is wearing thin… reminiscent of Star Wars kid
ImurevJourhein
While you were partying, I was screaming at rude retail customers about STDs. When you were screwing in bed, I was fighting raccoons while naked and high on Benadryl. While you were at the gym, I urinated on live electrical fences with a lightbulb stuck in my butt to see if I could make it glow. I may not have a sword, but I have a glock, a turkey baster, and I'm legally allowed to buy paint thinner, and that makes me the most dangerous living thing on this planet!
MileysVirus
They let you out early Florida guy?
ImurevJourhein
I let myself out. They don't train the new guards very well.
zanaria
Psychotic man child...
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
"x-twitter" is what fontawesome calls the graphics. I think it works. https://fontawesome.com/icons/x-twitter?f=brands&s=solid
OriginalAndWitty
SirDaemos
Forced perspective. That blade is 2 feet long.
tinybartender
also it's never been wet.
YouMagnificentBastard
If they killed each other? Mankind.
PurpleSquare713
Behold, the king of edgelords.
CrisprCAS
Oof.
Kyzyl
is he trying for irony? or is there a specific person or persons he wants to use his katana on?
downvoteifyouhatekittens
Musk is a massive prick but when people take his ironic posts seriously it'll give him some validation. Does enough stuff on his own to not need to try and use things like this as well. And ultimately completely ignoring it would work best. Attention seekers need the attention. Just don't give it to them
Mohareb
He really isn't good with irony and this isn't him attempting it
TheSilverSeraph
Looks like he is about to use it on himself (the Media Matters lawsuit he has just brought on seems to prove their point exactly) /gallery/qhmEchv
InsertTabA
Yea another thing he got wrong seppuku is traditionally by a tantō not a katana
Groetgaffel
If only
amglasgow
If he could he absolutely would.
telecomteardown
He is suing Media Matters for pointing out to advertisers that their ads were being promoted alongside antisemitic (*read actual Nazi) content and multiple brands paused their advertising on the platform causing him to lose millions in revenue.
thedarkcanuck
So... he's threatening them?
Sasurau
The fun thing to me is discovery is a thing and if he thinks Media Matters isn't fucking salivating at that idea, he's dumber than I thought, and I absolutely think he's a fucking turnip. He's gonna get fucking nailed to the wall and fucked dry and it's going to be a glorious fucking thing to watch.
catrov
Except he doesn't care. If he cared he would not have wasted $40 billion buying Twitter in the first place.
Sasurau
The fun part is, today an article was published about just this idea: https://www.rawstory.com/media-matters-elon-musk/ Shit coule get funny, yo.
chukimani365
He’s South African so what is he talking about?
FoxPesdassi
I was about to call out the flag too!
waterdragun
WorksOnMyMachine
Jesus. Money can't buy class or personality. What a fucking clown.
Wylf
I was like "that can't be a real tweet". But of course it is real. Why wouldn't it be real. I both love and hate this timeline.
williamtowel
Why? It's so on brand with his "Man x is the coolest letter" I'm 14 and this is cool kind of thinking. Something like this I would only doubt if someone told it WASN'T real.
yuugian
No no, it's a real "X"
Wylf
SanshinDojo
As someone with some proficiency with a katana, this looks ridiculous, even as a fake pose. He’s not even qualified to be a poser. He makes Ben “Vagina Desiccator” Shapiro look like Hattori Hanzo.
Svartsinn
How'd Shapiro earn that nickname?
SanshinDojo
He was very upset about the song WAP (Wet Ass Pussy) and went on a tirade about it. During said tirade, he claimed that his wife told him that a wet vagina is a sign of disease. So clearly, he’s never pleasured her. It was one of his cringiest moments.
PballQhead
Came here to see if anyone had said this yet, it's already so cringey I sprained my neck but the absolute lack of any proper form takes it to the next level
Giantmutantcrab
You speak of He Who Dries Cooches?
ScootyPuffSr
Excuse me, he's rich and therefore brilliant. If gripping a katana like a baseball bat with elbows locked while staring at his own habaki for some reason was wrong, I think he'd know.