Let's normalize women carrying swords. And also playing recorder on that wheel thingy picking up trash. Better than all the other crap going around town
"Hutch" Like a rabbit hutch? Either it's a witch's hutch and she's going to keep him like a rabbit (living the dream) or it's like a little goth commune (living the bigger dream)
Portland doesn't have nearly that level of MUP infrastructure. He would be duking it out in the bike lane with buses and bro dozers. That's probably Chicago.
eslachance
Using a onewheel to pick up garbage in the park is definitely peak human. I love it.
Jamerperson
That ending line... chefs kiss
Eddafred
Didn't even need any cheese, bravo sir.
JohnM0D
He is like a modern mythical creature
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
riding a 1 wheel with a sword not sheathed is a great way to lose a testicle or most of your blood
EmilyPseu
It’s been a long time since I could be properly called a goth or a baddie, but this would totally work on me.
Zeterai
I'm given to understand it's more a state of mind than anything else. One can always be a "goth baddie" on the inside.
DysgraphicProgrammer
Both of these people are some sort of fae
GuitarBobMonterey
'piqued'
mremaknu
Looks like it came from Zombietools. I still want to get one of those.
oftenanidiot
They're pretty great. I have a few of them.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Imagine going outside without camera recording every step of your way!
fester9
Piqued not peaked.
Can’t impress a goth baddie with poor grammar.
Saxytimes
Let's normalize women carrying swords. And also playing recorder on that wheel thingy picking up trash. Better than all the other crap going around town
NeoAcario
It was all golden until the RC car came out. Stick to the one-wheel recorder tongs trash collecting. With little saber accompaniment.
asm80dfa8sdfj
The RC was doing the recording I think?
firefighter26
Still a better story than twilight
Zetor
How I met your mother.
LabyrinthBuilder
KR1570F
I too would like to find my own marisa tomei from my cousin vinnie. I would happily buy her swords for all kinds of occasions
AvsFreak
mormonbatman
Barding level 100
amoth
would you like to touch my sword?
GhostofCharlieKirk
Unsheathing a sword is not a good idea. Could be considered brandishing.
mouse209
Judge may consider litigant's expertise, intent, and he has video. Not a 100% guarantee, but more than fair enough to challenge a citation.
Niagaran
"I've PEAKED her interest" 🤦🏻
Colopty
It's all downhill from there!
Irishtrailrunner
Kindred spirits
gobblinal
There HAS to be a better way to do selfie shit that DOESN'T require that godamned fisheye bullshit.
Efreeti
Ah yes. The D'Capitan sabre from Zombie Tools
https://zombietools.net/collections/pirate-swords/products/the-dcapitan-sabre
DystopianCommandant
Holy shit, was this video an ad?
Raikupath
The vast majority of posts these days are.
Efreeti
Probably not, I just recognized the sword?
FTUG
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ODEyemx4d2pyYjlobmdicjFmMGZmamowYjhoZGN1bnBtbW93dHpnZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/XrqNfteADGneAScrIO/200w.webp
TittiesKittiesandWittyGifReplies
That seems like a lot of effort and pain when you could just leave out some fine cheese and maybe a well used cardigan…
Erisianistic
It's a wonderful woman indeed if she makes me want to share my cheese
Redshadow09
Do Goth girls like Cardigans?
TittiesKittiesandWittyGifReplies
Every one I’ve ever know has requisitioned one of mine…
asm80dfa8sdfj
I think you're thinking of women, not witches.
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
"Hutch" Like a rabbit hutch? Either it's a witch's hutch and she's going to keep him like a rabbit (living the dream) or it's like a little goth commune (living the bigger dream)
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Witch's hutch vs. witches hutch, you see
AssholesfullofelbowsTHE3RD
I mean, im no goth girl but id have your man babies https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dWExM2FlbmM5MGR4N3o3OHNjYjl6NmhtdXQ4Z2FhcDY1ZWVjd20wcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QgfDrL9Rd3lV6/200w.webp
helyx
I also like the way he toots that flute.
GeneralAnubis
He toots where he pleases!
bigdukesix
I don't think it's a sword as much as half of a big scissors
asm80dfa8sdfj
He had a sword in addition to the tongs, no?
JohnThatcher
Scissors are just a couple swords carefully nailed together.
ChopOnBrother2021
Piqued not peaked
YouAreTheInsultMaster
First one, then the other!
TanithRosenbaum
The peaked part probably came later.... XD
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1enRnZmR5aGgzcmE0OWZ5d3loaGFqZjJmMzNteXo5dzkyeWlnaDRkaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5xtDarmwsuR9sDRObyU/200w.webp
trondason1
I dunno, maybe her Interest never exceeded the level it was at at that moment.
azazyel
She's going to kill him and he's not going to put up a fight.
UnaccomplishedWatcherImNotaBot
Yes, but mantis style, so that's still a W, it still counts
Zeterai
Glorious purpose.
Lugh314159
🎶 doesn't matter, had sex 🎶
🎵 still counts! 🎵
SixSixxtySix
The most Portland video that ever was.
UnaccomplishedWatcherImNotaBot
Nah, it's not the Unipiper
DongleDingler
Santa Cruz, California
Sandpappy
Happy to see this is still thought of as a Santa Cruz thing, even after the culture feels so changed there.
DidItForScience
I don't recognize it as being out here. Looks like a cool park though.
HippoTel
Portland doesn't have nearly that level of MUP infrastructure. He would be duking it out in the bike lane with buses and bro dozers. That's probably Chicago.
spicepoet
wrong kind of trees for Chi-town. the gripper strips and car feeder lane bumps are different too. i get the reasons you say that though.
bigdukesix
CP3oh
Ok, *spiritually* Portland.
SquirtVonnegut
Apparently he's in Texas. That's how he's able to legally carry weapons.
https://www.tiktok.com/@kozakskogo/video/7641838619195477261
DongleDingler
It looks like he lived around the Bay Area in California, moved to Houston, then moved to Florida
YippeeKayakOB
That is, by far, the strongest Portland vibe ever documented in Texas
GrizzlyFrank
Yeah, Austin