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Apr 26, 2018 4:11 PM
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YoSamiteSam
"Worse things than a little smoking happen in hotel rooms. How come I have to pay $250 to smoke but I can bust on the drapes for free?"
ChooseFree
I might shit on the carpet, but my dog is well behaved
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
A friend of mine had a dog called (translated to english) something like wrecker... I doubt if you can figure why.
JustMelinda
That's cute. We stayed at a hotel last summer that was super dog friendly and it was nice and didn't have carpet.
houseofnifty
When you own a nice enough hotel that anyone who owns a dog has already payed for a sitter.
mattig89ch
What hotel is this? This seems like a good place to stay
looseneckwilly
I wanted this to end with "we have however had people shit on the floors so bring on the dogs"
Abrausedteleprot
dogs usually smaller than people so less to clean up
ObliqueRay
Have you ever had a dog barking in the night, or chewing up the furniture or taking a shit on the carpet?
snakeoilsalesman
No but I've had guests do it.
onecattoruleusall
This feels like a challenge i feel my dog can do all those thing and some
Klaustrophile
As an allergic... nooooooooooöööuu
cclifford
I'm gathering a pretentious cunt (male or female) put it up...
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
"loud arguments" - you've never had a dog barking?
lurkerallday
+1 My thoughts exactly
shhep
Honestly, dog barking is so much worse than argument. Just like someone loudly snoring. So repetitive, yet uneven, eugh.
SmallHandsBigPenis
Plus it can be entertaining to listen to people fight, at least if you’re nosy like me.
workrat
Have you ever had a dog pay for a nights stay, which coincidentally helps run your business?
awkwardstare
I mean does it matter if they allow dogs or not? you as the owner/room occupant are still liable for any damages...
shhep
If you bring a dog and you're not allowed, I don't think you'll be the room occupant for long as they'll just throw you out.
jocloud31
It does for me because I'm sadly allergic to dogs. Not deathly so, but enough that if I put my head on a pillow or cushion//
jocloud31
//that a dog's been on it'll ruin my sinuses for the rest of the day. Not something I want to deal with when I'm on vacation or whatever
SneakEFoxxe
I’m confused by your statement. I think the difference is that if they allow dogs you can bring your dog in, and if they don’t you can’t
awkwardstare
i suppose my muddled point was whether you bring the dog in with consent or not the end result is the same, the cost is on you.
SneakEFoxxe
I gotcha. The issue with your logic is a. you can get kicked out for having a dog if it’s a no pets place, and b. that’s only a factor 1/2
SneakEFoxxe
if the dog fucks up the place, which most dogs are pretty unlikely to do 2/2
SprinkleButt
My dog has shit on carpets, chewed furniture, eaten garbage, destroyed electronics and shit on carpets. Did I mention he shits on carpets?
Flyndaran
My cat, Timmay has done all that but so far has not destroyed electronics.
ASadBlubberNugget
Sounds like you need The Dog Whisperer
SprinkleButt
Nah, it’s not a consistent problem.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
He sounds like a rock star.
Analgesia
My dog has shit on my bed twice this week. Both times while I was in it.
HumfreeBugart
But apart from that, I bet he's a good boy
SprinkleButt
The best
Werenostrangerstolove
I do that shit too!
TheBullshitter
I mean don't we all shit on carpets from time to time?
leodavinci1
And then scoot around on our ass?
writeerrightoff
Gotta wipe
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Yeah, but have you ever stayed in a hotel that didn't have shit on the carpet?
Rkfinecake
Shit, no. Toe nails, yes.
SprinkleButt
This is a good point
IGetWetDreamsAboutTonyStark
Why do all hotels have carpets?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Where the fuck else am I going to shit?
Cheomesh
Yes.
leodavinci1
Yes... those that don't allow pets.
misterfister101
Your dog may have a shit problem. Have you check it's ass with a flash light? You just have to shine it on his butt that's it.
MrKibbs
Does the romba find it?
MrRemy
Ewwwww
curbstyle
The last time I stayed in a hotel with my dog she ate at $40 blanket I had to pay for
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Yeah but was it a tasty blanket
AwkwardKeming
*She ate a blanket you had to pay $40 for. Subtle but important difference.
litgeek306
Probably actually a $10 blanket you had to pay $40 for
leon512
Probably like $ 2.80 worth of cotton and thread you had to pay $40 for
Vatafeo
probably like $ 0.26 worth of cotton seeds you hat to pay $40 for
thevortexmaster
My brothers dog has eaten full shitty diapers then had diarrhea all over the house
ProbablyBex
HELL NO
tradeofalljakes
This why I own cats... they still snuggle, and give me lots of love. And Aren’t dumb as rocks
Cheomesh
Dogs are the worst.
IamGurrthetiger
I mean, dogs aren't stupid. Dappy, but not stupid. I've seen my shar pei use his paws as hands to scoop food off of the table before.
IamGurrthetiger
Other antics include when he chose to deliberately shit in a particular pair of slippers i own. I have no clue why, but they were targeted.
thevortexmaster
I like both but I have a cat. my wife wanted it. I didn’t. I’m an outdoorsman though. Hiking, fishing, foraging. Better with a dog
tradeofalljakes
I am an animal lover, my wife is scared of dogs due to an incident when she was a child. See, cats. But I prefer them, just easier.
thevortexmaster
Agreed. They are easier. I’ve only had 1 dog. Super smart and super chill. I don’t like hyper dumb dogs. I like all animals of course