CrestKnight
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turns out the bike shed is infested with spiders. help me.
Aug 2, 2018 3:04 PM
CrestKnight
4364
25
3
turns out the bike shed is infested with spiders. help me.
ethanpanda101
Get yourself a lighter
RetroBlast
Those might be mites. I mite be wrong, though.
skwint
They will, very slightly, decrease the number of insects buzzing round your face while you ride. They are spider bros.
GrimDarkKing
You need a purple pikmin.
ProjectSatan
if you drag your finger across it, you'll kill all of them. then wipe your finger on the ground to clean it. then you're done.
ImprovedLoungewear
Charlotte left them for you, Wilbur
AJerkyMcJerkface
Spoon them into your ears
ryanthubbard19927
Talmorean
Is this from The Mist?
ittibittium
EhBlowMe
This is the only solution
SciFiFilter
Fire, lots of fire. And if the shed is lost, well it was a necessary causality.
mtnbikegeek
If spiders are infesting your bike, it's not being ridden enough!
CrestKnight
it rained for like 4 straight days. and the other 2 i was mowing laws so i wasn't up for a ride.
CrestKnight
spiders had to have been in there before then anyway. preggers just thought my bike looked like a good spot to lay eggs.
longislandboi
just pedal as fast as you can and sling those fuckers off
ethanpanda101
Dude like 25%of them would end up on your back
domsson
Nope, nope, nope - some might land in your nose!