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Nov 13, 2019 5:48 PM
CardMagician52
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solmazer
#3 is my new Jesus!
Drewscifer
#15 is a fake tweet. The entire impeachment process and press coverage screwed her up HARD. Like leave the US hard.
babycucumber
Please tell me that Monica tweet is real
VolatileSymphony
If it was, the tweet was deleted. So probably not unfortunately.
CheekyNand0s
#15 Clinton was impeached for lying to Congress not getting a blowie
wtfiamfake
Lied to a grand jury about consensual sexual relations with an adult in civil lawsuit brought by GOP lawyers and exposed by GOP spy.
wtfiamfake
Admitted inappropriate intimate contact.
kodiakpryde
far as i'm concerned blizzard can go suck his D
anjeleyezjr
That is not a zippo.
PearjuiceATX
Squipto
BatsArentBugs
Immediately downvoted for that, then came down here to find this comment and up vote it. Thank you.
WyldStallionz1
Tomato, tomato, champagne is from a specific region in France, otherwise its sparkling wine
BaldProfessor
You are right. Those are called hippopotamus.
seckzie
My car once made noise, then suddenly it stopped. Then i parked. A man approches me with a metal plate, "excuse me this fell off your car."
yack
Thryker
Is Jeff Goldblum a pest?
Kube420
He's pretty fly
mmgamoio
I like how even the super smash brothers title is appropriately changed
ElbowDeepInATshirt
I have a dad bod, tattoos and a beard..
snailphotography
What sort of training process leads to a person being able to do #28? My whole ENT region hurts just looking at that.
Vegonbrei
#2 $100 today will be $1000 next week.
NeverMetAGoodMod
#4 Allow myself to introduce... myself...
Magnivore
Vincent Squinjelly?
kevinbaken
I'm pretty square - but I'd eat Miley's arse.
YeOlRazzleDazzle
Right? For once my dad-bodness feels wanted. My beard and tattoos must help in some way.
MethGasolinePissLemonade
I'm in this pic and I don't like it
HINMAN
Where does one meet women with these preferences
martymonster
Only imgur apparently
JaceArveduin
I assume they're like me and don't actually like going outside or interacting with people.
Beardgoesalltheway
Well hello
thedoe
#29 That's just ignorant.
ScarecrowSticks
If he Hanzos me, I'm a -Ryūjin no ken wo kūrae!- Back at him
Overcucumbered
Now I'm just imaging someone pulling the guy out as he's about to cum, and angling his dick at his own face
ScarecrowSticks
Yes
crummulentwo
What's the story behind that Jeff Goldblum pic?
VastMajorityRule
Asking the real questions
CrimsonSnake
The girls are fans that asked him to pose like that for the photo. Our man Jeff being the legend he is, agreed. The end.
kevinbaken
He's immune to being #metoo'd
scabbyBoner
It would appear that he is a fuckin legend
Kevinlee487
Just want to mention that Blizzard themselves have no control over the Chinese Blizzard Twitter.
Kevinlee487
What is posted there is not something that the guys in the US tell them to post. Its someone in China posting.
gbgarcia
Ok, the Monica Lweinsky one made me chuckle.
bilateralunsymmetry
Where is this mythical woman who loves dad bods, tattoos, and beards?
scabbyBoner
IFavoriteRecipesToTryLater
I'll...I'll take your entire stock. Don't judge me i'm lonely
SureYouCanDG
Lewinsky has taking enough blow jobs for the team..
bilborrax
the husky picture....why are there husky heads in the background? was he the first husky to get it right?!
imakesoft
Oh man, I’m totally a dad!
Tocilo
These blue spermatosoids are playing Worms
LemmyisGod
What’s the story being that pic with Jeff Goldblum and those girls? They his daughters or victims?
darynu
#12 that wasnt blizzard it was their chinese partner company.
zok123
1/X to give a bit more info. It was written by Netease that license and publish blizzard games, minecraft and eve online in China.
zok123
2/2 they even took it down and came with an apology shortly after, not that it makes it better but i think blizzard told them to delete it.
MrOsmo
Dont worry, dude is still banned
BuskerJeff
As he should have been for not following the rules he agreed to follow.
MrOsmo
Unlike the dude that was gay bashing during overwatch, who is not banned
AsheLake
What about the other two guys who were just in the same stream?
FarkasMacTavish
Somebody explain #6 for me.
DickMercenary
One of two options: Either mocking the guys who think loud engines turn women on OR: Vibrations from loud noise cause arousal by accident.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Sarcasm directed at dudes who rev their engines at women -implying (sarcastically) that revving makes them wet and needing to change panties
Overcucumbered
This. A continuation of the old joke about men doing strange things when they want to get attractive women's attention, or arousal.
UnCientificoSediento
#1 Jasmine James - Fake Taxi Episode 86
MockMeAllYouWant
LOL
BeesKneesJohanson
CodyJC
Thanks porn encyclopedia
Ishotthesheriffandthedeputy
.
FarkasMacTavish
o3o
MoistTowelettez
I have no shame and im only commenting so I can beat my meat later but I'll still forget so when somebody searches my profile they will know
definitelynotamemberberry
.
Saumy
Boop
SpaceTaco22
Doot
MassiveMaoMao
I’m commenting for reasons.
MadMatthew
My man
YourFriendSquid
You know why I’m commenting
AtsaMattaForMe
because you're friendly?
chad57
Dot
wubbletrouble44
RabidDingo
Dot.
VergleLemley
.
jesusisherelookbusy
scottEkarate
.
BraveSlayer
ScrewMyVacationPlansIGuess
.
TacoSquid
.
paororosan
ShawnS0l0
Doot
ThomasThundersword
get this man a PhD stat!
YaBoiAJ
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shotty814
You're doing the Lord's work, my friend
Azukare
It that jasmine James? Is it an old photo? I don't recognice her
ClumsyLeftistWhoDropsThings
I mean the resolution is shit
Azukare
Not only that. Ger face looks....squished
ProfessorLavaHot
It's her alright, I'd recognise those bad boys anywhere
Iamtoofuckinghighforthisshit
Hmmmm
F58AF85FCA77810CEC812364
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L0StWaNdErEr
Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?
SteelyDad
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PearjuiceATX
I think their username has something to do with science, so I can only imagine they're a fapmaster
threelittledwarfs
Many fapmaster there are, here.
m00nWatcher
opwankenop
I am impressed
zdriver984
Nusete
Well his username literally translates into "a thirsty scientist" so..
JahNoodles
Who are you, who is wise in the words of different languages?
Whenceitcame
He's a cunning linguist.
RogueLanguageModel
havent you heard of the famous Nusetta Stone?
apollo1983
Well his username is the Etruscan word for linguist, so...
AmicusCuriae
A witch!
Quchant
burn him! He's made of wood
MrHandsOn
Soak him, soak him, soak him.
Krampus95360
How many nipples does he have?
lifeisadadjoke
Are you planning on trying to milk him?
filthymansock
I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?
MaximusTheSmall
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MANiGOTTAgetMEoneOFtheseUSERNAMES
God dam!!d
LordofSandvich
Not as big as they look on-meme
ComoSeIguana
LookAtMYFancyUsername
Dot
FaxCelestis
Didn’t she die?
aPackofBears
Rip
CoachMcgurl
They fake or real?
thesketchykid
Real, but her haircut was not what I was expecting. To each their own.
dknoce
Oh, it’s definitely not a real taxi. Very fake.
Applepotamus
UnCientificoSediento
Riley Reid - ATK (October 23, 2011)
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
big deal, anyone could run that through bing's croppable image search, but not even meme history identified the original,
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
just called her unknown girl https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/392/496/79d.png
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
goku's text is much better
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
she only has 4 toes on her right foot
UnCientificoSediento
There're five
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